Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 267, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1920 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

1 _ -tUfe. 1. ** •_ Every man ip. Ae class Knew A® answer * PROFESSOR HASKINS.’ WAS A kindly soul \ Zn’k WWI * • * - ■ —' 2 « aF <J UEJ BRIGHT ON some subjecttb El h BUT SO absent-minded. [U THAT ONE day at the barbar’A, HE TOOK off hla collar. W tF TO GET shaved. • • • AND FORGOT where fie waM. £a • • AND KEPT right on. HIX THE cash-girl ■ow—- • • • AND A barber stopped bint, HE WAG a great smoker, • • • BUT HE’D often put. • • « THE BURNT match tn his hmmML • • • ANO THROW away. -• • • THE CIGARETTE. ’I• • • HIS STUDENTS loved him, ••/ • • • HE WAS ad filll. •• • ■ OF FUNNY ONE DAY he had a tube. * OF RADIUM auk he told. THE STUDENTS all about M. X • * • • A, A _ AND FINALLY, by mistake. INSTEAD OF the .tube, Y P Fz > / " HE PULLED out ono, K y OF HIS cigarettes. t AND ABKED the class, “WHAT IS the one thing. ft ■/• ♦ • WHICH DISTINGUISHES. I THIS MARVELOUS substance. XITHAT Is it you’ve always wanted a dfa* special . . . W retto to do! You know the answer. A.isoinroandAlß-Tl&HTtmaofso. from ALL otters on earttT* Chesterfields do it—they not only please your • • • taste, they taiirfy! It’s all in Die blend—a AND THE dass roared, atcr«l blend of fine Turkish and Domestic to- ‘ • baccos. It puts Chesterfields where none can “THEY SATISFY." touch them for quality and value. CIC ARE T T E S

Mrs. Lottie George has closed her home on North Van Rensselaer street and has gone to Chicago to spend the winter with her daughter, Mrs. H. W. Beam. =* — = 9 111 -I. Ml I I I »■ II | Mrs. John H. Williamson and daughter, Jessie, of Remington, were in Rensselaer Saturday. Miss Williamson is the teacher of the fifth grade in Remington. Her sister, Lena, is the teacher of the first grade* 1 in the same school. Scott Robinson returned from Larimore, N. D., Saturday. He will spend a month here with relatives and friends. He was very much surprised to learn upon his arrival here that his brother, Samuel Robinson, of Morocco, was very critically ill with dropsy.