Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 238, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1920 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

The man who doesn’t know himself is easily fooled. The amateur is always waiting for an opportunity to get his'hand in. Marriage is the process by which a woman tries to get a job as boss. Yes, Alfred, in order to have the last word with your wife you will have to whisper it. Some men are so constructed that they just have to swindle somebody, and rather than be idle they will bunko their friends. There is one redeeming feature about the built-in bed; even the most timid female doesn’t have to look under It before retiring. A waitress in St Louis married a guest an hour after serving his dinner. Her haste was due to the fact that she didn’t care to wait any longer. —Chicago Daily News.