Greencastle Herald, Greencastle, Putnam County, 2 September 1908 — Page 4
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CREENCASTLE HERALD
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 2, jsh>«
Russell Crouch was in Brazil this | evening. September term of Putnam circuit court opens next Monday. Mrs. John Gainor and daughter are visiting Logansport friends. James Hibbs of St. Charles, Mo., is the guest of John Hibbs here. Mrs. Mary Little is in Martinsville where she will spend a few weeks. Miss Ozelia Blanton of Rockville is the guest of Miss Wilhelmina I^ank. Mrs. Chas. Cawley and Miss Florence Cawley went to Terre Haute today. Miss Bertha Stites of Brazil is visiting her uncle Samuel Stites near town. Greencastle chapter, Order Eastern Star, meets tonight at 8:00 o’clock. Amos Frank, of Nebraska, is visiting friends and relatives in Greencastle. Regular meeting of the official board at the Christian church at 7:30 o’clock. Paul Allen has returned to Indianapolis af:er a visit with relatives and friends.
Ed Perry is visiting in Elwood. Albert Hill will visit Brazil friends this evening. Preston Highlands of Bainbridge was in town today. Mrs J. H. Gobel has gone to Darlington Indiana, for a few days. Lee Collins of Bainbridge transacted business in the city today. Miss Pearl McCamey of Cloverdale is the guest of Miss Jennie Farmer. Mr. Glascow Britton and daughter, of near Carp^ntersville are here today. Mr. and Mrs. Albert McFerran of Carpentersville are in the city today. J P. Allen, Jr and little daughter Cornelia spent the day in Indianapolis. Stephen McElroy and Henry McElroy went to Crawfordsville this morning. Mrs. Harley Gill of Crawfordsville is visiting her sister. Mrs. Miller on Anderson street. Charley Zeis went ‘o Indianapolis this afternoon to attend the State Baker's Association.
Mrs. Kenneth Peck has issued In- Huy your school books now at J. vitations for a car l party on Thurs- K. L.W'GDOVS & Co. HOOK STORE
day afternoon.
Frank D. Ader is here from Chicago; Mrs. Ader is expected to arrive
here tomorrow.
F. P. Huestis the general Big Four agent is taking a few days rest, in camp, near Cataract. Mrs. Elizabeth Allen went to Russellville today to visit with Mr. and Mrs. Edward Lloyd. Mr. and Mrs. David A. Maze attended the Sinclair family reunion near Cloverdale to lay. Miss Clara Welch of Bloomington. 111., comes today to visit Miss Florine Gobin for several days. Mrs. Katie Heber of Bainbridge visited her husband’s mother, Mrs. Heber here last evening. Mrs. Jesse Green who has been very critically ill for some weeks past is reported as improving. The regular September meeting of the Board of county Commissioners will be held on next Monday. James Hillis, Mrs. John Hibbs and Mrs. John Hinkle spent the day with Mrs. Alice Hostetter at Ladoga. Mrs. Brown and Mrs. McFadden of Bainbridge have been guests of Mrs. Cheek and the Misses Crouch.
CE CREAM (Packed) 25 Cents a Quart Delivered to any part of town, any time, any day.
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and avoid the rush. tf Mrs. Dan Etchcson and her mother Mrs. Jane Webster and son have returned from a visit in Kansas. John Phillips who has been visiting Mr. and Mrs. Frederick John returned to his home in Elwood to-
day.
Miss Jennie Farmer will leave on Friday for Elwood where she takes up her work as teacher in the public schools. Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Randel went to Martinsville tills morning. Mr. Handel will take treatment for rheumatism. Moose Boone moved from the Commercial hotel today. Bascom O'Hair will have charge of the hotel | | hereafter. Ruth and Edward Marquis and ^ Nellie Savage of Indianapolis are j visiting with Mrs. Marquis at 410, South Indiana street. Arrange your affairs so that you will be sure to hear Marshall, on Saturday, September 12. You will surely enjoy his speech. Mr. and Mrs. Herman Pearson of Anderson have moved into the Hayes property on on Seminary street. Mr. Pearson is he baker at Zeis’.
Miss Jennie Bridges lias returned to this city. School Hooks iui(l School Suppleis ready now at LANG DON’S Hook St<»re. tf Wm. Reed of Brazil who has been employed with the telephone company here returned this morning to his home in Brazil. Mrs. R. P. Carpenter and little daughter, Louise have returned to their home in Noblesville after a visit with friends here. Mrs. Florence Welch and daughter I^c-na who have been the guests of Mrs. A. J. Black left today for their home in Petersburg, Florida. Quite a number of Greencastle people will go to Mt. Meridian this evening to hear the Hon. Ralph Moss discuss the issues of the campaign. Miss Bessie Grogan has returned from an extended visit in Huntington and Muncie and Is back at her place in the Bell Clothing sti> Mrs. L. E. Danhour and son Geo. of Putnamville were here today enroute for Franklin, Oklahoma., where they will stay for several
months.
Mr. and Mrs. George Hughes, Mr. and Mrs. Forest Hughes and Mr. and Mrs. John Branham attended the Sinclair family reunion near Cloverdale today. Mrs. Florena Tomlinson of Fort Dodge Iowa, Is expected to arrive here tomorrow to visit htw sisters, Mrs. Elizabeth Perkins and Martha A. Matklns.
THE BLUE BOWL. By TEMPLE BAILEY.
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Miss Zola and Helen Dunnington The Models’ cut price clothing and nelce Lucile Dunnington of In- sale ends this week—Get one of dianapolis are guest of Mr. and Mrs. their half price suits before its too
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George Inge has sold his interest in the hardware store at Russellville to Edward Lloyd. Mr. Lloyd formerly attended DePauw and is well known here. Mrs. Gould of Decatur. 111., and Mr. and Mrs. Parmer Branham of Peoria, 111., are here to visit with friends and attend the Sinclair reunion near Cloverdale. The Franklin township Sunday sehool convention will be held at Fineastle, Sunday, September 13 1908. There will be an all day session and dinner at church. All are invited. The Putnam county hospital association will meet at the assembly room of the court house Thursday afternoon at 2:3o. The hospital fair will be the chief subject for consid oration. Rev. and Mrs. David V’an Dyke and daughters left today for Indianapolis. Rev. Van Dyke went to Dr. O. S. Runnel's private hospital where he is to undergo a slight surgical operation. Messrs. J. L. Randel and W. L. Denman are seeing the sights in Arkansas, and expect to be home again the first of the week. They report that there is a "hot time’’ now on tap In that section of the country. Keep in mind the fact that Hon. Thomas R. Marshall, the Democratic candidate for governor, is to speak in Greencastle on Saturday, Septem- ' her 12. • He is an orator and a statesman and those w'ho hear him will be well entertained.
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Mrs. J. F. Damall and her guests. H. C. Darnall of Muncie, Mr. and Mrs. A. N. Grant of Indianapolis, Mrs. E. L. Chalfant of Nogallos, Arizona, Mrs. W M. Hoey and son, Harold of Kansas City, Missouri went to Bainbridge today to visit H. C. Darnall. Ruth Marquis. Edward Marquis and John Talbott Stoner will give a lawn fete this evening from 7:30 till 10 o’clock at the home of Mrs. Marquis. 10 South Indiana street for the benefit of Cherryvale Fresh Air Fund, Indianapolis News project. Ice cream and cake ten cents. Music and a magic lantern show Everybody come to have a good time.
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Beverly really knew nothing at all ebout old chin.t. tint after he saw the lady of the blue bowl at the front gate, with a yellow ro-e tucked luto her shining brown hair, he became at once a worshiper at the shrine of old china—and of Clarice. "The Clalbornes are as poor as church mice,” his landlady inform'd him when he asked about the i»eople who lived in the gray mansion oa the hill. “The neighbors i " ii n ut here don’t think that Clarice and I r aunt have enough to eat. ami yet t ■ > won t sell a thing. And they've i some old furniture that they could get most any price for, and their < hina why, "tie man offered "!•! Mb c « - l ■' >-' «i for a blue bowl, anil she wouldn’t take it.” “I wonder If I could see it?" Beverly asked, thinking of the girl at the gate. “Maybe,” said his landlady doubtfully. "They don't care to meet many l>eojde. They u-. q to have money, ami now that they haven't the old lady shuts herself up there and Miss Clarice doesn't see any’ dy." Hut Beverly was not to !«* daunted, and three days later he knocked at the Claiborne fr uit door. Clarice nnswi led the knock. She was even more lieautiful than the tirst time Beverly hail seen her In a faded gown
of pink gingham.
I beg pardon." Beverly said, "but my landlady has told me of a bowl—a blue bowl—1 am interested in old china
and hoped 1 might see it.”
Clarice looked at tiim gravely. “It's not for sale." she said, "and I
am not sur" that you can even look at
it. HI have to ask Annt Matilda.” Of course.'' Beverly agreed prompt-
ly, ”a!iil if you don't mind I'il sit on the poreh while 1 wait and look at the
view It's wonderful. You must
able to see thn tales.”
\Ve can.” Clarice soul slowly, “and |
that's the worst "f it "
He looked at her in surprise. “Don’t you like the view?" he de- i
mantled.
I hate it." stie said vehemently. "It's
dreadful to kfk out Into the world— |
and then to I e shut up here*’—
Then she blushed hotly.
“Oh. I beg | ttilon." she said. "1
- d that I forg >t I
was speaking to a stranger.”
“You are not speaking to a stranger," Beverly told her. ".Inst think for a moment that I tun n long lost brother or the ancient mariner or anybody that you'd have a right to tell your troubles to. Why. I feel as if I know you better than any girl I've ever met, and yet we have seen each other only ten min-
utes."
Clarice sighed. "1 feel that way. too." she admitted, "but—now I'd better go and ask Aunt Matilda.” When site came down her cheeks were flaming. “She says you can't see it," she said mournfully. “Oh. can't I?" Beverly's tone was stubborn. "Well, I shall see It—and you—ns often as I wish.” Clarice Mm >k her head. "You don't know Aunt Matilda,” she snid hope
lessly.
“I know her kind." Beverly stated “I used to rend nlsmt dragons and wicked stcnmi'thers and godmothers In my fa!' - y books and of beautiful princesses shut up In castles. This will simply be bringing it up to date. And. while I'm nc. sure that I will fulfill all the requirements of Prince Charming. I'll do my I c-1 " Clarice gave him a flushing glance. "Oh. I’m sure"— she began, and then the smile froze as a voice came from
above.
“Clarice. Clarice.” it said, "come up at once.” "It's Aunt Matilda.” Clarice said In a frightened tone and vanished. Beverly bore himself jauntily as he went down the walk. What was a mere aunt to stand In the way of Ids intentions? He was thirty-two. rich, and he had waited nil these years to find the ideal woman. And here In tlds quiet town where lie had come to rest and to fish he had discovered her, and he should marry her in spite of any old aunt dragon. But as the days went on he found that it was not an easy thing to conquer Aunt Matilda. In the first place. : he could not meet her She was as In- [ visible as a witch, and, except for her 'voice calling Clarice from lichind the window curtain whenever Beverly stopped at the gate, there was no tangible evidence that she existed at all j “You see. it doesn’t do a bit of good for you to keep coming.” Clarice told ' him desperately one morning when she met him on tin* way to the postofflee. “She always calls me away, and then she scolds ami scolds. She says 1 haven't any pride.” And her lips quiv-
ered.
“If I dared ask you to meet me somewhere.” Beverly said, “but of course it wouldn't do.” “No.” Clarice said, “1 couldn't do that—and you see. Aunt Matilda gets crazier and crazier over her old china —and she ought to sell it. We haven't enough to be comfortable—we haven't always enough to eat." “Oh, by Jove!" Beverly said. “I can’t have her starving you. you know." Clarice grew a little pale. "I shouldn’t nave told you,” she said, “but I have thought of a way for you . to help” — “I am always at your service,” said lleverly gravely. 1 “Oh!" Hha looked up quickly. “1
thought \ou r. -lit write to '“at man who wanted the blue !>owi—I have hi-’ j addre-s. hut 1 wouldn't dare write— i and 1 could give you the Im-.wI. and you • could se.l it to him. aud then-then you could bring me the money" — “HI hoy it myself." said Beverly promptly. "1 have never wanted hut ] one thing in my life more than I want |
that bowl.”
"What’s the other thing?" Clarice asked curiously. Beverly looked down at her uncon-
scious face.
"Oh, well,” he said at last. "I won’t tell you until I am sure I can get the
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she said.
bowl.”
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snid hurriedly, "but 1 shouldn't expect that now I think $100 w ill he enough.” “We’ll see." Beverly stated. "If you'll bring It 1 can put a proper price
on It.”
“Come to the back door while I am getting breakfast." Clarice directed. “Aunt Matilda Is alwav- asleep then." Clarice getting breakfast was wonderful. Stie wore au enveloping blue apron, and her sleeves were rolled back , from her white arms. She was stirring the breakfast porridge as Beverly I came in. "I'd ask you to have some,” she said. ’ "but we haven’t any cream.” “You wait." Beverly told her and caught up a quaint pitcher, and pres- , eutly he was back with a basket of 1 strawberries, the cream and some rolls. Clarice protested. "Oh. you shouldn't”— Beverly took both of her hands in
Ids.
“Dear child." he said, "surely you will let me do su> h a little thing." The blue bowl was, even to Bever1 ly's untrained eye. a .thing of beauty 1 He Insisted that Olariee should let him pay the full ?2UO. but she would i uot, and at last he made out a check | for $ 1 oh and handed it to her across i the table, aud just tit that moment a J sepulchral voice came from the door-
| way.
“Clarice, what are you doing with
! my blue howl?"
And there sbiod Aunt Matilda, looki lug as witchlike as possible In her ; black dressing g)" n. with her gray j" | hair falling about ber shoulders.
Clarice shrunk hack. "Oh.” I tho igbt you v :•!''
The old woman took a step forward “l waked early.” she said, "and went to look at i; y chiu:i. Something warned me. And the blue bowl was miss-
ing. Give it to me at once."
“But it Is not your blue bowl." Bov j erly Informed her. “Clarice has told ' me that it ! elonged to her father and ! was left to her «lih o;her pieces, and
now she has sold it to me."
“What?" Aunt Matilda shrieked
j "Did you dare?"
Clarice's head went up “It was I mine. Aunt Matilda.” she stated “But it breaks the set," the old woman moaned. “Clarice, give him back Ids money and give me back my
bowl!"
She clutched at the coveted piece, but Beverly’s baud restrained her “There is only one way that you can have it.” lie said. “And that?" she demanded eagerly. “You must let me marry your niece She wiil then give you all the china, and I will settle an Income on yon so that you can live comfortably and hire a woman to stay with you. And then Clarice ami I will go out into the grt'.at world together—Clarice"— He turned to the girl, and Ids eyes pleaded.. “Oh." Fbe whispered, “but I have known you suc’i a short time " "What is time to us?" he asked. “My mother will come to see you. my sisters, so that you may have no doubt as to my chart!' ter. my circumstances, and. as for the rest, surely you won't send me away. Clarice?” He held out his hands to her. and presently she came to him. and lie put one arm about her proteetlngly as lie turned to Aunt Matilda. “And now." he asked, “will you take tlie bowl?" Aunt Matilda's eyes gloated over it “Yes.” site flung out. “And I will take Clarice.” said Beverly joyously, and ns Aunt Matilda hugged her treasure to her breast he bent and kissed the lady of ids heart. Her Predicament. A celebrated divine was to preaeli In a small village one Sunday where he had !>eon several times. Tlie family who entertained him had n little daughter who was usually foftd of at tending service. When the other memliers of tlie family were ready to go little Nellie firmly refused to go with
them.
“I do not want to go to church.” she declared. "Why, what is the matter?” asked her mother, very much surprised "Are you ill?” "No, hut I hoard Parson D. before, and I do not like him.” said little Nel-
lie.
“Oh. Nellie, that is a very wicked thing to say!" replied her mother. "Tell me why.” “Well,” said Nellie, rather confusedly. “he preaches so long that I cannot keep awake, and he preaches so loud l cannot go to sleep, so therer*—Philadelphia Ledger. The Truce cf God. In 1032 the bishop of Aquitaine declared that he had been made the recipient of a message from God order lug men to cease from fighting. From this resulted the “truce of God." The first arrangement lasted for seven years, but It was resolved that such peace should always prevail during the great festivals of the church and from every Thursday evening to Monday morning The legulatlon was speedily J extended over Hirlstendom. confirmed j by several popes and enforced by excommunication.—New York Amerlan
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Iceland “Wizards" Who Used to
to Superstitious Mariners.
In the old days of sailing ships it was a common thing for a sea captain to “buy the wind” for his voyage, though, strangely enough, the only people supposed to deal in It were the Icelanders. When n constant succession of baffling winds or dead cairns had persistently followed a ship for more than one cruise, it was not at all unusual for the skipper of a big windjammer to pay a visit to Iceland for the sole purpose of purchasing wind enough to last him on his next voyage
or two.
In every port In Iceland one or more “wind wizards" wore to be found, who were ready to sell a favorable wind for the next six months or n year to any sea eaptain willing to invest in something he could not see. The sailor, h iv- | ing found liis way to tlie uiagieian's house, first pn reeded to spread out
upon tlie floor tlie articles offered in payment for the wind-i How candles. Miss Effie Hamaker on:ertiined cloth, l eads, knives, powder and lead | at dinner Sundav for her mother. After a good deal of haggling and Tho9 .. pro eent were Mr and Mrs
many times adding to or taking away from the little pile of mcivliatuliso between them the price was finally agreed upon, and the captain passed over his handkerchief to the Icelander.
Tho wind merchant muttered certain
words into it. tying n knot in tlie hand- j
kerchief at the end of each incantn- ^ * ,ox " as at the H.g tion fhis was done to keep the magic Four itation this morning containing words from ovaponiting W hen a cor a pair of pigeons presuma ly jf the lain numlvr of knots bad been tied, carrier variety. A card att;o lied to tlie handkerchief was ret meed to its | )OX requested the re ■ iver at
owner, wi.ii a strict chill g - to keep II knoiiotl and guard it with extraordi i nary on re iiuiil he arrived at the de I si.vd port, and at each port a knot was j
to be taken out
Cue old captaiu had been so tiotherod with head winds that he kept crying ! out to tile Icelander to tie another knot in the handkerchief and another and another, so ns to be sure of plenty of the wished for zephyrs, until finally there was no room for any more ktiotid and three knives and thirty candles had been added to the heap on the ! floor. But when the wind greedy captain was two days at sea a terrifle gale began to hurl the ship ahead of it. I ever increasing in fury, until she plunged along under hare poles, witli her nose deep In the brine and tons of water washing her decks Darker and darker grew the sky, and higher and higher rose the racing, foam crested waves, hammering the lalioring vessel with ceaseless blows until her seams began to open under the strain and let
in the sen.
Then, believing ho had the devil In
Greencastle to release the ic.'ons if t!:e weather was fair, .less" Green opened the box and released the birds, which after circling around a little flew north. The address on th bon w ' - J. g. MoLe ghlln, Fon-
tanet, Ind.
Fillmore, Ind., September I. 1908. The Ohio Farmers Insurance Company has this day settled with me in full for my loss by Are. which occured August 22, 1908, to my entire satisfaction and gave me a drift for
tame.
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The Swiss Republic.
Tho Swiss republic, with various changes, has survived from the year 1308,""though Its present constitution (bites only from tS74 It now enibraceaj
French:
ao,-,,. ecu.M.m no mm ,ne uevu in ,hrpe nationalities- German, his pocket, the badly frightened skip- ^n ' , ,,alia " T,le original m.elens ot per drew forth the much knotted hand- ,!,t ’ however, was German, ana >in.i threw- i. ,,w>ri,„n,-,i in „ even now considerably more than nni
kerchief and threw It overboard. In a sin -t time the tempest abated, tlie clouds cleared away, iind the waters subsided, but one seaman never again bought w ind He was content with the kind that comes by chance.—New York
Times.
the population is German Federated under the constitution of ISIM are
twenty-two distinct states.
He Preferred One Girl.
When .1 M Barrie, the author of “Peter Pan.” addressed an audience of a thousand girls at Smith college during his American visit of last year, » friend asked him how he had found
the experience.
"Well." replied Mr. Barrie, "to ie"
French Oyster Gatherers.
Tlie work of oyster collecting and culture is most unsuitable for women, hut in France, owing to its tedious na-
ture. it does not appeal to men. Often - , -
from an early hour In the morning till yon the truth. I’d much rather t:1,K late into the evening the women are thousand times to one girl tinn to t*
standing up to the knees in water. OI >e time to n thousand girls." with a strong sun beating down on them Tlie result is that never a year Safety of the Stupid,
passes without some of them going “Blb.rglns says that he has no re*
"that
going
mad and having to be hurried away to grets for anything he ever said
the asylums. The work Is well paid. “Yes.” answered Missfayenna. I as, Indeed. It ought to he. while in the is a satisfaction enjoyed only by P*° case of the few who own beds the pie who never say anything ’’f * 0 profits are large, and small fortunes least Imiuirtance "—Washington Star.
are quickly amassed. j • Hustle In Life and Death. Paid Fcr. The American grows quickly. wo vJ
An Irishman entered a country Inn ffl'l 1 !<*.' ‘"its qtih-kly. makes up and called for a glass of the best Irish rn,n ' 1 qui klv. gets ri. h quickly whisky. After being supplied he drank dies qul. kly He Is even burled >1
it and was about to walk out when the ly —Furls iievue.
following conversation took place: Landlord—Here, sir: you haven’t paid for that whisky you ordered. Irishman—What's that you say? Land
lord—1 said you hadn't paid for that whisky you ordered. Irishman—Did Willie And so you qmyrcled? Chut' you pay for It? Landlord—Of course I He—Yes; she sent back nil my presentsdid Irishman—Well. iben. what’s the And what do you suppose I did?
Drive prejudices out by the ioot^ they will re-enter by the window. Frederick the Great.
good of !>otb of us paying for It?—Ixm-
don Tit-Bits.
A HEHALD Want Ad Will Get It For You—Vi Cent a Word
lie-Can’t guess. Charlie—I s, ’ nt half a dozen boxes of face I" 1 " *^ with a note explaining that l >1 about that much home on ni} *-
■duce I’d known her.
