Greencastle Herald, Greencastle, Putnam County, 25 July 1910 — Page 3

MONDAY, JITIA 25, 1910,

GREENCASTLE HERALD

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Bad Stomach

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M \ srO>IA<’H IS GOING FROM bad to worse. Yes, its true; thousands of peo(ji*. cannot eat the simplest meal vuthout having it lie on the stomu, h like a lump of lead, causing misery, sour stomach and gas eructatious. And later, when the stomach has gene from bad to worse, there will ’ie longer periods of food termination, and then dizziness, bilious- . sick headache and tliervoueness. If your tomach is out of order. U it doesn't feel right after meals, ^o today and get a 50 cent box of Miona stomach tablets. In a few minutes after the llrst dose, the winery will disappear, and you will be thankful. Than go right on taking Miona for a few days. It will build up the stomach, unclog the liver, purlf> the bowels and make you entirely satisfied with your stomach in a few days. Miona stomach tablets are made from, the best prescription for stomach troubles ever written. They are sold by druggists everywiliere mid by the the Owl Drug Store and Red Cross Pharmacy and are guarunteed to cure Indigestion, acute or chronic, or money back. Booth’s Pills are best for torpid liter and constipation. 25 cents.

Hampton (breaking the news of Jones’ death to bis widow)—I am sorry ma'am, but your husband ain’t going to live long. Mrs. Williams How do you know? Hampton—Hera uno he’s dead uow. Not the Same Party.

HY0ME| t'uns catarrh or money back. JusJ mcathe it in. Cornjileteoutfit, including U i haler $ 1. Extra bottles 60c. Druggis ta

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The world’s best medicine for bowel complaints is Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera, and Dairrhoea Remedy. It lias relieved more pain and sugerlng, and saved more lives than any other medicine in use. Invaluable for children and adults. Sold by all tleal-

V* Clergyman — Remember, my friend, “whom Ood hath Joined together, let no man put asunder.”

Taking His Uinmli.

Seeker After Divorce 1 a Justice of the peace A Cymbal Hug.

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Those Pies of Boyhood. How delicious were the pies of boyhood. No pies now ever taste so good. What’s changed? The pies? No. Its you. You’ve lost the strong, healthy stomach, the vigorous liver, the active kidneys, the regular bowels of boyhood Your digestion is poor and you blame the food. What’s needed? A complete toning up by Electric Hitters of all organs of digestion Stomach, Elver, Kidneys, Bow els Try them. They’ll restore your boyhood appetite ,and appreciation of food and fairly saturate \onr body with new health, and strength and vigor. 50c at the Owl Drug Store ami the Red Oro*Drug store.

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Doll—You cruel, rough thing, is that the way you hug a lady? Work 21 Hours a Day. Tlie busiest liltle 111 mgs ever made are Dr. King's New Elfe Pills. Every pill Is a sucar-eoat-ed globule of health, that changes weakness Into strength, ;auguor into energy, brain-fog into mental power, curing Constipation, Headache, Chills, Dyspepsia, Malaria. 25 c at the Owl Drug store and the Red Cross Drug store.

A sharp raises a note.” Musical Term. Not Her Choice. Mother (to little daughter)—I am surpris'-d, Ethel, that you should talk so Impertinently to your father I'm sure you never heaid me talk that way to hint. Et! el Well, yo t t'.loosed him, uuil I d'du’i Condon Tii Cits.

Teething children have more or less diarrhoea, which can lie controlled by giving Chambet Iain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrheoa Remedy. All that is necessary is to give the prescribed dose after each operation of tlie bowels more than natural and then castor oil to cleanse the system. It is safe and sure. Sold by all dealers.

The Finest Train to Colorado— California or Pacific Northwest points is the St. Louis—Colorado Limited Leav ing St. Louis daily at 2.15 p. m. over the lines of the Wabash and Union Pacific “77ie Safe Road" Ask about our personally conducted tours to Yellowstone National Park. For rates and information call on or address R. G. Thompson, D. P. A. W. H. Connor, G. A. 0 Wabash R. R. Co. Union Pacific R R Co. 412 Traction Terminal Bldg. 53 K, Fourth St. Indianapolis, Indiana Cincinnati, O.

Medical Progress Methods change m all lint's of business; new wauls arise which must lie met and new ideas are put in operation. Material progress has gone by leaps and bounds. Advancement is seen everywhere. Like all other branches of knowledge the manner and methods of extinguishing pain and tlie healing of sick, have of late years been improved and perfected. The birth and development of osteopathy is the crown and climax of the healing art. Recently osteopathy has been maligned and mistreated by those whose professional bias and pecuniary interests are arrayed agaiusl it. Such tactics eauuot check its onward inarch because overwhelming proof prevails that osteopathy cures where other methods fail. Nothing tells like truth and facts. Osteopathy is not a cureall, yet its scope and range cannot be measured by the failures of medical doctors for it is restoring stubborn, chronic cases that they have abandoned. It is deplorable that so many are spending money ami energy Uailyiug with symptoms and giving no attention to the cause of disease. Humanity can not escape its misery’s until the proper remedy is applied at the root of the disease. Osteopathy does not tamper with, symptoms but removes tho cause. Give the Spaunhurst Osleopaths a chance to correct the structural defects, which lie back of all disease, and annoying symptoms, aches and pains will disappear. At 117 South Jackson street ever Tuesday and Friday. Lady attendant. Color Ail Bight.

PMSOMIMIING Milt)! THt GUCTOR

The Old Codger Tells How Young Dr. Smart in Transformed. “When 1 used to In ailing had spring fever, say, or some such paltry complaint,” phllosorundnatiugly •aid the Old Codg r, “I’d -end for young D >rto: Sma t, whoso offl.e hours were fiom u to 1 and from 2 to 4:20, and he’d come snip-step-ping. dogskin-glovod iiini eye glassed and give me a little something late and s< ientlflc, and say con .idoiaide about therapeutics and auto-sugges-tion and sanitation, and ail such, and shut Ids nioilcine-case with a conclusive snap, and with all cure me, and send his bill around promptly on the first. "But when 1 was really sick, when I was down and under and weakly sirabtdng for straws and up-gug-ging for deal life. I always sent for old Doc. IMUsbttry who didn't have an otfi. i hour to hi name, hut w ould come boging along. «r> time day oi night, no matter how deep the mow was or it v, .is rainE.r piti hfolks w ith tho tines down, and flop down his old saddle-bats, faithful relit s of the days when ho couldn't afford a bug gy and traveled on horseback, and grin at me like an amiable hyena and ginimo a do'e that would lift my hair. And away along towards morning, when I'd wake up feeling better, I'd see pudgy old Doe. humped over fust asleep in the red roi ker, where he had sat nil night waiting to see what tlie medicine would do to me. When I’d speak he'd Jump wide awoke, and kluda grin an I : y that he didn't know as it w is reallj worth v bile to try to sa\o such a trifling reprobate, anyhow, hut he’d got the habit and couldn't unit And. likely as not, he’d forget to send tie till at a 1 1 "Well, nowadays I'm oniplo>lng Doctor Smart alone, b’cuz old Doc Plllsbury has gone to get his pay where all debts are Uunidated in full with tlie surplus running over into the saucer. It was storming like all fury that night, so 1 presume old Doe. didn't feel at all sin prised when the last call came, and well, anyhow. Doctor Smart ain’t as nippy as ho used to be, and wear mittens in cold weather now. and Is getting gray, and lias no office hours any more, and is generally called ’Doc' by us who are best acquainted with him, and Is talking less about therapeutics and giving us a good deal bigger doses than he used to. "Eh-yah! It ain't tlie office hours or the Latin on the diploma, but the ’Doc’ ami his faithful, unswerving self-sacrifice, that makes the doctor, after all.” -Tom P Morgan, in Puck RECKLESS.

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Mike -That hundred dollar bull pup of mine died n tho gangrene. Pat- C.levr u;, niau, ’twa. a pat ■IcJc .. i.

A Notre Dame Lady's Appeal To all knowing sufferers of rbeuma tlsm. whether muscular or of the joints, sciatica, luinbagos, backache, pains In the kidnei or neuralgia palu ;, to write (o tier for a treatment wlieli lias repeatedly cured all of these tortures. She feels it her duty to send it to all suffer- | ers FREE You cure yourself at home a* thousands will testify -no change of climate being necessary. This simple discovery banishes uric acid from the blood. Loosens the stiffened joints, purities Lie blood and brlghteiif, ‘he eyes, giving elastic i;;. and ton# to the whole sy tom If tlie above interests you, for proof addretA; Mrs. M. Kuminers, liox It,

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John (looking at a drop of water through a microscope)—"It is won derful.” Janet—"Come nwa', John' What would come of us If the horrible things should lirak' out o' the water!” Taking Ills Medicine. Professor \\ illiam Lyon Phelps, of Yale, ioceiitly told this story at New Haven's Chamber of Column e banquet. A hard di inker w as told by his doctor that lie could be ccied if every time he felt that lie mi st have a drink lie would immediately take something to eat instead. The nan followed the tulvE e and wits cured, but the hlibit of a ‘.iing tor food had become so fix el \ ith I.in that onei he was nearly lo- k,-1 up us a lunatic. He was stopping at a hotel, and. hearing a great fommotion In the room next lo Ids, lie peepeui over the transom ro see what tlie matter was Ho saw ami ruslie l madly down to the otffce ami shouted to the ileik "The man in 163 lias shot him if! Faiii and e ;g sandwich, please!” Oratory. "Gentlemen of the jury," erupted the attorney for the plaintiff, addressing the twelve peers who were sitting tu Judgment and on their respective shoulder blades, in a damage ul' against a grasping eorporation for killing a cow, "if the train had been running an slow as it should have been ran, if tlie bell had been rung us it ort to have been rung, or the whistle had been blown as it should have been blew none of which was did, the cow would not have been injured when she was killed!’’

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Hungry Guest Afraid I’m a bit late, but hope 1 haven't kept breakfast xvaltIng. Hostess -Oh. 1 forgot to mention that we're trying the "no breakfast' 1 plan and feel so much better for it. We do trust It will have the same effect with you. London Punch.

TOWNSHIP 1RUSIEE NOTICE Jackson Township. 1 will he at my home in Jackson S Township every Friday to transact Use business of my office as trusts# BENJAMIN WALLS

Floyd Township. My office day will be Wednesday f each week at my residence. FRED TODD, Trustee Jefferson Toxviiship. 1 will be at my residence each Tulav to transact the business ol ny office. OLIVER STRINGER

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