Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 209, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 August 1920 — She Had It All Wrong. [ARTICLE]

She Had It All Wrong.

The young man was giving a graphic account''of a narrow escape he had had from an enraged bull. “I seized him by the tail,” he exclaimed, “an’ there I was! I was afraid to hold on, and I dare not let go!" “Between the horns of a dilemma, as it were,” ventured Miss Dubious. “No,” replied the young man, “I wasn’t between the horns at all; and, besides, he wasn’t a dilemma, he was a Jersey!”