Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 232, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 September 1920 — Page 3

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Not at Home.

Swine fever had broken out In the village and the local policeman had been appointed to call upon all owners of pigs gnd take particulars of each case. Rapping at the door of an old cottage he was confronted by a shrewish looking woman, who curtly asked him what he wanted. “I’ve called to see the swine,” said the constable. “He’s. out,” snappily replied the woman and .banged the door. —Londoh Answers.

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Easily Remedied.

“So the race was called off because there was not breeze enough to fill the yachts’ sails.” , “That was queer. With (Sir Thomas Lipton spending $1,000,000 on the effort to lift the cup, he ought to be able to raise the wind.”

Most men are aware that the hand of fate is gloveless.

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CRAWFORD’S: “PHANTOM HOME RUN”

Los Angeles fans are still laughing at what' they call Sam Crawford s “phantom home run.” Sam pulled it In a recent game. With the bases full of Angels he hit the ball deep to the outfield. The men qn bases thought it would be Caught, but Sani figured otherwise, so put down his head and dug out The hit fell safe, all right, but in the confusion of runners holding bases or being slow in gettihg away, Crawford passed the whole field on his way around and was automatically out about three times before he reached the plate, all winded, but happy—a happiness that faded when told of what had really happened.

Diamond Yarns

The ball players’ name for Babe Ruth is “the big baboon.” * ♦ ♦ The Boston officials pick the White Sox as the best team in the league. * * • The Indianapolis club has returned Outfielder Herb Hunter to the Boston Red Sox. \ r* • * Pipp Is beginning to slap the ball as he did in the days when he first joined' the Yanks. * • ♦ McNally plays a remarkable defensive game'at second base for the Boston club. Art Butler, playing second base for Milwaukee, went'l22 innings without making an error. / Babe Ruth may fence a,little, but he plays no favorites when it comes to breaking records. A recent jumper from, the Southern to the Delta outlaws is •Pitcher Hugh Canavan of the Memplils Chicks. * The Chickasha team has a new manager, Catcher Drap Hayes hav,lng succeeded Ned Pettigrew in charge. / । The Boston Red Sox people plan to keep Schang in center field and hunt another catcher to help young Walters out 1 Boston’s ball clubs aren’t sending up any skyrockets this year, but most everyone in the Bay city has a baseball bean. ee e ' From now on to the end of the season Babe Ruth may be expected to break the world’s home-run record almost evefy day. The Sioux City club has ’ secured Pitcher Frank Wells from the Cedar Rapids Three-I League club, giving Outfielder Relchle in exchange. '* * * The Enid club recently sold Outfielder Felix Jacubic to Chickasha. He Is regarded qs a good player, but • he had a run' of ill luck with Enid.

First Baseman-Catcher Kohls, released by Evansville, was taken on by Terre Haute to fill in while Catcher Tom Casey was out with a broken finger. - ■ • • • / Doc Johnston is the safety ,first baseman' of the American, league. When Ruth cbmes to bat Doc takes a position In right field and. fears for the worst. • ' St. Louis, represented 32i years in the National league baseball race, has managed to finish in the first division five times. Third place the best they finished. . Staler covers not only first base, he also covers the space 10 feet gbove it and the territory 2 feet under it. to say nothing of the 10 feet on all sides of the pillow. \ * One of the first acts of Norman Glockson after becoming manager of the Rock 'island' team was to add his brother Willard, an outfielder, to the Rock Island payroll. • • • Bob Meusel may be all right nt third and a great first base possibility, but mus an outfielder it has been voted he is no Tris Speaker. Nor can he hit A curve ball like Ty Cobb.

' THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

GETTING TO LIKE GOLF

Scores being turned in by Francis Ouimetindicate that be, Is playing better golf than he did back In 1916. Ouimet says: “Age only makes a fellow love x his golf more. The way I feel' now I’m sorry when we reach the eighteenth green. In the last few years I was always glad whfen a match wasxiver, but this year I’m sorry I haven’t anotfler round to play when a match is over.”

NOTED STAR NOW IN BUSHES

Infielder Blackbume, Now With Toronto, Has Had Remarkable Career In the Majors. । * In Russey (Lena) Blackburne through as a major leaguer? After a checkered career in the majors he was shunted to the Toronto club in the International league by the Phillies, and it looks as though he will remain in the ‘gticks, at least until some limping major club finds itself in dire need of an infielder. “Lena” Blackbufne has had one of the most remarkable careers in the history of baseball. He was purchased by Charles Comiskey back in 1911 for a price said to be $8,500. It

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was almost a record figure sot a bushW at that-time. Blackburne never justified that expenditure, but his ability to play sensational ball at times pre- ' vented his being returned immediately to slow company. . Blackburne iSight have been a star performer had he gained entrance to the majors in a different way. When he Joined the White Sox it was with slathers of advertising. He was expected to. do something sensational at every turn. When he fell down at bat or in the Add, White Sox fans were n<»t sloW to “rideThim, with the result he nevep got away well.

TOO MUCH PEACE IN BASEBALL OF TODAY

Herzog of Cubs Says Present Day ’Ganie Is Too Tame. Not Enough of. Rough-House Stuff Bince.Many Members of Old Guard Have Passed Out of Limelight C—-Admires McGraw. J * • " . • * * Charley Herzog, of the Chicago Cubs, does not even attempt to diagnose the trouble that has kept the Chicago team from being right up in the .front row fighting for The dag tills season, but Charley does complain that the grand, old game of baseball is growing mote like a knitting tournament ever/year— he laments the fact bitterly. There’s . not enough roughrhouse stuff io baseball, according to the “Cantaloupe Rink,” since Mike Donlin, Tommy Leach, Jofinny Evers, J6e Tinker, Otto Knabe, John Ganzel, Dan McGann, Bill Dahlen artd a few others of the 'guard have passed out of the limelight. There’s too much peace and contentment, and Herzog is getting lonesome. • There’s no secret to the fact that Herzog -does not carry any love for John McGraw, but Herzog does admire 'the McGraw of about ten years.ago, because he says McGraw’s stern manner at that time made him a ball player, assisfed by the uncouth treatment accorded him by some of the aWtve named stars. Herzog recently horned into a discussion of the eld guard. He spoke of the tricks of a few years back, and then contrasted them with the conduct of the stars of today, whom he says go on the field and do their trick then hurry back to the hotel and forget

Charley Herzog.

baseball like a man who tries to chase from his • mind some . Unpleasant thought. There’s too much of the wojrk-a-day spirit to baseball now. / The Chicago Cub star Thentioned one point to his contention that baseball is getting t<fc tame. “When a youngster reports >now, he is introduced around and everybody asked to tip the lad to everything they can. When he is presented there is a tone. Of in the manager’s voice that prevents staging any of the jokes that to be an inseparable part of the game* * It’s like an afternoon tea now. In the old days,” Herzog continued, his face lighting up, “the youngsters had a hard row to hoe. The vets would ride them, poke them in the ribs, jostle them around and otherwise prove to them they had to stick up for themselves. It was a severe test but it was the makings of them.”

Squibs of Sport

Atlantic Cijy-may erect a stadium costing $2,500,0b0. * * • $ Rochester may form an athletic council to control sporftu •* * « * The Kentucky Jockey club will award prizes aggregating $507,600 for its autumn meetings on the Kentucky circuit. ,' - • ' k / Virginia will oppose Rutgers at New Brunswick, octobfer 23. The southern eleven replaces the University of Indiana team. ‘ , Bob Martin, in figuring up his fight O’Brien at Columbus, finds that* he got exactly SSOO. per/punch. He»hit O’Brien four times. The purse was $2,000. *• • • The Bethlehem Steel company soccer team, Which has been greatly strengthened, will go to Brazil in Augult to engage in matches openlhg at Rio Janeiro; . • ' * • * f ;*■ Willie Jackson finds the ring one real gold mine. Since Jan. 12 ne has had sixteen bouts, which netted him a total-of $51,400. His biggest single cut wasssWsoo. ' • • ♦ Ray C. (“Mike”) Hunt, captain of the University of Washington’football team in 1615, has been engaged to assist Gilmour Dobie in coaching the Cornell university eleven.

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Best He Could Do.

“The stock you sold me is full of, water.” “Well,” said the agent, “have a blotter.” —Judge.

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MISTAKEN .IN HIS SURMISE

Mr. Brown Harty In Blaming the Gramophone for Those Unearthly Sounds. Perfect peace reigned in the Browns’ household. The head of the family, his day’s work over, was reading, in blissful anticipation of the evening meal which Mrs. Brown was busy preparing in the kitchen. The gebtle stillness was suddenly by eerie sounds, apparently coming from the next house —a weird moaning, developing into heart-rend-ing wails and harrowing shrieks. Mr. Brown jumped up. “It’s Mrs. Wood’s confounded gramophone playing Tostl’s *GtxxM»y’ ” be cried. “Lizzie”—to his oldest daughter—“go and implore her to stop it I Tell her Fm ill—tell her we’re all ill, anything you like, only make her leave off 1" The child hurried out and two minutes later came rushing back. “It’s not Mrs. Wood’s gramophone, dad,” she Said. “It’s the Mdrphys down the street opening a tin of corned 1”

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AND THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH!

’ T"— T . , ‘Surgeon Knew Just Exactly How ’Much Talkative Convalescing Patlent Would Suffer. -* . ■ She is a talkative young school teacher and he a surgeon, who is not much given to speech. Recently when he operated on her, her chattering preceding tire operation almost drove him mad. After the operation, though, be forgot all about that and did all he could to alleviate her suffering. The fourth day he dressed her wounds and made her comfortable in every way he could. Then she began to chatter and, asked him question after question the last one being “Doetor, how arfj I really, now?” He remembered bls experience with her talkative little tongue before the “Oh, J you’re getting alongsplendidly,” he retorted. “In fact, all the suffering you will now have to endure is just to keep quiet”

Only Thinks He Is.

“Mrs. Jones, is your husband < member of any secret society?” “He thinks he is, but be talks in bls steep.

. J Baboons are, with a few found only in Africa. —- About the hardest crop to raise on a farm is the children.