Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 290, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1920 — OF SUCH THINGS ARE DREAMS [ARTICLE]

OF SUCH THINGS ARE DREAMS

Remarks That Might Well Be Classed Under the Head of "Impossible Paragraphs.” "What! Only $7 for a steak with potatoes? Well, I must say that la very reasonable! Here, waiter, take this $lO and keep the change.” “Spiffkins, the boss says you can have a two months’ vacation with pay. Instead of the usual two weeks. And be wants me to notify you that he will pay &R expenses.” “Stay out as late as you please, dear, and have a good time. A married man Is entitled to jump the fence once in a while.” “Dear Sir: We want you to try our new brand of granulated sugar and beg you .to accept a ten-pound sample free of charge.” “Isn’t this near-beer delirious? I think it is much superior to real beer, don’t you?” “Come on down to my house, Jim, and TH give you a case of whisky. Pve got more than I can use myself.”— Cincinnati Enquirer.