Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 238, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1920 — MUSHY MUSINGS [ARTICLE]

MUSHY MUSINGS

french dressing is not immodest. Ice is a cool food for hot weather. Prunes are useful for throwing at sparrows. Rhubarb is the national flower of the suburbs. Dandelion salad is fine except for the dandelions. Hops and malt make an excellent salad in liquid form. To keep flies from entering the house turn it inside out. Potatoes can be served In three ways—hot, cold and medium. Rubber plant makes an excellent and almost Indestructible salad. Bolling coffee swallowed quickly will take your mind off mosquitoes. Great disadvantage about a raincoat Is that it doesn’t allow the rain to leak out again. Surf bathing is an exhilarating sport and is utterly devoid of danger if practiced In a bathtub. Horse racing has been called the Sport of Kings, probably because the old kings never thought of paying up when -they lost. Unlucky subject had to get even by shaving the odds to the village churls.