Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 200, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 August 1920 — Page 4

f I _ V THE UNIVERSAL CAR . >■ The Ford Coupe, with electric self starting and lighting system, has a big, broad seat deeply I upholstered- Sliding plate glass windows so that | the breeze can sweep right through the open car. Or in case of a storm, the Coupe becomes a dosed car, snug, rain-proof and dust-proof. Has , all the Ford economies in operation and maintenance. A car that lasts and serves satisfactorily as long as it lasts. Demountable rims with tires all around. For the doctor and travelling salesman it is the ideal car. CENTRAL SALM COMPANT I * * K 4 Z

RENSSELAER REPUBLICAN BASKS AMB —Q.WNSS. OBdMB » RMMW, PUMMBSSO ko pootaßtae at uaterthsAet 3 March L lit*. anv—Tiry edmESa *lo*. SSly, byoarrtor. i* oento a week. Staff!* coptea 8 oento. By mall. U-M * yar. bauub fob or.iwmiß abb. Three Maas sr tea*, py weak of Ma imum of Th* BvwmgßapteUoaaand two of the. naml-waakly “ -f r-j "rwr <«>. uMiwadtas mattertyps, |L*B for “ ioMrttM. |L*Sfor &h eddßtonal laaarttoa. No display al acowte* «* tana then H oww

MQHOU ROUTE. Ma >a 4:34 SJS.* St * LoSrifio to No. 44 Lafayette to GMoago No. 41 Indtanapo to MMO Na 33 Lndtaaap’s to } : *1 IM* No. « tadlanaps to No. 30 ClncinnuU to StoM I ** • ■*• P-“-N 0.14 Cincinnati to Vwaco 4:IT aja. st t sss a gsesg jss RS R*l Sag S .ISIS: XS^aSAJif» ■engera off of th* C. L A W. Train 14 stops to taka on bmsm para for potato on Urn C. L A W.

CABBIER BOYS. Thomas .-Phono SM Mom Lpn-- 466 GeoSs WeSd-—-Phons IW-Bod Petar Van Lear -No Phons Bad Myen Pheno *•* wSdTS— PW CALL BILLY CAMPBELL. If your carrier boy ureses you with the Evening Republican call telephone >7B and William Campbell will supply the missing P*P«CLASSIFHB COLOIN irbtw **nTnrr 3-year old cider viaacar. Alf DeaneUy. pbana M3-B. IT— fftW coal kaatar M " “• MB rir~ "in tomatoes far canning. Mra. Will Hasan, phase 441. *<fud» rainy .m ffow-t yfy wM «■« mm m 2? MB gAKA— AtaeR ' Ford track in mod oondltica. Mtohaal fcwi, phaae ”■ ... . ; —_ _■ , . MB 4kMH4~<Jut Dowers and potted . ■ z .. ■ yea A track attacbphone 144. tote aU to aae body. Wbßbm Miller. ptoßs 1W MU st

FOB caT.W—A crackin' xoodForA one with a cut-out; 1250. Thonw»on A Kirk. u jryjau o « F. Mayors. FOB BABB— My residence, >2O north Webster street Mrs. B. M. MoGuftß. phone SW. FOB SBTB- Good fresh Holstein cow. Edwin Shlndelar, R F. D. 8, Rensselaer, Ind. FOB BAM—Baaebumer, «ood M new, also some cork Linoleum. 14x18. E. M. Laßue, phone >B. FOB 1— SSTS tOHBW*II drained, most all level; black eolli L room house, good" barn, oorn eribs, good well, tee orchard, lead all ft ealflraS& &£ n .Jr*<£Sßtli& A Soa.

FOB OATiB -Ite loads of season»d block wood. C. L. Morrell, phono ML FOR RENT. FOB BSMT—>4O acre farm. Phono 178. Alex Merioa. FOB BBMT- The C. W. Paxton reaidenco in the northeast part of the city. Charles W. PoatUL Residence telephone 328. office 542. . FOB BMW*— B room bouse on McKinley avenue. Phone 408 or IS*. * FOB BBS*—« large unfurnished rooms on first floor. Mrs. L E Shields, phono M 4. FOB BBMT—3 laiwe unfurnished rooms on first floor, also 8 furnished rooms for light houm-kooplng. Phoao 434. Mrs. M H. BhioiAs. WANTED. WAMTBB— An elderly woman to vinegar. Alf Donnelly, phone 803-B. WAMTBD— PIace to work for board and room while going to school- Location near school desired. Write or phone 018-K. R. R. 3, Mildred Griffin. WAMTBXF— The person who took neck yoke by mistake at Leek hitch barn to return same. wtwrwe Tn solder all kinds of cooking utensils and wash boilers, and to repair bicycles. Jack Grant. Opposite Makeever hotel on Cullen St. WAMTBB— Job on farm. Timothy Karsner, Rensselaer, Ind. Phone 388. WAR EBB Roomers in a modern home. Phone 4M. Mra. Walter Lynge. BABI BIT Dj 11-year-old boy. wash on farm. Phone 488-Blaok.

WAJfffßD—Teams to work, oa. gravel road. Steedywork m wa Mani green both car end pit.. Lonergan Bran. Phones 444-K or 844-F. IMT LOST—Auto Fill fountain pen with brown cap. Thia was a keepsake and will give |l4 for its return. Leave «t Republican office or notify Roy Stanton. • X^>a»—Automobile license plate No. 374047. W. M. Sayers, phone Ml-Q. MM De .ex autotnobUe ■rank Please leave at Thompson A KlriTO er notify Roscoe Halstead. MISCELLANEOUS. M USBiUMmMBaad itepaasod farm, located an stone eenC • in. m chanse for amallar term er MM £SXSh£ 314 or 430. - ; BOMI M BAMOBB—We MMBBo the Rumtoy line Tractora thraoWteg ntechtnea and farmins ImpleaMiits; also Western Utility one horeo-power tractor and iwiplameats. At the Wklta Fleet sarasa KUheoke and Walter. MB MCMAMB— I34 yrae prairie land, fine improvements, adJotsiag Serparation of send town. WW enahanao ■wav ca X. V-1 w— m —- Salted «WW st money to tone on peed IMtante nt 4MW and —on* aMuntoaSoa er 9% withent caenmlaalan. » daatead. Laans wttt hs made years, »• yaa«s ar 34 yasm dee sea > shout these vartoeo Hama. John A. Dentas _ imi Pair ut spmtnuite Tn 411111 here, ' MDMF M MAW Oirta J. Dean A Son. ' • - PM ■fiIIAIWM nia-room bwegkr low within corporation, practically new, with basement under entire houm> with 1 1-3 acres of ground. To exchange for town property. Harrey Davisson. ; In these days of the high ««* «< living we'd rather have Elijah’s raven than Poe’s. rSjietUM Herald. 11 . ; - 7 > cola me(Uu lor nis aroriß *> inf Moonie piMue evw » iv woma «W. ■ . • ■ ..J - .. • ■

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CONSTABLE WRONG FOR ONCE

Sleuth Had ft Admit That Ha Had Slipped Up a Little sb Mis XaHmrtWtionei** -I don't often make a adateka la my official calkeriattona,” admitted Ocastable Slackputter, tbs redoubtable sleuth, “but Til have to awn up that yesterday evening I pretty nigh done so. A stranger, teat looked like bo represented a falr-sisod fine and a nice little fee, came along la bls motorcar, sorter wabbling in bls prngrusa and singing, ’My Irone Is tee Village Queen. Bum-twat-tiddy! Er-rum-tiddy-tum i" and so forte. “'Halt, thereT says L •Consider ysurssif under afrostr “Aad b’gasbod if bo didn’t stop and cuss me fee everything be could lay his tongue tat “What are you trying to arrest me for, you blankity-busted, lop-eared, red-necked hickF says he. “ 'For being so bone-dry drunk,’ says L that you don’t know what you’re doing!' * torment, I don’t!’ says ba. Tm ensuing out a blanklty-blanked, mutton-headed, tin-starred boob!’ says he. That’s what Tm doing!’ ‘Well, of course, I seen he did know, go all the action I could take was to haul in my horns and wave him onward with as much dignity as I could ms ns ye to assume on the spur of the moment’’—Kansas City Star.

SHIFTING STATUE OF LIBERTY

Oidtlmer's dimple Kxplanatlon of Matter That Had Greatly Puttied the Rookie Gob. The destroyer Sharkey, which arrived in New fork harbor some days dropped anchor near the Statue of Liberty on the starboard side, but during the night the tide shifted it about to tee port side. This transformation was most perpigging to a rookie gob, who finally confided his problem to a C. P. O“Wall, you see, It’s ilk* thia,” the oldtimer Informed him. “New York and Brooklyn both claim the statue, so to etop the argument tee government lets New Fork have It MM* 7 and then moves it over to the Brooklyn aide the neat’’—American Legion Weekly.

NOT SUCH VARIATION THERE

Old Resident Kntirely Truthful When He Called the Town’s Oeath Raft “Won'otful Steady." Weary after 12 months’ hard wort, the pretty typist sought solitude among the healthy •hills of Halohearty. Th* advertisements had attracted her. Halteearty was described as the best, prettiest, finest, and everything-eisest spot in the world. •Tell ma” ehe said on her first day, when she mot a stanch old relic of the district, "what is the death rate in Ralehearty r’ The local walking advertisement nodded his head reassuringly. “Woo’erful steady, ma’am —won’erful steady!” he replied. “One death to each person." —London Tit-Bits.

Frances had heard her mother ten ng>eated)y of her fondnees for lemon Ma, and then about the day when she ate too much of the dainty and cenld never be persuaded to taste one again. Francee has readied the *fe. fa the teens, when the boys are beftnnfng to show her attention. The other day her mother hapnened to be in the room when one <rf bar swains caHed her over the phone. From the onestdod conversation, me mother gathered that Frances was Inventing excuse sfter. excuse not to see him or have him cell. When the receiver was hung up her mother said: “What makes you treat Joe that wayr “Oh, weU," young woman, -tea just another case eg tmnon pte.**—lndianapolis News.

Woman’s Heartlessness.

-I hear tall that «abe Gawkegr Is gggsrißg on getting a hia wife," said a neighbor. “Where the matter with her, anyhow r -Mba’s plumb haartieeo! railed Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. talked about some spring msdlitog ..■a she up and told tKa that the best kind to salt his case wss a bucksaw and an axe. That there Infernal lady ain’t got ne more feelings than a snapping turtle! - —Kansas Otty

Honor to Whom It Is Due.

army mule has been cited oßdally for belong to win the war. By the time wheelbarrows, picks snd oßovds, barbed wire and a few other invaluable odds snd ends have been gMy praised, the encomiums will sll have bean passed around. About everything animate which took part to the cooMct except the lowly baa been recognised.—Philadelphia Bvunlng Paitotia

A Pretest.

-Backward, tan backward, oh, time la thy EMM,” warbled Hertense Ma- - -Stop MF cried her father, “What are yon trying to wish on as? Don’t yoa rameodMr its <wly a year aga | that the oeventoen-year locust was with usr ~

Knowledge Dearly Bought.

-DM ym aot anythtef In mtum M jMr <MM»n csnyttgr # *YAh" answered Mr. Dustin MM] **l nst msm tatßrmatiea. I a I taxicab was ths »dst nspenstve v*! hide ea earth anta I tried a band •nBM* . a • r . —• ' ’

Lemon Ples

TIRED OF WAITING FOR "JIM"

Smail Wonder Woman in the Caso Considered the Times to Bo Out of Joint -Weil, Mario, how’s JlmF This beginning was promising and the* woman listened in shamelessly. -He’s an right, I guesa, MargareO I don’t know what to- think of him. When you’ve shown a man for three years that you return his interest it seems sort of queer, doesn’t IL that things get no further, forwardF “R’m,” said her friend, “you know ai well as I do why Jißi doesn’t propose. He has bls mother to support, and you know Jim’s mother. * Hao to have the best of everything, and never thinks for an instant that •ka might do something to help heroelf." “But Jim ought to realise that money needn’t enter In this ease. Pre a good position, and I eould keep it after we were married, if he’d only see tt that way.” “Toe, dear, but Jim would never hear to his wife working, not If be had to wait seven times seven years for his luck to turn.” The woman looked up at Marie, who was interested in Jlnv and appraised her quickly. Twenty-seven, possibly twenty-eight! What would three or four years more of waiting do to her? Inwardly the woman seethed against the economic system, against selfish mothers and against conventions which won’t let a girt M the proposing, disposing and planning in a case like this one.—New Tort Evening Sun,

HE WANTED IT RUBBED IN

Congressman RvMotftly Waa Not flatMM With Knowing Mimoelf to Be a Feel. ▲ wealthy western congressman, ■ays the Argonaut, much against his will, erected a magnifieenOnanston la Washington to please' hawife anA daughter. . The congressman was of plain tastes and had no liking for the social activities of the national capital. One day an old Mend visited him. Wearing a face of the deepest gloom, the owner of the stately home escorted his caller throughout the piece. The’visiter was admiring and enthusiastic, but the heat said little or nothing. ’ When the inspection was finished and the two had returned to the library on the first floor, the visitor said: “Well, Jim, you certainly can’t say that you haven’t everything that you want." “Ten, I can,” replied the millionaire soberly; T want a parrot” “Why a pgrrotr *1 should like to hang him. over the front door, so that every time I enter this place he can yell out, There comes that old fool again l’Tooth’s Companion.

Hard to Believe

A workman tn a factory on the West side received a bad cut on the face. Before they could get him to the doctor’s office he fainted. 'Rie first thing die doctor did was to pour a large drink of bottled-in-bond down him. The doctor then dressed his wound and the man went his way. But in about a half h<wr the man was back at the office with his wife, and aa he came in he said: “She won’t believe me." "Won’t believe what!" exclaimed the doctor. With that the wife cried out: “I’ve lived with, this man too long not to know when he’s drunk end been fightin’." —Indianapolis News.

Up to Her Old Tricks.

Skeptics! Widower^- Miry, Is It resHy yes? Spirit of Dead Wife—Tea, dear; you don’t doubt me, do you? (Whereupon the excited mon puts his lighted cigarette la bls potoet where toe matehes ara A strong sulphurous Smell Intrudes toe room. Violent heat in the region of Ms pocket.) Widower—lt’s you, all right, Mary, but you’ve got your band la the wrong pochat. My money’s in my overcoat.—Tnle Record.

Job for Mother.

Ab too motoibns rattled and roared on its way too small and Mdsna youngster stored unfllachlngly at the oM gentleman who set opposite hint Presently bta reienttass gnse begnn to create a - diversion, he winked nt Bo small bey. A BUta Mt oven mere embarrassed when 'too youngster toned to bls young snd pretty methsr, and snM, in riirill, dear nones: “Msmma, wink nt tost mnnr

The Ideas Children Have.

Bath waa toad at apple tatter spread ea tar bread, the thicker the tatter. Recently eta madejmr first visit to. the coantry. After ttmni dare ata aaM to tar teutons. “Didn’t, yea liate any taptos to toed year etas this yearT The passied.toMnart wife tnqatrod, -Why dejoo ask thatF the reply, I draft see ear «W* batter."

Pretenes Called Far.

■dwaid ted esrae to spend too tone WMM Botty whAs bls mother mih «n el*. She fitaysd so tang they waco ttrad et MaytMags and of ench Ba BMr M Atapatr Batty mML iMwwd, tafs jast play -wo are having ~e seed oma. ' 1 ..-.-J,,

To Be Expected.

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HANGING GROVE.

Mr. and Mb. Joe Willitt and two sons, Chas, and Harley, of Mitchell, 8.D., are here visiting the former’s brother, W. R. Willitt and pH friends. Mr. Willitt left Hanging Grove about 10 yean ago. They drove through in their big auto from Mitchell, making the trip in four days. P. D. Stevens and family went to Monticello Saturday night and Sunday Mr. and. Mn. Van Wood Mr. and Mrs. Ray McDonald, and Mr. and Mn. R. C. McDonald had a picnio-along the river. Mn. Daisy Wallace of Indianapolis is visiting her nephew, Paul Stevens and family. Ralph Robinson of Hammond visited Merle Bussell Sunday and Sunday night. Mn. Lester Brown and two sons of Indianapolis visited Mrs. Zelpha Brown last Thursday. Scott and Russell Cook motored to Bluffton Saturday visiting Sam Scott and Martin Ford. They report a heavy rein -and wind storm over in around Bluffton Sunday. They returned home Monday. Wash Cook and family, Robert Cook and family motored to Plymouth Sunday and spent the day with Ross Peregrine and wife. Miss Bernitus Jones went to Monon Wednesday evening for a few days’ visit. . _ Mr. and Mrs. Roy Cochran, Frank Cochran and family, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Ringheisen went to Kankakee Wednesday. Mrs. Hattie Arnott and two daughters and Mrs. William Willitt Thursday. > . Mr. and Mrs. Sam Cook visited relatives at Lafayette Saturday and Sunday. , .. Mr. and Mrs. Claud Reeves visited Mrs. Reeves’ mother, Mrs. M. Rinheisen at Reynolds Sunday. The picture shows at McCoysburg Tuesday and Wednesday evening was enjoyed by a large crowd. Mr. Stroup expects to give shows two nights out of each week. Arthur Ferguson is driving a .new Ford. . ~ The McCoysburg threshing run finished Tuesday woon at Estel Osborn’s. The other runs m the township will, most of them, be finished this week. . Miss Ella Bussell ,n “ Mre. Ray Boze and Miss Ruth Pool and other friends last week. Mrs. G. L. Marrs assisted her sister, Mre. Estel Osborne cook for threshers Tuesday,

CASTOR IA For Infants and Children , In Um For Ov*r 30 Year* Always bears . the t Signature of AWiMSPW We feel justified m announcing that Candidate Debs will also conduct his campaign from his place of residence. PLAIN TRUTH. It does not Just .bapmn that the Republic is the largeobMiHng truck in the world today. It gwa back to such basic things as the derfully rugged strength ana real economy. More business men have bought Republic Yellow Chassis Trucks than any other make simply that” 6 adtttaliy*Soes* more aiThto ter hauling a ÜBS. I have 20 acres of melons tout will be ready for market August 18. Same win be for sale at the field,,2 miles and a half east of Fair Oita, Ind., in car load lots if desired. No eales on Sunday. ALBERT WARNE, Fair Oaks, Ind. GILLAM HOME COMING. Don’t forget the Gillam Homo Coming, August 29th. at the Independence ehanh. Come and ehoommittu. The shipping board’s plan to sell its 1,200 steel ships to* private owners ends another of those William G. McAdoo visions of public ownership.

EAT FISH FRIDAY We Have A Fine Supply of FRESH FISH Only the Highest Quality* of Fish !■"" । " r “ T " Co-Operative ' ? JileatMarketa ' OMM.P2

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Frank Howard, the Remington undertaker and furniture dealer, was in Rensselaer today, having accompanied his sister-in-law, Laura Wapmck, to this city to take the train for Council Bluff, lowa. Mr. Havard reported that Daniel Zimmerman of Remington died at his home this morning. He had been sick for some time and had undergone an operation at the Mayo Brothers’ hospital, in Rochester, Minn. He was about thirty-seven years of age. Prof. Lillo Hauter, who had been visiting with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Hauter, left today for his home in Las Vegas, N. M., where he is a member of the New Mexico state university faculty.

COME AMD SEE ME. I have Baldwin pianos and ether, phonographs, sorea* l makoa. indKg toe Ampliphone. AD CHARLES B. STEWARD, South Side Wout WitoiMW St

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