Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 302, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1920 — STUNNING SCHOOLM’AM SNARE WEALTHY OIL [ARTICLE]

STUNNING SCHOOLM’AM SNARE WEALTHY OIL

Miss Kay was absent from her “historical” duties the Monday after vacation. We understand that she was initiating a new sister-in-law. Donald Rhoades says that he can tell some big stories, but Mrs. Demarchus Brown has him beat.

OPERATOR (Almost) Attracted by the resemblance of one of our admirable faculty to his dead wife, a traveling man politely expressed his regrets that he did not have a photograph to likeness. During the friendly chat that followed he proudly produced from his upper left vest pocket two pictures of his bull dog to prove his contentions. This led to further confidences in which he related his recent good fortune, the making of $2,000,000 in oil. Some people had thought • Miss I Clendenin more intelligent —than to let that man get off the train. — Bricks and Boquets. Issue of Nov. , 4, 1920.