Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 202, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 August 1920 — Sad Confession. [ARTICLE]

Sad Confession.

“The officer says you were not parking parallel.” “I—I—” “Don’t you know?” “I can’t be sure.” “What is your business?” “I am a professor of' geometry.”— Louisville Courier-Journal.