Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 200, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 August 1920 — NOT SUCH VARIATION THERE [ARTICLE]

NOT SUCH VARIATION THERE

Old Resident Kntirely Truthful When He Called the Town’s Oeath Raft “Won'otful Steady." Weary after 12 months’ hard wort, the pretty typist sought solitude among the healthy •hills of Halohearty. Th* advertisements had attracted her. Halteearty was described as the best, prettiest, finest, and everything-eisest spot in the world. •Tell ma” ehe said on her first day, when she mot a stanch old relic of the district, "what is the death rate in Ralehearty r’ The local walking advertisement nodded his head reassuringly. “Woo’erful steady, ma’am —won’erful steady!” he replied. “One death to each person." —London Tit-Bits.