Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 267, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1920 — A SUBSTITUTE. [ARTICLE]

A SUBSTITUTE.

“Henry, said Mrs. Dubwaite, “the Blithersbys next door want to borrow the baby a while.” “I have no objections, but be sure they return our baby and not somebody else’s.” “Why, what do you mean?” “The last time you loaned those people a pound of butter they sent back oleomargarine.”— Birmingham Age-Herald.