Greenfield Evening Star, Greenfield, Hancock County, 30 August 1905 — Page 2

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IF GOV. Jeff Davis, of Arkansas, and Gov. Vardaman, of Miss., should yet into the U. S. Ser te, with Gov. La Follette already there, poor Ben Tillman would have to take a back seat.

SENATOR STONE told the Missouri dairymen thai he had shaved off his mustache in order to make it easier to drink buttermilk. He can use the same jolly when he addresses a brewers convention.

WHEN he reads about the bears and wild cat that roam iu the lane where Riihu Root is hunting, Teddy realizes that being tied down to a presidental job has its drawbacks.

THE woman who wants to be up to date will now demand a indemnity instead of alimony in case she seeks a divorce.

WESTERN GROVE.

Lucinda New. of near Plaintield, and Mary Gerber, of near Charlottesville, were calling" on friends in this vicinity on Thursday of last week.

The church social of this place was held at the home of Reaben Ben tie)' last Friday night. Mrs. Orlando Addison read quite an excellent paper on William Penn. Orlando Cook helped entertain the crowd with bis graphophone. Water melon was served and at a late hour people returned to their homes feeling that quite a pleasant evening had been spent.

Charley Bundy went to Wayne county last Saturday.

Rev. Rutina White preached at Center Sunday morning. The W. C, T. U. of Westland and Western Grove gave an entertainment and ice cream festival last Saturdav night at "x. "Westland. Quite a nice time is" reported.

Mr. and Mrs. Collyer and daughter, Pearl, of near Cleveland, and Miss Clara Hagans, of .Greentield, were visitors at G.

B. White's Sunday.

Excursien to North Michigan September 2nd Via Pennsylvania Lines,

§10.00 round trip from Greentield to Mackinaw City, Petoskey, Omena, Northport, Traverse City. Month's stay in famous land of health and 'pleasure. Communicate with

E. Weaver, Ticket Agent, Pennsylvania Lines, for further information.

Excursion Fares to Seymour. September 4th, 5th and 6th, excursion tickets to Seymour, Indiana, account State Log Rolling, Modern Woodmen of America, will be sold via Pennsylvania Lines from ticket stations in State of Indiana.

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Enteied as secoml-class matter August I. ^90], at the postofttr.c nt ('.roi'iUield, Indiana. "Jailor an act oi Congress. March •. 1^79.

THK man who will kick the hardest because of any delay or mistakes in the delivery of his mail is the very same man who will go to the least trouble to have his mail properly addressed. ft is an easy matter to get correspondents to address their letter to the rural route on which a person lives. Let everybody adopt the custom of writ ing their rural route number on their letters and thev will receive their letters addressed to the route. Try it and see what the results will be.

Should tremble at his power,

/GREASE HER KNEES.

How Theodore Roosevelt Forgot His Piece.

When a bo}T President Roosevelt was, like the average American youth, somewhat timid about appearing before an audience to "speak a piece," and always avoided it when possible. However, the time came when the teacher of the school he was attending insisted that he should take part in the closing exercises of the term, and he chose lor his recitation that good old stand-by of the American schoolboy, "Marco Bozzaris," which begins:

At midnight, in his guarded tent. The Turk lay dreiminj* of the hour Wht Greece, her kilter in suppliance bent,

As his turn came the future President stepped bravely forth and began:

At midnight, in his guarded tent, The Turk lay dreaming of the hour When Greece, her knees—

Here his memory failed, but he prompt!}' commenced where he left off:

Greece, her knees

Still memory failed to respond Again he started:

Greece, her knees

It was no use. He had forgottonthe the remainder of the verse, but stenuously tried again:

Greece, her nees

Silence. "Greace her knees once more, Theodore, and see if she won't go," kindly said the teacher.

fORTVILLE RURAL ROUTE NO. 2-

Lickens Cros. sale last Thursday was quite a success. Miss Lillian Martin returned to her home at Eaton last week after a two weeks visit with Miss Lulu Bills.

George Jackson and wife, Leander Duzan andwife, Arthur Du/.an and wife and Miss Hattie Barnard attended the .Jackson reunion at Jackson's Corner near Pendleton Saturda}^.

C. W. Hiday and wife attended the U. B. Conference at Muncie Saturday and -Sunday. They report the new pastor of the Mohawk charge to be Re r. Bartlett of Muncie.

Miss Lulu Bills spent Sunday with relatives^at Anderson. Messrs Walter Davis-and Guy Bills made a trip to Greenfield Saturday.

Ernest Hiday spent Sunday at New Palestine. Rev. Oscar Bills and Mrs. Davidson spent Friday with Charles L. Bills.

Miss Ada Lee Plummer, of Indianapolis, spent last week with Harry Davis and family.

Geo. Likens of this place and Frank Davis of Fortville are spending a few days with Milton Likens of Scott county.

Harry Kmman went to Benton Harbor Sunday. He worked in the lunch car.

Paul Brown was in this vicinity Saturdaynight and Sunday morning.

Robert Likens made a business trip to Indianapolis, Monday.

Miss Ethel Davis is visiting relatives at Connersville at present.

Miss Ruth Bills spent Sunday with friends at Fortville. The Fortville ball club was defeated Saturday at the Kinnaman ball park by the Anderson Nationals in a ten inning game by a score of 5 to 3.

Several from here are intending to spend Thursday at Ingalls at the Sunday School picnic. Gov. Hanly will give an address. In the afternoon a game of ball will.be played botween the Greentield and Ingalls clubs.

Deaths Reported by H. Eshelman. William Bradley, at his home one-half mile east of Maxwell, August 30 Funeral services at the home Thursday at 2 p. m. I4»- at Curry's Chapel.

FINANCIAL.

Owing to our connections with one of the largest financial institutions of the East, we loan money at 4^ and 5 per cent for five or ten years on business property and farms, with privilege of partial payments and nc delay. Loans made on approved collateral and personal endorsements. We have for sale mortgages on highly improved farms and Indianapolis real estate that will net 6 to 7 per cent aud free from taxes.

Call or address Eastern Loan Co., Rooms 27, 26 Baldwin Big.,

John Windsor, wife and son, Charley, of Greenfield, spent Wednesday afternoon -with friends here.

Frank Cook and wife were the guests of their parents, Miles Cook and wife, one evening last week.

Mrs. Tidriey Ballenger spent one day last week in your city the guest of Mrs. Lucile Barrett.

Thomas Riley and wife visited friends at Eden last week.". Dr. Creiger and Charley Butler, of Carthage, were transacting business before Squire Duty Saturday.

Frank Stinger and wife were with Carthage friends one day last week.

Mrs. Oallie Harden returned to her home in Indianapolis Saturday after a Week's visit with friends here.

Mrs. Sallie Wait and daughter, -Jennie, of Connersville, were guests of Grandma Ward and family from Friday until Monday evening.

Joe Smith left last week for French Lick Springs for the benefit of his health.

Frank Brandenburg, of Maxwell, was seen on our streets one day last week.

Harry Stinger, of Indianapolis, called to see his parents a short time last Thursday morning.

B. F. Stinger went to Marion Wednesday on business. Mrs. Beatrice Deitrick and children, of Indianapolis, are spending a few days with Robert Gilbreath and wife.

B. F. Stinger and wife entertained Frank Coffin and son at dinner Sunday.

Thomas Nicholas and wife visited their sister and family of Middletown, Shelby county, Saturday and Sunday.

Nancy Lin-eback and brother, Charley Wood, were guests of Indianapolis friends Sunday.

Lilborn White and family spent Sunday with their mother, Nancy White and family.

Miss Mi 11 ikan and Mrs. Sherry, of New Castle, were guests of their brothers, Curtis and John Lane and family Sunday.

Quite Different.

'Peck is a conlinmsd woman hater." 'A cranky old bachelor, eh?" 'Oh, no! He's married."—1Tatler.

Alt Advaiitucre.

"How is your llylng' machine coming on?" "It is letter now than an automobile," answered the inventor. "It does not leave me so far away from home when It balks."—Washington Star.

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Patent flights Involved.

[Reprint From Cincinnati Enquirer, Thursday. June 1, 1905J.

Samuel B. Hartinan, of Columbus, Ohio, through attorneys E. W. Hinkle and F. F. Reed, began an action in the Federal Court in Covington yesterday against J. D. Parks & Sons.

Hartinan alleges he is the inventor of a patent medicine and asks for an injunction restraining the defendants from inducing or persuading, directly or indirectly, relative to the purchase and sale of the plaintiff's medicines or preparations, or from in any way defacing, mutilating, breaking, altering or destroying the wrappers or offering any of the remedies for sale.

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Salesman Wanted

We desire to secure the services of a real live, energetic and competent salesman in every county in this State, to represent us among Farmers and Stockraisers. Guaranteed salary and commission. Address Superior American Stock Food Co., Find lay, Ohio.

Excursion Fares to Philadelphia via

Pennsylvania Lines-

September 15th, Kith and 17th, excursion tickets to Philadelphia, account Meeting. Odd Fellows, Patriarch's Militant and Sovereign Grand Lodge, will lie sold from all ticket stations on the Pennsylvania Lines. For full particulars re garding fares, time of trains, return limit, etc., apply to Local Ticket Agent of those lines.

For Sale.

Choice pedigreed E'oland China pigs from the best of Strains at reasonable prices.

W. T. BAKER,

Fortville, Ind., R. 2.

Residence miles east of Eden. w2t"

Excurtion Pares To Chicago Via Pennsyl vania Lines. August 30th, 31st, September 1st, excursion tickets to Chicago account Meeting Gentlemen's Driving Club will be sold via Peensylvania Lines from all ticket stations. For full information apply to Local Ticket Agent of those Lines.

Summer Colds

Summer Colds, Hay Fever, Rose Catarrh and luJluenza might be classed as Summer Grip and are most distressing and exasperating, especially for those who cannot indulge in an ocean voyage or a trip to the mountains. The suffering is keen and acute for the stay-at-homes.

Dr. Humphreys' Specific ''Sev-enty-seven'" has earned a well deserved reputation as a cure. The use of "77" stops the sneezing, relieves the asthmatic condition, soothes and heals the mucus membrane the running from the eyes and nose ceases and comfort is restored. At drug stores 25c or mailed by Humphreys' Homeopathic Medicine Co., N. W. Cor. Willliam and John Sts., New York.

WANTKD—By Chicago Manufactoring House, person of trustworthiness and somewhat familiar with local territory as assistant in branch office. Salary $1H paid weekly. Permanent position. No investment requir ed. Business established. Previous experience not essential to engaging. Address Manager Branches, 323 Dearborn St Chicago.

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