Greencastle Herald, Greencastle, Putnam County, 29 July 1909 — Page 3

THURSDAY, jn.Y 1909.

GREENCASTLE HERALD

PACE THREE

A Most Valuable Agent. The glycerine employed in Dr. Pierce’s medicines greatly enhances the medicinal properties which it extracts from native medicinal roots and holds in solution much better than alcohol would. It also possesses medicinal properties of its own, being a valuable demulcent, nutritive, antiseptic and antiferment. It adds greatly to the efficacy of the Black Cherrybark, Bloodroot, Golden Seal root, Stone root and Queen’s root, contained in 'Golden Medical Discovery”in subduing chronic, or lingering coughs, bronchial, throat and lung affections, for all of which these agents are recommended by standard medical authorities. In all ca'-es where there is a wasting away of tl.-sh, loss of appetite, with weak stomach, as In the early stages of conaumi/unn, there can be no doubt that glycerlnefacts as a valuable nutritive and aids «ie Golden Seal root. Stone root, QuciA’s robt and Black Cherrybark In promcWng digestion and building up the flesh amflstrength, controlling the cough and bringing about a healthy condition of the while system. Of course, it must not be eVdected to work miracles. It will not cureWinsumption except In Its earlier stages. It will cure very severe, obstinate. hanir-WI. chronic coughs, bronchial

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and FUrV liei-H I tnniTTIi'-S-apd chmmo l >or<> tTlpiarwUh [loarscncss. In acute couglis It is not so et" viiv,' TTIs In iholingering hang-on coughs, or those of longstanding, even when accompanied by bleeding from lungs, that It has performed its most

marvelous cures

Prof. Finley KUiugwood, M. D.,of Bennett Mod. College, Chicago, gays of gly-

cerine:

"In dysimisla II -.ervt-, un tel lent purpose. Holding a tiM'd ouantlty of llie peroxide of hydrogen In solution. It is one of the Ijest manufaetured prodi.clsof the present time in Us action mam enfeehled, disordered stomachs, especially if there is ulceration or ca* tarrhal gastritis (catarrhal inflammation of stomach), it Is a most efficient preparation. Glycerine will relieve many cases of pyrosis (hearthurn) and excessive gastric (stomach)

acidity.”

"Golden Medical Discovery ” enriches and purities the blood curing blotches, pimples, eruptions, scrofulous swellings and old sores,

or ulcers.

Send to Dr. If. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N Y.. for freo booklet telling all about the native medicinal roots composing this wonderful mcdlotee. There Is no alcohol in 1U

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The Ci£,.ty Spjt Patch. The etplom . f wo:,: lug black patelies to make Hie shin seem fairer came from Hie h ildf of applying In the sixteenth eeni.iry pin es of black velvet or other dull; stuff to the temples for the headache. A fashionable coquette discovered Hint these were becoming and brought them Into use In France, whence the custom spread Into Europe. They were worn not only by women, hut by cvqulsltes, though their use was not general among men. They were called inoucbes and were made round, square, oval and in the shape of stars, hearts, crescents and animals of all sorts, so that a lady’s face sometimes had the appearance of a menagerie.

A Busmsss Head. “My boy." says the thoughtful father. "I notice tlial when you get a penny or a nickel you do not place it In the little savings bank Santa Claus brought for you last Christ mas.” "Not always, papa,” answers the bonny child. "Ah! I believe, if I am not mistaken, that you spend your pennies and nickels at the little store around the corner.” “Yes, papa.” 'Well, my hoy, if you do not save your money now, what do yon expect to do when you grow up?" "I uni going to run a little store around the corner, papa. Then I’ll get ah the pennies and nickels."—Chicago Post.

Sees Mother Grow Old. "It would be hard to overtake the wonderful change in my mother mnee she began to use Electric Bttws," writes Mrs. W. L. Gillpatrick, °r Danforth, Me., "Although past 70 she seems really to be growing young again. She suffered untold misery from dyspepia for 20 years. At last she could neither eat, drink nor sleep. Doctors gave her up and remedies failed till Electric Bitpib worked such wonders for her nealth." They Invigorate all vital rgans, cure Liver and Kidney trout's, induce sleep, impart strength and appetite. Only 60c at Owl Drug °re and Red Cross Drug stire.

COUNTY NEWS

As Reported by Hustling Correspondents.

EINCASTLE Miss Hazel Hartman spent a few days with her grand mother, Mrs. Julia Stultz. Mrs. Luther Steele spent Wednesday at Louise Steeles. Mr. and Mrs John L. Bridges were in Greencastle Wednesday. Miss Laura Britton and Miss Nona Brothers spent Tuesday night at Harmon Brothers’s. Mrs. Louis McGaughey spent Monday and Tuesday at Russellville. Mrs. O. B. Piekel did trading In Roachdale Wednesday. Mrs. Elizah Brothers and Mrs. Margaret Girder spent a few days with friends in Russellville. Mrs. Quinly, Mrs. Wal Quinly and little son. Mrs. Ira Foster and children of Ladoga spent Thursday at Dan Fosher’s. 'I'. L. Grider visiicd at Marry Griders Thursday. Clay Bridges dram Williams with their families spent Suinlav at Tom mie Harvey’s. Mr. and Mrs George Shannon and Frank Harlman and family were Sunday visitors at Charlie Shannon’s. Mrs. Terry and daughter spent Friday at W. W. Goslln’s. Mr. and Mrs. Sam Steele of Raccoon spent Sunday at Louise Steele’s. Neal and Mary Grider took dinner with their ssiter, Mrs. John Gbenchain Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Pies McGaughey spent Saturday night with her sister, Mrs. Frank Williams near Brown’s Valley. Mrs. Joe Lewman spent Friday evening with her daughter. Mrs. H. L. Grider. Mrs. Ethel Littcl and children of Roachdale spent Stindax with Mrs. Jane Bridges. Raymond Hays and family spent Sunday at Willis Dickson’s. Charlie Crodian’s went to North Salem Sunday on the excursion. Mr and Mrs. Charles Bridges spent Friday with their daughter, Mrs. Lou McGaughey of Russellville. Mrs. o. B. Plckh* spent Sunday afternoon with Mrs. I). F. Brother's. The Fincastlc baseball team defeated Russellville al Rusuellville In a ten inning game. The score was 5 to 3. Fincastlc will meet the; fast colored Greencastle and Barzil team at Fincastlc, August!. The ice cream social given by the ladles of the U. V. Church was a success. A good crowd attending. Mr. and Mrs. doe Tobin spent Sunday afternoon at Ward Young’s Several from here have spent Sunday at Sutherlin Springs. Misses Anita Fisher and Viva Anderson, Olive Bell and Luara Me-, Gaughey spent Sunday at T. P. Bell’s. Dr. Collings was called to see Mrs. I/mise Steele Sunday evening. Frank Hathaway and family visited Wallace Leonard’s near Russellville Sunday. Mrs Alva Stiltz and children spent Sunday with her parents at Carpentersville. Dainard Alexander and family were Sunday visitors at Zaek Grider’s. Misses Gertrude and Bertha Terry and Rev. Rodgers ate Sunday dinner i at Wm. Bridges’s. Robert Williams and wife of near ! Crawfordsville spent Saturday night | and Sunday with his parents. Mr. | and Mrs. Grit Williams. Mrs. Otha Faller spent Monday with Mrs. Albert Underwood’s. Al Call, Simpson and James McGaughey with their wives spent last Sunday at Louis McGaughey’s. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Ruark spent Sunday afternoon with Mr and Mrs. fit i Fry.

PLEAS \\T VIEW The threshing machine is in this vicinity. Mr. Alva Bradshaw and wife of Indianapolis are visiting the latters father, Mr. John Sweeney. Rev. Nidy filled his regular appointment at Long Branch church which closed Sunday, adding one addition to the church. Henry Marshall of Terre Haute spent Sunday at his father. Saul Marshall's. Mrs. Cora Ragle and daughter, Ruth, after a few weeks visit here have returned to their homo in Westville, III. Dave Boswell and wife entertained Charley Keyt and family Sunday. Harvex Reeves and family, Mr. Dobbs and wife of Greencastle attended church at Long Branch last Sunday. Miss Eva Wright an 1 yjiss Okyo Uspaugh leave here Saturda.v for Clinton, ind.. where thev will ipenJ a few days. Mi -t Elizabeth Frank of Green‘iisile is spending a few days with her sister, Mrs. Alice Frank. Samuel Colglazier and family leave here Friday for Salem, Ind.. where they will spend a few days visiting. Harry Dickey, wife and little daughter spent Sunday at Samuel Dickey’s. John Swennoy, Mr. and Mrs. Alva Bradshaw, Samuel Colglazier and family spent Mondav at Andrew Sweeney’c. There will be a Sunday School Convention at Pleasant Hill onSunday. Mr. and Mrs. Uriah Gasaway entertained on Sunday Rev. Vant Nidy. Misses Fern and Zola Hancock and Mrs. Thomas Ragle.

M X Ml VITAN Miss Clova McGill was taken suddenly sick witli appendicitis last Thursday, and on Saturday her father took her to Indianapolis where n successful operation was performed She is reported as getting along tticclv. S. S McCoy went to l'lovei,|ale Sunday to see his son, Jesse, who Is suffering with typhoid fever. Miss Barnett of Terre Haute is spending the week with her cousin, Grace Barnett of this place. Several from here attended church at Hamricks Sunday afternoon and report a fine sermon bv Rev Rud: of Greencastle. Albert itutchcoj, .loj ciew ate building a ha In at Limedale ■\ numhi r of the hoys front here are working at Terre Haute. 'There will be preaching here next Saturday night and Sunday. Sam McCoy is home from Indianapolis for a few days vacation. Miss Doric Lucas and a number of young friends are spending a fortnght in Chicago. Several parties from Greencastle are camping on the banks' of Deer Creek.

FOl R CORNERS

POPLXR GROVE

Mary Crocket spent Thursday with Mrs. W. A. Allen and family. George Cushman and family of Indianapolis are visiting relatives and friends in this vicinity. Mrs. Jacob Morrison is spending a few days with relatives in Cloverdale. Miss Mary Molar of Northwest of Greencastle is spending a few days with Miss Grade Farmer. Havilah Jones and son Curtis are helping Bradford Jones’s put up haynear the Shaker church. Leslie Hunter of Cloverdale is visiting his uncle, Wm Williams and family. Mrs. Benjamin Miller is on the sick list. Mrs. Wm Newton of Terre Haute is spending a few days with her parents, Marce Taber and family. Sam Brown and wife of near Put* namville and Wm Job of Cunot spent Sunday with W. A. Allen and family. Jewel Trout spent Sunday wihh Sam McClure and family. John Arl and wife of east of Cloverdale were Sunday visitors with Wm. Taber and family. May Molar and Grace Farmer all Albert. Williams, Elmer Farmer, May Moler and Grace Farmer spent Monday at the Cataract Falls. Mrs. Maggie Miller of Terre Haute Is visiting friends in this community. Alva Leonard started Sunday for a visit with friends through Illinois and Missouri. The Cloverdale Township SundaySchool Convention was held at Mt. Hebron last Sunday was a splendid success. A large crowd attenred and listened to an exce.llant program. The Sunday School officers were elected for the ensuing year were: John Snider. Pres; Luther Hunter. Vice Pres., Wm Wright, Treas., Grade Farmer, See., and Clara Jones, Assist. Sec.

(’has B. Thomas utul Hazel Reeves made a business trip to Greencastle Tuesday. W. W. Vinzant from near Carbon is visiting ills daughter. Mrs. Mae Thomas. (Celia E. Spurgeon was horn July29, 1833, died July 25, 1909, age 7(i years, and (! days, of chronic dysentery. being sick about 9 days. She was a kind neighbor and a loving mother and will be sadly missed by all who knew her but most of all she will be missed by her children; but our loss is her eternal gain. She leaves to mourn her loss 2 sons and ti daughters and a host of relatives and friends. The funeral was held at Beech Grove church,. Buricl in the cemetery near by. Eva Thomas is improving slowly. The ice cream supper at Lena was well attended and a nice time reported by all. They cleared nbout $32.40. Little I>>tha Claire Irwin Is quite ill. Born to Otto Sawyer and wife, July the 25th, a son. Chas MeHargue is on the sick list.

Dr. C. A. O’Brien’s son, Cecil, has been visiting his uncle Dr Bert O’Brien at New Winchester the past week.

SOITHEAST FLOYD Mrs. Alice Bandy of Bloomington, 111., visited her brother, Alva Vickers and family over Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Tom Bunnells arrived here Tuesday evening from Whittier, California where they moved over a year ago. Threshing machines can be heard from all parts of the country now. Henry Harlan will move back to Hendricks county this fall. Mr. White from Greencastle has moved into the Herman Heavin’? property on the Big Four railroad. It is reported that repair work will beg'n on the Caannn Church building after harvest.

NMiHXILLE

Mrs. Spencer Higgle is down sick with Malara fever. Little Fay Gbenchain has been very ill with summer complaint. Miss Daisy Hail visited her great grand parents a few days of last weeks. Harvey Britton and wife are the proud parents of a baby girl.

Tortured on a Horse. "For ten years I couldn’t ride a horse without being in torture from piles," writes L. R. Napier of Rugless, Ky.. "when all doctors and other remedies failed, Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cured me.” Infallible for Piles, Burns, Scalds, Cuts, Boils, Fever-Sores, Eczema, Salt Rheum, Corns. 25c. Guaranteed by Owl Drug store and Red Cross Drug store.

MAMMYS ADVICE

To Her Daughter Contained ivAore Truth Than Fiction. "So, chile, yo’ wants mah consent to let yo’ jit married, huh." began Mammy Gunbusta, as she peeped over her iron-rimmed glasses at her eldest daughter, who stood Ivefore her with bowed-down head Gal, yo’ mought as well ask a Jedge to sentence yo’ to hahd labor fo de rest ob yo’ life Fustly, does yo’ fiuk yo’ arms am muscular ’miff to suppoht a fambly? Secon ly. member dat a han' in yo’ mammy'n dish-pan am worf two in yo’ own washtub Thirdly, recall de adager's vice, A lazy coon gadders no moss ' Fo’htly, doan hitch yo’self to a star, coze all a sath’s good fo’ is to give us light an’ it don't bring yo' no possum or cohn brade Fifthly, be suhe de man yo' gits alnt got no soft pahms an' calloused finger tips, 'coze calloused finger tips comes frum pickin’ de banjo, an' nut cotton, an', lastly, alius hal> in de house, in yo’ own name, twenty-five dollars Yozc dat’s 'bout what it cos;s to go to Souf Dakuty to ’stablish a residence Hat s yo' mammy's advice, chile an' I know yo’ is gwine to gn married any how '< oze curiosity uiaK , s am to eat de persimmon, an dough lolkselells US its putkelish e all got lu bite to fin’ out tv* ourselves Pickaninny Bluffers. Occasslonallv one meel an Illiterate man ,but the cliarues arc- lu will tu ver learn tin t the man c-' inot rea l I hey are always ashamed nt their tailing and will sit scanning a tiews| q>er an hour rather than give evideme of their illiteracy. But I* is doubtful whether th cleverest man alive . ,.ulii have pul up a beUer bluff at doing something he could noi do than three suial! negro boys of Kansas City handed out the other da' - . I’he three boy- were i limbing up a hank to cross a vmant Ini when they pticounleied a sign •lx,ok yere." said the first boy "This sign says: -Private Properly, Keep Out.’ " I he next hoy pi -tended to si tidy it a moment, and said 1 That’s right, only It says "Keep off.' ’.stead of 'out ' It v,a.- the third hoy’s turn. "Vo all can t none o Vuu lead he said "That sign don't say nothin’ bout property It Jes' s dVS Private Kerp Out The sign was:

Dirt Free Inquire of John Jones

Kansas Oh,

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Hs Did the Talking A lively looking porter stood ou the rear platform ot a .-lfep:ng car in the Pennsylvania station, when a (ussy old man clambered up the steps. He stopped at the door, puffed lor a mom nt. and then turned to the young mai in uniform, “Porter," he said, "I'm going to St. Louis to the fair. 1 pay for it. Do you understand?" “Yes, Sir. hut—” “Never mind any huts. You listen to what I say. Keep the traiuboys away from me. Dust me off whenever I want you to Give me un extra blanket, and if there is any one in the berth over me slide him into another. 1 want you to- " "But say, boss, I—" "X’oung man. when I'm giving instructions I prefer to do the talking myself. You do as I say. Here is a $2 hill I want to get the good of it Not a word, Sir." The train was starting The porter pocketed the bill with a grin atul swung himself to the ground. "All right boss!" he shouted “You can do the talking if you want to. I'm powerful sorry you wouldn't let me tell you. but I ain’t going out on that train."—Philadelphia Public Ledger. A Story From the Hoyal Academy. The rising young painter who is preparing a largi canvass for this year's show at Burlington House should rein- mber the story told of a certain president of the Royal Academy- some say of the present P. R. A . says a London exchange. The young and pretty yvife of an unsuccessful painter who for years had sent large laml-si-i, s to ill, summer exhibition without ay ail. called at last in despair on the presitl»nt, and pleaded her bushand's cause with eloquence Still, he remembered the largv canvases, and hesitated Finally he spoke: ‘Madam,’* he said, "go back and tell your bus band that when he sends in a picture as small and as charming and as pretty and as yvell painted as you The end of the story has never been told. How to Cure Him. In the schools of a Connecticut town measures were recently taken to test th-e children's eyesight. As the doctor finished each school he gave the principal a list of the pupils whose eyes needed attention and requested him to notify the children’s parents to that effect. One boy brought home to his father this note from the principal: “Mr. . Dear Sir: It becomes my duty to inform you that your son shows decided indications of astigmatism and his case is one that should be attended to without delay " The next day the father sent the following answer: “Dear Sir: Whip It out of him.’’—N. Y. Sun.

Often So.

Jack and Mildred, before they were married, were always quarreling as to whether th-ey would get a motor car or a horse and trap." "I suppose, of course, Mildred finally had her way?" “No; they compromised ou a baby carriage! ”—Pu«k.

I UNDER THE SDRfllCE An Incident That Brought Content to a ^satisfied Woman. By ROY RICHARDSON. “I'm sorry yve'ro invited,” observed Mrs. Edmonds to her husband as they dressed in ir" out. "We shan't have n good time." "Why?" her husband Inquired "I always liked Ned." “Yes," responded Mrs. Edmonds. "I like them both, but. Will, try as hard ns l may. they make me absurdly jeal

ous."

Mr. Edmond- grew serious. "The old excuse, Grace. I thought you had outgrown that bad habit. We’ve got so much that they can never have. There!” hi' cried, pinching her cheek. “Let's put it aside. We have each oth er, while you know they quarrel. We must have them here some evening Noun Ymt can slug while 1 juggle the chafing dish NeJ Constable never could make decent rabbit His wu« won't let him 1,-yrn how. Mis. Edmonds sighed even at her husband ' ph-ture of a pleasant even ing at home. “1 shall depend upon you," she said as they rang the Con stable doorbell, "to keep me contented tonight. Will “ ll was quite tin nlTair. Mr. and Mr Constable, whalevor they might, ho when alone, were a charming liosl and hostess. "How well they do it!" evlaimed Mrs. Edmonds to her husband as they sal eating. Then, oith a dangerous tone lu her voice. >,he said, "I wish oh, so much, that you and I" "There, there," Edmonds broke lu gently "XVe’re not going to speak ot I hat. doarlo My d-oi-!" in- ekirulato,' suddenly "I do hollovo Iherc's oh! I'om Goodv.ln o\ci tln-re all by him self. You remember Tom. don't you. Grace the fellow w ho \va too poi i to come to our weddhc; and who slid he was sending forks instead of buy lug a railroad ih-kel? I haven't seen him for month t Hr w rites things. I believe Yon must meet him good ohl

i-hap."

"Do you know," twin icmnrl.ed a few moments hltoi. -, ullng himself beside his new found friends. - i al ways promised myself the plea -ire i-t meeting Mrs Edmond- \ud now,' anil his genial I’aee beamed with good nature, "1 see how tru li Is that un e.xi-e. ted pi* isures it the keenest. Funriy thing. \lrs. Edmonds, but 1 didn't want i-> eomc Ini.- at all." At this Edmonds smiled at his wife “Neither did we Now we arc glad we did," he said. "Bin Tom, why haven't you called? You aid have found us before this in the directory." “Oh, yes," Tom rejoined, "but you're such dreadful swells 1 didn't dare. You see.” be explained while Mrs Ed inouds tried to tell him how modest they really were, "IT i just beginning. When you Just begin people don't like you, and n. -stly you don't take to them, and so I have thought It best to keep away by myself until 1 had done something worth while." Goodwin made himself very agree able, and Mrs Edmonds liked him. Her husband got deep in debate with a business acquaintance, and the two men presently drifted to the other side of the room, so when the music began in the conservatory Goodwin took Mrs Edmonds upstaic "It's awfully goid of you, you know," he said to her as they seated themselves next a dense mass of palms In the ballroom, "lu-t to insist on dancing, but to talk to me YotiTv so cheerful and seem so contented. Will Is a fortunate man. Mrs Edmonds “How odd! I wa-i discontented and blue when I came here tonight," she said, "all I'.-i-.iHsi- i -vis well, 1 was covetous." Tom laughed. "We all get that way at times, I fancy," he remarked. "Look nt those De I’uysters standing over there, the richest people here You wouldn't believe It, tint they are ridiculously- jen! ous of the Four Hundred. How the Four Hundred fare we never know, but the De I’uysters ape them as fains they can, while some of us are silly enough to ape the De 1’uysters I am glad you are not one of those." Before Mrs. Edmonds could confess that Indeed she was one of them there came to her ear from behind the palms by which they sat the sound of voices. They both recognized the tones of their host and hostess. It was an awkward position, but they could not have escaped being seen from over the palms. Constable was evidently remonslrat tng with his wife. “You can't mean to pretend,” he was say ing, “to be keeping pace with the De Puysters. One would think you were, to see us to night. 1 tell you, Anne, I can’t afford It, and that's Hat." "That's what you're always saying ‘can't afford this; can't pay for that!' " cried Mrs. Constable, with couslderu blc heat. "Why don't you go Into bankrutpey and tie done with it? You never used to complain.’’ “We would look well bankrupt, wouldn't we?” her spouse cut in. "I never used to complain, as you say. because I was getting rich fast then It Is changed now. and I'm often ] pinched for money to the verge of desperation. I’ve told you so. Anne. While I’ve no objection to your on tertnlulng and having a good time, there's a limit to our means, you know, and where the devil the money for this Is coming from I don't see." “Yon never told me!” cried Mrs. Con stable. “Yon merely said you were worried. And I'll tell you right now, Ned Constable, I do Intend keeping

pn< <• w. "b ih" lit- Puysieis and Hatter my sell I have done so.” II ■ '■tuck me on change for SU’.MOO la-t wci-k. inutltTcd i otislable. “You may be able to keep up the pace; but, by thunder I can’t at that figure.

A line!"

There wvs a pause. Then he said pacifically : Xou -.o at it wrong, nnd, as your husband, I must correct you. Look nt Mill Edmonds and Ids wife. They are poor, as the world takes such people, but (hey are richer and happier than we are.” "Yc ." i \clalmcd Mrs. Constable, "and live in a little place where you can hurdl;. lurn around and w here you meet starved musicians, Impecunious I actors or authors who hope to startle [ the world some day. Perhaps you would like to change places with

them."

I may have to," Constable murmured, ‘•licfoie it Is all over. Come. Anne; the people are going. We must got I downsiairs. ' Goodwin and Mrs. Edmonds arose, he serious, she trembling. “Tell me he asked her, "should wo have gone away?" "Yes and no," 'To answered. "We couldn't without their knowing." Then pulllii • her band in his us they came to Mr Edmond . she observed serious l.t A bill.' while ago ! was jealou of them. Mr. Goi dwin. Now I am I not. and inv lltllo place wliere you can hardly linn around seems sweet and goed io me. Come and see ns in it. Me will welcome you, and you may o idea how idee liiimilily is Go -d night. I 11|-|Ilk you for Im-ing I

here."

i Tuxedo Coat!

As Grace and M’ill stood again In . iheir own house later ihat night she said him as sh,’ kissed him with tears in her eyes: T (bank the Lord. M ill, dearesi, |.t(- (air little place w here some | i pie can hardly turn around Shut your eye-- Will, and say il after in" ‘Bl our : : p - - whore you can hardly turn around Aineii!’"

Eccentric Htmy Cavendish. M heuevci Henry Cavendish enter tailed bis gui'sIs he would always give them the same fare- a leg of mutton A story goes that i-ue day when four friends were coming It \,.,s asked him what should he ordered for dinner He answered A leg of mutton.’' "Sir,” was the n-pi,, "that will not lie enough for five.' "Well, then, get IW", ■ lid the li'"! \\ tu n Ibis gentle m.-ui died In- W:,s the largest holder of bank stock in Eng! . He owned (1,K> i .1 IH I hi di'.l ect lit pulllii- I'll lids, be I sldi ■ fn .-hold i ft,petty -0 £8,000 a year I and a l.nlan-'- > 1 Cioiion on account. Till largo 1 1 - in. v. a allow ed to ae cumulate wltln-iu atti :,ii.*n <>n ,.ne I occasion. \ lien tbe bankers bad in I hand a balance of imi.ihhi, they thought it well in acquaint Mr. Cuv | eudish with the fai t. "If It is any trouble to yi.ii I will take ll out ol your hands. Do ind come here to plague me." • Not the least trouble to us. sir, but we thought you might like some of it to be invested.” "Well, what do you want to do?" "PerJbaps you would like half of it Invest ed?" "la- s do mi, and do not come here to bother me or I'll remove it," was the 1 Inirllsh finale of the Interview. Ca\ I'ltdlsh was seventy-eight years of age when he died in 1810, and he bad never i liang -<1 the fasldon of his dress for si\i\ years London

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Slightly xvorti hut uh ijood us new for ® sale at a very resonuble price. ^ vj GO I The Bell Dye | E Works H

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'P i TRIP Niagara Falls Thursday, Vuu 12, 190Q Toronto, Onl. , $172 Addition* thousand Islands $7.35 Addition*! (Alexandria Bay, N. Y.) Montreal, Que, . . $11.75 Addition*! Stop-over allowed at Westfield, foi siiie trip to Chautauqua Lake. I oil information in pjmphlrl lorni , an hr obtained from Ticket A«cn» 1*Kj KOUKJ h>OUTK M. J. KHLIN, 0. P. A., Cincinnati, Ohio (1 P. o. tOU.-H A:S I>

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