Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 244, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 October 1920 — LITTLE AIDS TO BOLSHEVISM [ARTICLE]

LITTLE AIDS TO BOLSHEVISM

Getting hold of a cigar that has a poor grade of hemp in it Having the. salesman hand you a soft hat and tell you It matches your head. Getting a plate of oxtail soup containing the first joint of the waiter’s thumb. Trying to scrub some lather off a piece of castiron soap in a sleeping car washroom.— Walting twenty minutes for an elevator to come down and then having ft come down empty. Sitting down on a wad of gum that the stenographer has just parked on the edge of the desk. Getting a room in a country hotel with a switch engine outside the window rehearsing all night. Having a man who has owed you sls for five years drive by in his twin six and spatter mud on your new overalls. —Chicago American.