Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 263, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 November 1920 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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NOTICE VAN RENSSELAER CLUB Thfere will be a meeting of the Club at the Club Rooms Thursday night. There will be refreshments and a general discussion. A full attendance is desired. D. D. DEAN, President.