Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 209, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 August 1920 — Surely From Boston. [ARTICLE]

Surely From Boston.

“Heavens, what a man!" “What's the trouble, my dearF “We quarreled again this morning. I said, “You poor fish, you ran around after me for three years before I’d consent to marry you, dropping on your knees and proposing to me over and over again in the most absurd fashion.’ ” “And what did he say to that?” “He said, ‘My Jpve, don’t mix metaphors. A fi«h couldn't possibly perform the feats you attribute to me.’"