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SlTITFtDAY, NOVEMBER 21, l»o«.

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.mils and money. Our charges •> are liberal for expense of loan. •> We keep nothing out la advance ❖ nd t you paj the loan before ♦ due we charge interest for the ♦> time you keep it. We have a ♦> s.' tern whereby you can pro- •> ■> pay entire loan in small weekly ❖ month’y or quarterly instal- <• ments. Tills company is com- •> posed of home people, therefore we do not make inquiries <• among your neighbors and •> friends ns out of the city com- •> panlea will do. A11 our deal ng are strictly confidential. Following is o.ir liberal interest

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$ 20.00 one month 10c * OO.ott one month urie 100.00 one month 50c Ml other amounts in same •> proportion. Itooni 5. Sonthard Block. Cor- •> ner Indiana and Washington •> Sis. First private stairway unilh of Ricketts Jewelry

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FURD LUGAS DKAl.KIt IN Real Estate. Insurance and Coal

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“They say, Charlie, that (lie love he tween twins is something far beyond ordinary fraternal affection — that a man will suffer any amount for hi. twin. You have a twin brother, sc you ought to know if lids is true liuw

is It?”

“You mean suffer things willingly? - “Of course. Why do you ask that?'' ••Well, sometimes a fellow w ill sutfet for another when he doesn't want to."' “I don't understand you.” “It's this way: I'm fond of Han |uu as you say twins are, hut 1 want you to understand one thing the next titm Kan gets siek and lias to go to a hos pita! I propose to let the doctors and the nurses take cure of him. As f, i going to him with pig's feet or jolh or any other good tilings. I'm not goiu.' to do it. He can get on without me it

lie is my twin brother.” “Something unpleasant

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pital last summer.” “Soinet hiug happened!

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“Well, smile then; don't look as you d like to curve somebody and tell me about 11." “Will, not long after the sill:', i: had been carving Kan I went to s him. The door of the hus|iit;il belli open, I walked In, expecting to see a janitor or somebody connected with the Institution who'd show me to Kan's room. Nobody being around just then, I walked to the rear of the building, looking tills way and that for an attendant, hut not tindlng any I stopped and exclaimed to myself: '“Well. I’ll he jinged!' “Suddenly I heard a woman’s voice: “‘HeaVens! There's my patient wall lug about delirious!' There was a smash of iToekery. and. turning. I saw a nurse looking at me with horror, a heap of broken dishes ai her fen, which shi* had Just dropped from a tray. Another nurse came out of a door and, seeing me, seemed to t'ecog nize me, though I'd never seen her be fore, and the two made a dive fot

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"I'm a peaceable fellow and can he led like a lamb, especially by a woman or even two women if they are pretty, and both of these were, hut I’ll be jiugi-d if I could stand bavin.each one of them seize me by a wri a and attempt to force me up a stall way. I resisted. One of tin in step] , i.i to an electric button and pressed it It must have sounded a general alarn for a man attendant came from one direction and another from another and the nurse who’d dropped the dishes said: “'Take him up to No. 14. When I came down to get his dinner he got up, dressed and came downstairs, i'll get discharged for this. Heavens' There comes the house surgeon! I'm him in here.’ “Ko you know, (host! two duffer just picked me up and hustled me Into :t room close by, while 1 kicked and struck out like a maniac. They put me on a lied, and one of them held me down by main force while tin other rustled out for something. The nurse mil nurse, you know poured some fenny tasting stuff down my thronl. and in a few minutes the man who had gone out came hack with a chunk of ice and put It tit the lop of my head. Then they got hot watei hags and pul ’em to my feet, and a! stood round looking seared to deal It. "Well. I wits gelling madder anil madder every minute. ‘Now, look a here,' I shrieked, ‘you just let me tt]) nr when I do get out of this I'll murder every mother's son or dangh ter <’f you!’ “‘Give him another tlose. Miss Wal ker.’ said one of the men. "Miss Walker mu nurse, ymt knew site poured out another dose, and just as site was about to put it down my throat I made a big effort, freed one of my fists and sent the glass ana contents Hying toward the ceiling. " ‘Mercy me!' cried my nurse. ‘Why did I ever leave him? It's a sure cast of brain fever.’ "Just at that moment something pop ped Into my head. 1 wondered why hadn't thought of it before. They had mistaken me for Kan. “‘See here, you people, yotl’re hark her up the wrong tree, aren't you? 1 >• at I hink I'm I tan .Malone?’ “‘Funny,’ remarked one of the men ‘how [ample who are "ff their heads always think they're some one else.’ “'Ymt blankety blank fools! You go to Kitn’s room and see if you don't find hint there. I'm his twin brother. I entne to see hint.’ “The two nurses began to look at each other, the two men pricked up their ears, and then my nurse said to the other one: “ 'Hun up and see.’ “So site did and In a minute came back Into Hie room with a grin on her face that looked like the cat that ate (lie canary. “‘He’s safe In bed,’ she giggled. “‘Thank heaven!' sobbed my nut ■ and site fell over In the other one's arms. When site came to herself she turned to me and said: ‘I ask a thousand pardons. I shall rely on yout magnanimity to help us keep lids se cret.’ “‘Not much,’ I replied, ‘not without compensation.’ “Tin only a poor nurse,’ she pleaded. ‘I can't pay anything.’ ‘“Yes, you can,' I said. ‘You can pay all I o k. You put your lily white arms around my neck and give me one big long kiss right on the lips and I’m mum ns an owner.’” “Kid she do it?” “You bet.” OSCAR COX.

The Unalloyed Joy That Came With the Little Red Scarf. "I was Wondering the other day wlmt oue thing had given me the most pleasure iu the world,” said the village deaenii. • ] bad to go buck a long way clear back Into the blessed Bandays but I ret ailed it. It if I found in my stocking one bright < hrlstnms morning. 1 got 11 r «] ! mj brother got a blue one I was it mighty proud boy that s 1 trudged downtown with • 1 scarf around tny neck. 1 i every day until the birds bei g In the springtime and the k > ere hunting up their, marbles. I 1 * i no’ remember who gave It to a ue of It, bet I do ■ l it the memory of it still clings like a I 'tiedictlon. "IT:' tlie days of that little red si :’: 1 havi had tilings of far more intt'i: . \ lue. I have worn lodge ■ f high degree; I have had a g"ld watch and chain; I once had a pair of slices that cost $."> and a necktie that cost twice us much us the little red a i f. Nay. more, 1 once tackled a plug hat. But among these tilings do 1 recall none that gave me such genuine and unalloyed pleasure, such a swelled iqi feeling, as did Hint little red scarf way Imek iu the days when the wolf sat i at in the road and howled Tis the little red scarf days that stir the memory with ‘It might have been.’ " Osborn (Kan.) Farmer.

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PLAIN JOHN SMITH.

How Hi Name Changes In Various Parts of the World. John Smith plain John Smith Is not very it: h sounding; it does not sug-gi-t arKtocraey ; it is not the name of any hero in die away novels, and yet it is g. (i, strong and honest. Transferred to other languages, It seems to climb the ladder of respectability. Thus In I it In it is Johannes Smlthus; tin* li.ill.in - months it nfl' into Giovanni Smith!; tlm Spaniards render it Juan Sr dim . the Ktitehumn adopts It as IIms K hniiilt; the Freneh flatten It out into Jean Smect, and the Httssiun sneezes and barks Jonloff Stnlttowski. \Y!, ii John Smith gets Into the tea trade In Canton he becomes Jovan Sliiinmit; if he clumbers about Mount lleilu, the Icelanders say he is Inline Smithson; if he trades among the Tusenroras he becomes Ton <ja Sinlttia, In t'oland be Is known as Ivan S'hmliliweiski; should lie wan d< r among tlie Welsh mountains they talk of JiliMi Schtuldd; when he goes to Mexico he is booked as Jontll F’Smitii; if of classic turn and he lingers among Greek ruins he turns to loti Smikton, and In Turkey he is ut terly disguised as Yoe Seef Phrenological Journal.

Mystery of a Cookbook. Somebody mentioned cookbooks. “it takes a good deal to make me wonder," said tlie publisher, “but 1 received a jolt in the eulluary Hue the other day Hint set me thinking. In looking over the manuscript of a cook book that had been submitted for our approval 1 was struck by Ibis Intro duction to many of the recipes, 'Good for boarding house table.' “Now, why that discrimination? Isn’t anything Hint is good enough for a boarding house table good enough for tiny other table, and isn’t anything that Is good enough for any other table good enough for a boarding house table? Judging by the way those particular re ipes read, they may result In some rather tasty dishes. Then why Unlit them to boarding houses?" New York Globe.

His Successor. Shortly after the death of oue of Kngland's greatest poets a devoted udIrei I visited t be little West tuorlaud villages where the poet hud lived and died to gaze reverently at his house, the little church and at some of ids favorite hauuts where some of his ituiuot'lai poems were composed. Seeing un old man a native of the village), the stranger entered into conversation with him, remarking sadly on tlie death of the poet, to which the old man answered kindly and encouragingly : “Aye, aye. siill I mak’ na doobt but t' wife 'll carry the bizuess on.”

Brief and Pithy. Au American law journal has quoted the charge to a Jury delivered by k certain Judge Kutiovau as the shortest on record. The judge said: "Gentlemen of the Jury, if you believe the plaintiff find a verdict for plaintiff and fix tlie amount. If you believe the defendant find a verdict for defendant. Follow the officer.” But an Bnglish periodical caps this brief charge by quoting a shorter outdelivered by (’ommiasioner Kerr. He said to tt jury: “That man says prisoner robbed him. The prisoner says he didn't. You settle It."

Plagiarism. At the literary club a sympathetic crowd surrounded the humorist, w hose house hud been robbed. "They cleaned out everything," said the man “everything, but, thank goodness, they didn’t swipe from my desk the manuscript column of Jokes for next week's paper.” “I’crbaps they knew,” suggested a sonneteer cynically, “that the Jokes had already been swiped.”—New Orleans Times-1 democrat.

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STITHY SAYS M.LINnMIK

ORGANIZATION WAS HIGH CLASS HE DIFFERS WITH SPENCER

The Gertrude Miller Concert Company appeared before tut audience composed mostly of college people, in Meharry Hall last night. The personnel of Hie company included Miss Gertrude Goodwin Miller, reader; Gaylord Yost, violinist; Miss Bertha Mlgower, soprano, and Johann Mayer, pianist. The company seemed to have solved th«* problem of pleasing its audience without stooping to Hie mediocre. All of the artists were well retched each answering to ancores. It was Miss Miller who pleased the audience most. The depth anil richness of her voice lent itself well to ihe interpretation of masculine characters. while her portrayal of women, and especially of the unconventional girl, was especially good. She answered several encores. The violinist who was probably the greatest artist on tlie program witi, secluded a good deal and did not appear alone but once. This was the second number in the university lecture course series. The next number will be a lecture bv De Witt Miller on Decembei 15.

RABBIT HUNT IB NEXT

Liberality. T.iltlc Jimmie, who had just received a box of mixed candy, passed it around to treat the family, saying: "Helpyourself i" all Hie chocolates you want. I don’t like them.”—Exchange

( LLI HR XTIOV OI SEASON’S C'A.MFAIGN ANB HONOR TO THE GRIDIRON WARRIORS.

Prof. Kleinsmid is not an unqualified believer in promiscuous collegiate education. He laments the fact that it is becoming the fashion for every Tom, Kick and Harry to go to college regardless of natural charac terisUcs and mental capacities. He ten ntly gave expression to this sentiment to his class in Hie Philosoph) oi Education iu something like the following words: ‘ Why, bless jour heart, there are young men and women going to collego who have no more business there than 1 have iu au emperor's chair. A good many of them find tiiis out during the first term aud quit. There is always a wail at the end ot the first term because sewutyfive students leave school. 'tHere the p'cfcssor shook Ills head knowingly.) Why,' he continued, “wo should be hotter off, and they would be bettei off, if a hundred and fifty left instead of seveuty-tlve. “There are honorable position!; 1 calling lo t hem and demanding then serve i s now What need to wait , foui y* ai .? Book are not the onh things that make for culture. B i. just a- good lo stud) men and (tunc I as it is to study books. 1 am not a believer in the Spencerian idea that a college graduate should always keep ills text fiookz before him aud con tiiiiially pursue iiis studies, Hiul I unless his particular work calls for it. 1 believe iu the cultural value of uie knowledge of men and things.’' i

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“I am glad there is going to be a rabbit hunt,” said Dr. Seaman some days ago and from all indications it looks as though DePauw students are going to arouse themselves from tlie usual after-season lethargy to honor their football men. As the plans take definite sitape there will be little, if any, material change made in the project as outlined in these columns some days ago. The affair will take on a barbecue nature, at which function the football heroes will be given an ovation. One thing against the project is the warm weather which is not loo conducive to hunting.

THE "D” .MEN OHOOSE THE LEAKER OE .METHODIST EOOTItALL MEN I OR 'on

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Miss Mary Barrett left today for Iter home iu Deluawre, Ohio, to spend a week. Quite a number of music aud art students Joined tbe excursion to Crawfordsville yesterday and enthused over the athletic interests. Nearly all of their lessons had been arranged for in advance, and the practice was omitted. As by its printed bulletin the school of music will have tlie Thanksgiving recess of the last half of next week November 2ti to 2S. Individual arrangements will be made by the teachers for students who need leave as early as noon of the 25th.

To Convention.

Chester Jewett and Clyde Handel leave for Pittsburg Suuday morning where they will attend the National convention of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity. A special train will be made up at St. Louis and the boys will join the party at Indianapolis. The convent ion wiH be iu sess ion all of next week.

If you are a sufferer from piles, ManZan Pile Remedy will bring relief with the first application. Guar* ranteed. Price 50c. Sold by Badger Green

ELECTION WAS HELD YESTERDAT

Immediately after the game at Wabash yesterday afternoon, the "K men went into an election and select •■ii Chester Lawrence, DePauw’s cell ter, as the Methodist gridiron leader for tlie 1900 season. Lawrence hr been playing a great game of ball si ice lie entered school. He lias bei'!i ou Hie team for three years, lie ha

How He Managed It. The liislin|i of Kichmond told tt good story about his fattier. "He was a farmer,” said Kr. Ptilleine, “and a nice iihi gentleman loo. one year lie took it into his head lo grow Max. so he soweu Hie seed and, having a good crop, sent it away to he made into it tablecloth. Sonic time l iter when seated at dinner he rciimi'kt'il to a lady near him, ‘Ko you know, I grew lids tablecloth myself!' ‘Hid you really?’ she answered, with the greatest surprise. 'However JUl yon manage it?' ‘Well,’ most mysteriously, it you’ll |iromlse not to ten any one I'll lell you. I planted a nap kin.’ ” London Mail.

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ing no trouble iu making IBs his freshman year. He was graduated from Hie Short ridge high school with tlie class ,i ’0(! and was a favorite on tlie lilti ami white team while in school there. He is very popular with the men on tlie team and the election yesterday was almost unanimous.

Her Assistant. The authoress of whom Fliegende Blatter tells had said that she was very happy In her married life. "1 litul my husband such a help:” she added fervently. “Indeed!” said her friend. "Dues he rook or write?”

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Thought of Him. Papa Are you sure that you and mamma thought of me while you were iway? Grace Yes; we heard tt man kicking tip it groat row about his breakfast at Hie hotel, and mamma ;ald, "That’s just like papa.”

How is Your Digestion. Mrs. Mary Dowling of No. 22S Sth Ave., San Francisco, recommends a remedy for stomach trouble. Sh' says: “Gratitude for the wonderful effect of Electric Bitters in a case or acute indigestion, prompts tills te; timonial. I am fully convince.! tlia! for stomach and liver troubles Kiev trie Bitters is the best remedy on the market today." This great tonic and alternative medicine Invigorates the system, purifies the blood and is especially helpful in all forms of female weakness. 50c at tlie Owl drug store.

Economy. How*11 Hew many meals a day do you have? Powell -Two. We have breakfast, and then It takes my wife until dinner time to decide what to have for luncheon.- New York Press.

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