Greencastle Herald, Greencastle, Putnam County, 24 October 1910 — Page 3

MONDAY, OCTOBER 34, 1910.

CRL'ENCASTLE HERALD

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0?er Half-Century* Humphrey** Sp«ciflo« have ee r) used by the people with itlefaction for more than *50 Mirs . Medical Book sent free. rot Prlca l’ pevara* ('oo*«atlnn». InSanunatloni *i ■ Worm*. Worm Karer. or Worm Dlieaie 'it I ( ullc Crylmi ami Wataruln«»a of lofami It I U i ar rb*a. of Children aud idulta ia j , uu *h«. Cold*. BrouchltlH >5 h loolhache. Kaceache. Nauralgla »» • Mr*4*i'hr. Slot Headache Vertl«,> *» 0 |> V H(>eii*la. ludlpeatlon. Weah Stomach 'it S Croup. HoaraeOoufb. Laryngitis. it 4 gall Hheum. Kruptlon*. Kryslpelar 14 t RheumatUm. or Rheumatic Piln» it H paver and Ague. Malaria T Pile*. Blind or Bleeding. External. Internal aa 9 Catarrh. Influeuxa, Cold In Head l» 10 Whooplug Cough. Si.aemodloCough il 11 Arlhma. Oppreesed. lilfBrult breathing it 17 Kidney Dieeeae. ** in arrvuu* Uebilllv. Vital Waaknau I 00 |0 t'rlnarv Incontlneni e. Wetting Bed *3 |« tore Throat. <Juin*y SK ^7 Crip, Hay le*er t»d Summer Colds ?5 told by druggist*, or scut on receipt of prloa. BUMPUHETS' HOMEO MEDIC [MB CO. lormar hllllam snd tnu Street*. Now York.

Try This For Catarrh

(let a HfYOMEl (pronounce It Migb-o-ine) outfit today. Pour a few drops from the bottle into the inhaler that comes with each outfit, and breathe it in four or five times a day. Immediately you will know that IlVUMEl soothes and heals the inflammed and irritated membrane. But HYOMEI does more than soothe and heal; It kills the germs, those persevering peste that are at the root of all catarranal trouble. "Last year 1 suffered terribly with catarrh. I used one bottle of HYOMEI, and my catarrh was better’ Miss Helen McNair, Loyalton, Cal. A complete HYOMEI outfit, including a bottle of HYOMEI, a hard rubber pocket inhaler and simple instructions for use, costs only $1.00. If you now own a I llyomei inhaler, you can get an exI tra bottle of HYOMEI lor only ‘>0 I cents at the Owl Drug store and I druggists everywhere. Guaranteed to cure catarrh, I uoiip, asthma and sore throat, or I money back.

TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE NOTICE

duck son TowuMldp. 1 will be at my home in Jackson I Township every Friday to transact I the business of my office as trustee. BENJAMIN WALLS.

Floyd Township. My office day wilt be Wednesday of each week at my residence. FKED TODD, Trustee.

Jefferson Township. I will be at my residence each Friday to transact the business of my office. OLIVER STRINGER.

Marlon Township. 1 will be at my residence in Marlon Township on Friday of each week and Tuesday at Fillmore to [ transact the business of my office. OTTO B. RECTOR.

Madison Township. I will be at my office at my residence each Wednesday and Saturday to transact the busines of Trustee of Madison Township. W. STROUBE.

Mill OeeK Township. I will bs at my home In Mill Creek Township on Wednesday and Saturday of each week to transact the "usinesB of my office. ERNEST KIVETT, Trustee

MEN WANTED

Miilmics $HOt> to Sturt and Promotion to «lKfKI. Young men who would like to cuter the Railway Mail Service should prepare for the examination which will be held Xovembe iJth in several cities of this state An examination for Postoffic clerks and carriers will be held during the first week of November In the Railway Mail Service, salaries run as high as $1800. The I'ost office position pay from $600 to $1200. The Commercial Correspondence Schools of Rochester, N. Y. f have had remarkable success in coaching applicants for Government positions. Young men prepared by them invariably pass high and secure the first appointments. Any young man who writes to these schools will be loud how he can luiss the examinations and secure one of these high-salaried life positions. Address Commercial Sorrespondence Schools, 14444 School Bldg. Rochester, N. Y.

Sl IkSCTHIBE FOR THE HERALD.

CHILDHOOD CHARMS. In snite of her crown and the adoration of her subjects the little Queen of Holland used to wear the saddest little face m the world dhe had not been forced into a lovele w marriage, as no many royal women are She had. in fact, married a man she sincerely loved, nevertheless. she was not h«.ppy Severai years went bv and there was no heir to the throne, no baby voice echoed through the palace halls. But a year and a half ago the longed for baby came, and that is why the Queen of Holland has lost the wistful look that used to mar her young face. It is wonderful what a difference one little baby can make, isn't it? The Queen of Holland loved her husband, her people and her country, but they did not fill her life. She was woman first, then Queen, and the woman was not satisfied until her life was crowned by the birth of her little daughter. There are some women who. looking at the qoung queen, would envy her all the power and grandeur that are hers There are others who would envy her her baby 1 wish all the girls and women who are devoting their lives to careers that will never amount to anything would realixe their mistake before it is too late. By all means cultivate your talents and make the most of them but. don’t mistake talent for genius And don't imagine that the young man who is patiently dangling after you will dangle forever. Some fine day he will awake to the fact tha< yours are not the only sweet eyes in the world, and he'll realize that some other girl has the power to stir his heart. Get him back before it is too late, and try the matrimonial career. It's the one you are -est fitted to follow You may be a mediocre artist or an excellent mother. Which would you rather be? Perhaps you are not quite sure of yourself, not sure whether you are lu love or not. Don’t marry until you are sure, but think it well over before you send the man away As a girl grows older her chances of marrying grow fewer. For that reason she should go thoroughly into the matter before she deed ( es that she is not lu love Sometimes she sends him away, and when it is too late stu Is ready to cat her heart out with love and longing. Most men marry, and If the uiau who wants you can’t get you, he will get ..ome other girl A it ■.n can marry at almost any ag> out u woman can't. Remember that when the call of your career drags you away from matrimony. If you have a great talent, it is wrong to let it rust, but so many girls overestimate their talents. They spend time and money and youth on the pursuit of this phantom career, and when it is all over and the Men have gone after younger girls, they long for the joys they have missed

They Prayed Running. Harry and Ethel were ensuring a field on their return from Sabbath school, when they encounter d a bull says success. At the animals wp proach they tied in terror Faster and they ran, yet nearer and nearer cam, the bull. "We imrst pray,’ panted Harry. "You do it." Ethel pleaded. "We’ll kneel down right here." 'No we'll pray running. You ought ;o do it; you're a girl." "O Lord—O 1-ord—l can’t," sobbed Ethel. "You do it." The proximity of tha bull demanded Inuniediate action, and Harry rose to the occasion Loudly and fervently they pray ed “O 1 ,ard for what we aie about to reoely* make iu* truly thankful!"

Ho. piUtl t'au't Lose Him. York, Pa.. Aug. 1.—Laea than half in hour after he had left York hospital cured of a copperhead snake bite, Lawrence Myers came back with a partly crushed right hand Two fingers had to be amputated. Myers, who recently was almost frowned In the Cadorus, given concussion of the brain by a batted baseball. •#U from a hay wagon and tumbled down a Baltmimore iv#ce stair, when cured of his snake bite secured a poQtion at a oigai box factory and promptly caught his right hand in a printing press.

Statistics compiled In Germany under the new accident Insurance law indicate that the degree of hazard In occupations ranges In this order: Drivers, millers, boatmen, miners, woodworkers, brewers, metal workers, textile operators, printers, tobacco workers.

Suez Canal has proved to be one of the uiotst profitable commercial uudertaklngB ia the history of the world, wild the Manchester Ship Oaua.1 ia now accomplishing all and more than was premised at. first

Poverty may be » blenslng, but every man Is willing to turn bie share of the bUmting over to the other fallow—Chicago News It's difficult to convince a mau who Is broke that happiness can't be purchased with money.

A girl’s Idea of a good photograph le one that doesn't look ansch like bar.

san mmm is THE LOGluAI. PLACE

Omaha Mm Tells Viliy Exposition Should Go lo Galllornla,

San Francisco has some very good friends In the middle west and lu the Mississippi valley sertlon, friends who are not at ;u backward in exprersdng their pn erence for this city as tl.i sin- for 'he proposed exposition in celebration of the completion of the Panama canal. This fact wMb strikingly Illustrated recently through lh> effort of the special representative of the New Or- i leans exposition boosters, in Omaha, to secure an endorsement for the [ southern city from the Commercial , club Omaha's leading organization of | business men. In trying to secut • tiiis i ndorse- j ment, J B Haynes New Orleans' special representative, addressed a circular letter to the members of the club and received a reply which imist have had the effect of a cold douche on his hopes. Haynes' letter and the reply, which | Is signed b K. Miller, one of the most influential members of the club, are here giv i n: W<Hit.n s PAN VMA EXPOSITION <"0.. NKH OKI.KVNS t.OCICAl POINT 0'fi« os in t o Hra iL is Tto at'?• IMrig Tol* phono: iKuml »s N27. <>mfiha, Neii.. Sept. 13, 1010 My Dea* S r I understand the Commer i d el ih h ts asked its members to e.vpi In th- form of a post-card vote a pr ferenee :jm betwc: New Orleans and San Fianc's o- the tv*<» t itles which are comp ti iw for congressional n«-ili»t! destimating a city in widt h to celebrate the completion of the Panama canal In 19i6 Refort casting your vote, phase rend trie enclosed ch 'd •* eontaiii ; ^ pom s h .ring dlre -tly o » O 3 '».hct In formi’ g a oo mlusio'i in the r iy \ tin not format to «= ubby treatment accorded to the hi;; N braska d 'Ic.m lhi which, a: larga* exi euse, took a special to Oallforni.i to in urn- the h-: i ..-i r up- at S: •- pimento to provide fo* u 1 exhibit at the exposition in On.ah 1 li 1 • >s. That legislature puss.d such a Mil. but before the Omaha delegation hid traveled manv miles on the r'turn trl.. tl hill was r pealed, snd ‘‘all: a in did 1.at parti i pate in the Omaha exposition. Moraover, within the Inst tew months the 8.111 Franoi.sea Chronicle printed an editorial 1 ssei t n, tii- failure of the Omaha exposition. That city is pusitivelv unfriend.y to Omaha for some reason or other The Word s Panama Kvn >sitioii company of N w Orleans is hid ling f<o Omaha's support. It has done what no other expasitiO'i company ever did h> establishing a bian-di office in Omaha which is a compliment to this city, to say the least, and is enough to entith the New Oil'fins project t<* the thought ful consideration of ever \ dtUen 01 Omaha. I would appreciate a reply. Yours truly, (Signed) J. B. HAYNKS. £ e ial Representative. Private Office Home Mil.' Interests, 1 1 10 Sept !8, 1910 Mr. .1 R Haynes. 8pe< ial Representative. World's Imposition, Citi My Pea 1 Mi Haynes I have your cir cular itttffr of Sept. 13. relative to th« World’* Exposition and rote carefullj ad that le e mtained therein 1 t ike Is aue with yo . in refcreuc to Snn Francisco. I do *0 ful y appreciating the fact that you ate a *rji.oial reproaemativo of New Orleans, and it is your duty to plug f<c that city but when it gets down to bra*'* tacks, in my Judgment then- is no comparison between the two cities as rivnls for the Ranama exposition. 1 have vluted both cities many times New Orl-Miis is not in tire sume class as San Francisco, in climate, fconuty of surroundings or in general interest to the average trn Icr. i think it is unfair to damn San Francisco on account >1 something that the Chronicle lias printed, or to go into ancient history and quarrel over an act of the California legislature. 1 have in mind what Sat; Francisco has gone through In the Inst few years ami the undaunted spirit of its people, an»i what th • people of the vital owe to that spirit, and which they can only pay by encouraging them in their future undertakings Youre truly, (Signed) R MIRLEK.

Schwab For San Francisco. Charles M. Schwab, formei dead of the steel trust says ‘I favor San Francisco for the 1’anaina-Pacific exposition in 1915. and you can put me down among the boosters. 1 will also promise that if San Francisco holds the exposition the Bethlehem Steel company will take paid by exhibiting lt» products of armor and armament, an exhibit that has not appeared since the Centennial exiMtslthm in 1*76 '• Hitchcock Favors San Francisco. Frank H. Hltclu ock, postmaster general, gays: “Nothing would please me more highly than the selection ol San Francisco for the Panama-Pacific exposition and 1 think the record of rebuilding and the recovery from the fire, as well as the remarkable record made In the raising of money for the support of the fair, should be recognized, and will have great weight with congress iu reaching a decision as to the location of the exposition." San Francisco's Big Bid. San Francisco has raised its bid for the Panama celebrat ion to $17,600,000. If money talks as much to the point in this matter as It does In most other affairs of life, the contest Is al ready over. New Orleans will have to be satisfied with the Mardi Gras — Rochester (N Y.) Democrat-Chron-kle. Congress Can Not Refuse. Elbert Hubbard (Fra Elbertus) says: “The miracle of four years has taught the world a lesson. Congress mid the president can not- will not - refuse the claim of San Francisco a* the festival city of thu Pauam^P*eifle exposition In 1915."

QUITE ODD

..o> K> 1 l-b, sue s lort) odd. Feller -Is tbst so? I’d say .-lie was odder thau that

HIS MISFORTUNE

SOCIALISM IN THE COLLEGES "The luti mationa! Socialist Soct ety,” which wao organized for Ur, purpose of promoting uo intellitt'-nt interest in socialism amoiiK college men. graduate and uiid> ri;radtiaf<' throi,t,h the formation of study clubs in the colleges and universities," has a tough joh ahead of it. says tire Chicago News. In uiiuiv respects college lads wear their beliefs, lightly and change them with their sweaters. But all their In stlncts. all Uteir traditions are against w hat John Mitchell calls "the deaden ing blight of socialism.' and in Favoi of The virile, active forces of Indus try." Hope, energy, and intense iitdividu&Jism characterize young America. The college boy must have had a fall or two out of the world before he turns a hospitable ear lo "collectivism.” Not until the world has taken repeated falls out of him is he promising seed ground for the men who would make the world over on a plan that would eliminate the indiv idttal It is very thoughtful if the new organ i/.at Inn has either the methods ot the men to propagate its iloetriue on the thorny soil of American college life.

AMERICANS AS VICTIMS.

No Cough Your doctor's approval of /Iyer's Cherry Pectoral will certainly set all doubt at rest. Do as he says. He hnows.

Have not coughed once allday ? Yetyou may cough tomorrow! Better be prepared for it when it comes. Ask your doctor about keeping Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral in the house. Then when the bard cold or cough first appears you have a doctor's medicine right at hand.

Welcome Wokds to Women Women who suacr v. itii di rders -c c'tar to their sex shi eld wri. ■ to Dr Pierce and n reive free the advice of a pity ■ an of over 40 years’ experience —a skilled a,ui successful specialist in ihe diseases of women livery letter of tins s. ri h... the most ccrefill consider.!;I m and is re garded ns sacredtv confidential. Many sensitively mode tv imen write fully to Dr. Pierce what .hey w> uld irink from telling fo their local physician. ! hc local physician is pretty sure to say that he caiviot do anything without 'en examination." Dr. Pierce holds that these distasteful examinations are generally needless. and that no woman, except in rare eases,

should submit to them.

Dr. Pierce’s treatment will cure you right in the privacy of your own home. Hi* " Favorite Prescription'* has cured hundreds of thousunds, some of them the worst of cases.

It is the only medicine of its kind that is the product of a regularly graduated physician. The only one good enough that its makers dare to print its every ingredient on its outside wrapper. There’s no secrecy. It will bear examination, No alcohol and no habit-forming drugs are found in if. Some unscrupulous medicine dealers may offer vou a substitute. Don’t take it. Don’t trifle with your health. VV r:le fo World's Dispensary Medical kssoeiation. Dr. R. V. Pierce, President, Ittitfuio. N 1 .. take the advice rteeiss Mint be well.

When Maud Muller rakes the hay l just have to up an’ leave 'er, Wisht I could, but I can't ta> - Drat my dash binged old Lay level

A THOUGHTFUL Ml

Mr. Groome (from Interior i i shall carry home a bottle of salt wa ter Mrs Groome—Don't fill it full; leave a space for the tide to rise.

The utterance of u Pal i.-, police otti etal thal were it not for the Yau Let--, most of the pickpockets and si arpera now making a living in lltit city would have to seek other fields." Thin is not very gratifying to the prid" of a nation which has always plumed Itself on its "smartness." The ea-, with which foreigners discover tin nationality of Americans, without ai apparent suggestion on the part of the latter, has long been matter of com ii.ein sacs Hip Pittsburg t-ozette. The heat explanation, probably is thai Americans carry more tnonev with them than other people and art not so afraid of sending it Tin average English touri t rigards .eh coin as a work of art which he w ishes to retain in his collection, and hn money is carefully concealed onnwhere in the inner recesses of hichithing. No so the careless \uteri can. In his hip-|>ocket repose a fa* wallet, and the light fingered gentr., have only to step up and help them selves. The foreigner who can fimt-flam an American on the latter’s native soil is welcome to all he can get Hut we ev pud lo bo robbed when we gv abroad and charge it all up fo expenses. THE CHURCH IN AMUSEMENTS The question of the propriety of cor tain popular amusements crops up periodically In most of the churches says the New York Post Especial! do we hear aermous of advice on He subjects of cards, and duneing and tintheatre, delivered by clergymen ot those denominations which hav adopted rtgtd rules, or rules intended to he rigid for the guidance of their members. In strong contrast to this policy is the attitude of Hie htshop of M:t r : Chester. F.ngland who. finding that many of the members of his diocese persist in playing golf on Su:i day. instead of attending chureli. hn derided that the church must go to ihe people, and will hold services either on the golf links or in their im mediate vicinity, for the benefit of the players \ scoffer suggests that If it Is the plan to sing a short hymn after each “drive." in the "vent of a "foozle" the hymn he sung with extra

The Most Absent-Minded Ever. At a dinner-party Dr. Woodrow Wilson of Princeton was describing the ttbse ;t mindedneas of a certain mathematician. "Tht- man,” he said, “Is so absent minded that once he walked along for i quarter of a mile In the gutter in stead of on the sidewalk He would have l-ept on in the gutter Indefinitey had not the polished back of a binughaiu. that was drawn up befort a shop, brought him to a halt The mathematician stopped wiip it; a foot of the brougham He looked at the blaek, smooth, lustrous surface before him, and It suggested to his mind a black-board. Accordingly he dir ; a piece of chalk from his pocket and began to work out an abstruse prohh m On and on he worked, covering the ■ .:'i age with figures, until finally it started on SHU working. Hu ninllieiiiatleian followed It; he held on U Hu body with Ills left hand, and nui until the pace bacame too qiih-k for him did he realiz* that something wa- wrong. Then h« sighed, looked about hint and in a dazed way. pock eied his chalk, aad nutated home ward.”

Domestic Nomenclature A servant-girl whuae name is Nora bus reeeutly given her employer no li e that she will quit hie service be ause the family pendets In calling her Bridget against her repeated pro test. Nora Is right, nay* a writer in the Boston Herald. 'The humblest person is entitled to be addressed by his or her own name, unless by mu ttml agreement to the cantxary ” This story from "I^s Mlnerables” aptly shows the other side of the shield. One day a proud ouok presented herself to a gentbnnaa for employ ment. What wages do you expect a month ?■’ "Thirty francs." "What Is your nam«?*' “Olymple.” "I will give you forty and call you Nicolette." That settled tilings satisfactorily to all concerned.

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Motion Route Special Fares. Winter tourist tickets to all points on sale October 25th to April flOth, 1910. Home seekers tickets to various points In the north, and northwest, south and southwest on sale 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each month. Phone 59. It's the World’s Best. No one have ever made a salve, ointment or balm to compare with Bticklen’s Arnica Salve. It’s t$ie one perfect healer of cuts, burns corns, bruises, sores, scalds, boils, ulcers, eczema, salt rheum. For sore eyes, cold sores, chapped hands, or sprains, It's supreme Infallible for piles. Only 25c at the Owl Drug Store

SOLVED. r - ^

Latnson—If I did a hole In which to put this rubbish, wbal shall I do with the earth taken out? Samson Dig the hole big enough to hold both

SPORIF1C.

Weeks—Scirbs told me he worked hard and lost a great deal of sleep

l while he was writing that novel of

! his.

Winks—Well, his loss was my gaiu. 1 tried to road It last night.

indlnary vigor in order to drown the '•xpected comment of the disuppu nt< I player "GREAT AMERICANS." !t I- well that Hie Hall ot Fame (111it]) slowlv. All the great Americanare not dead yet: some of the great est are doubtless not born yet. N:tme-t added to the list are Mary Lyon and Emma Willard. These names suggest the question, whether the Hall vvili have room, by and by. for r ally gre American who either Iihvo not l> -c.i ten years dead or whose true g:ei ness has not bseu rtM isgiiiz. 1 by t ]e'.ronvsmp' irarte* Mary Lyon and Emma Willar ! j o certainly not the greatest American women $f we accept the judg.i.ent n( the electoral board, th ■ only Ameri can women who have been truly great are those who have taught their fe. low women l-atin and Greek. Tito > who have written noble hooka for al! mankind are not in the running. New York Mall, HECK LESS RISKS IN BUSINESS. M*n have a right, generally peaking. to take what risks they please with their own property They nave no right to expose 'o powerful temptation those whom they have m. m .al grounds for believing have proportion ate powers of resistance. Tempta tion. of course, can no more be who! 1; removed from the great world ot Industry and business than cun risk Without considerable of both of iheiu business could not be carried on Hut a. it Is uot good business to take reckless risks so it Is not good morula to expose people to needless tempta Hon. -Chicago Tribune. OUR NATIONAL SHAME. When we American reflect that in Chicago alone there were three lime as many downright divorces in I9u, as in all Engts-nd and that Ix>s An geles, in the saane jWHr, had 405 dt orese to 1.81S msrrlages. we wondei vhat the English find in their statis tics to worry ahmx. It is the tend ncy In Mu* wrwrg direction that Harms thoughtfb Englishmen, and Torn that point of vtsw they art 1 jus Ifled In their aW'm But how Justi*y otw kvdlfferenc tw our divorce sta Istlcs tsBtde wl* «h theirs sml into vttiw iusflitwMtiiiuii •? - Boston Traveler

Hospitals a Benefit to Property. The National Association for the ! Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis j has recently concluded an investiga tion, which shows that 67.6 per cent of the tuberculosis sanatoria and hos pitals of the United States have been j a benefit to the property and health of the communities in which they are located. In the case of more than 62 j per cent, of the sanatoria the presence of the institutions has helped to in crease the assessed value of surround ing property. More Truth Than Poetry. Champ Clark, the eloquent representative from Missouri, is a stanch i champion of his state. "You people out in Missouri,” said a New York man to him, "are all right. ! but you are too provincial." "Provincial?" snorted Clark. “Pro ; vinclal? Why, let me tell you. sir. I the shoe is on the other foot. Nobody in New York knows anything about Missouri, but everybody In Missouri knows all about New York."

Soldier Something of a Hoodoo. John Ross, the British general who ' led the force that burned Washington was killed in a battle with the Ameri an iriny at North Point, Md., neai Ualliuiore. The Americans were de tented Ross fell Into the arms of ( apt. MeDotigall, and the same officer caught Con. Packenham In his arms at the battle of New Orleans.

Forced to Leave Home. Every year a large number of poor sufferers whose lungs are sore and racked witlli coughs are urged to go to another climate. But this ; is costly and not always sure. There's a better way. I/et Dr King’s New Discovery cure you at i home. “It cured me of lung trou- j ble," writes W. R. Nelson, of Gala- I mine, Ark, “when all else failed j and I gained 47 pounds in weight. It’s surely the King of all cough and lung cures." Thousands owe iheir lives and health to It. It's positively guaranteed for coughs, colds, lagrippe, asthma, croup—all throat and lung troubles. 50c and $1.00. Trial bottle free at the Owl , Drug Store, l

• inking an Impression. "Now that you have moved to your new home, do you find the next door neighbors friendly?" "Yes. they became very cordial the moment they saw we had a tour ing ear seating seven.”

HKU THUl’UHT.

Mrs Stlngey—-| trust the chap you r«

engaged to le # worthy young man. Her I laughter Tee. mother, but rather

shy.

Mrs UUngey Mercy' I hope you don’t mean tinanciallv Indignant Wife You lalk about having ‘meandered all over the neighborhood' while you were waiting for your breakfast! You haven't been out of your bed! Husband (half awake) — Well, didn’t you ever set 1 a river meander without getting out of its bed? Dad My son. hard work brings the only true happiness. Why don't you work? Son Father. 1 have decided lu lead a life of self-denial Why should I seek selfish happiness'' Nay. nay no work for me!

CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind Y o'i Have Always Bought Benrs the Signature of t