Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 198, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 August 1920 — Page 4

THE UNIVERSAL CAB The Ford Coupe, with electric self starting and lighting system, has a big, broad seatdeeply upholstered. Sliding plate glass windows so that the breeze can sweep right through the open car. Or in case of a storm, the Coupe becomes a dosed car, snug, rain-proof and dust-proof. Has all the Ford economies in operation and maintenance. A car that lasts and serves satisfactorily as long as it lasts. Demountable rims with 3j4-lhch tires all around. For the doctor and travelling salesman it is the ideal car. ,J* ■ » CENTRAL SALES COMPANY PS mm Three-esM-alae. tKjfeJFHa. —J jb

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• MONON ROUTE. BMMSSBBABB TIMM TABU m sMsot J»iy id uao. * MOBTKEOUMD Na 36 Cincinnati to Chicago 4:s4am. Na 4 Louisville to Chicago s:olam. Na 40 Lafayette to Chicago 7:24 a.m. Na 31 Indlanap'a to Chicago Na 38 Indianap’o to Chicago No. 6 Indianap’o to Chicago 3.35 p.m. Na 30 Cincinnati to Chicago Na 16 Cincinnati to Chicago 5.17 aun. ■ouroomro ass s gssK jss Na 37 Chicago to Indiana? s 11.11 ass gfl ass £ 1 : g No- 15 1 Chicago to Cincinnati 1.41 ajn. Train Na 16 atopa to discharge pangangers Off of tho C. L • W» Train 15 atopa to taka on paaaenjers for points on the C. L A W.

CARRIER BOYS. Thomas rumwßy Phons 253 SEd uSidd -Phy- ™ Bud Phm» 434 Ward Sen S- — -Phone 434 CH I BILLY CAMPBELL. If your carrier boy misses you with the Evening Republican caU telephone 378 and William Campbell will supply the missing paper. CLASSIFIED COLUMN FOB SALE. wew a*™ -City property and town SOB nty ioa mns floe fruit faXls seres Sted iuoae to .two good teator? *®was K? uSormatlon eaU immw 49A * STniygelepr. laa.< ~ BuTeazb— <r * ft “**■ I<7. wn — fInTfWM JumDaTCML ~~TIW FRf Q-h-tH ford trnafc In _Michael Kanna phono <rf*paSSra > sets <<Sr?vwii|a

FOB BABB—Cut nowere and potted plants, Osborne’s Grenhouae. FOB BABB—Form A truck attachment. Jame* K. Clark, phone I*6. Wil a*TW <t tote ell in one body. Geo. F. Meyers. FOB BABB—One nearly new Dort car. Will cell on time if desired. G. F. Mey ere. FOB SALE—Tent. 7x9, cheap. See O. F. Rhoads. 34® College Avenue. FOB —My residence. 920. north Webster street. Mrs. B. M. McGuire, phone 527. FOB BABB—Good fresh Holstein cow. Edwin Shindelar, R. F. D. 3, Rensselaer, Ind. FOB BABB—Baseburner. good as new. E ,M. Laßue. Phone 98. FOB BABB —Body off of Yellow bus. Would make good school hack body. Wallace Miller, phone 170 or call at Ernest Morlan blacksmith shop. FOB BABB—I6O acre farm. well drained, moat all level; black soil; 6room house, good barn, corn cribs, good well, fine orchard, land all in cultivation. Can give good terms on thia Price SB6 per acra Charles J. Dean A Son. FOB BABB—Get your coal for threshing at the Jasper County Farmers' Co. Store at Newland. SIO.OO on track; $10.50 from shed. Place your orders by phone, 922-G. FOB BABB—6O loads of seasoned block wood. C. L. Morrell, phone 632.

FOR RENI. FOB BEMT—24O acre farm. Phone 176. Alex Merica. FOB BEMT—B room. house on McKinley avenue. Phone 409 or 130. FOB BSMT —3 large unfurnished rooms on hr nt floor. Mra. E. H. Shields, phone 624. FOB BSMT—-3 large unfurnished rooms on tirst floor, also 3 furnished rooms for light house-keeping. Phone 624. Mrs. K. H. Shields. wanted! WAMTED —The person who took neck yoke by mistake at Leek hitch barn to return same. WAMTED—To solder all kinds of cooking utensils and wash boilers, and to repair bicycles. Jack Grant. Opposite Makeever hotel on Cullen St. WAMTED—PIace to board and room while going to school. Location near school desired. Write or phone 21S-K, R. K. 3. Mildred Griffin. WAMTED —Job on farm. Timothy Karsner, Rensselaer, Ind. Phone 288. WAMTED—Hoomers in a modern homa Phone 455. Mrs. Walter Lynge. WAMTED —Office girl. Dr. A. R. Kresler. WAMTED—By 15-year-old boy, work on farm. Phone 423-Black.

WAMTED—Teams to work on gravel road. Steady work as we haul from both car and pit. Lonergan Broa Phones 902-K or 955-F. LO*T~ LOST—Auto Fill fountain pen with brown cap. This was a keepsake and will give 410 for its return. Leave at Republican office or notify Roy Stanton. LOST—Pocketbook containing $5.29 in change.. Property of Fpmae company.. Please return to me or to the Republican office.. Leonard Wartena. . LOST—Automobile license plate No. 276047. W. M. Sayers, phone 931-G. LOST —Essex automobile crank. Please leave at Thompson A Kirk’s or notify Roscoe Halstead. MISCELLANEOUS. TO BXOKAMOB—Good improved farm, located oa atone road, to eachange for smaller farm or town property, or would deal tor stock of merchandise, Harvey Davisson. Phone 31$ or 499.

NOTICE TO FABMMIUS—We handle the Burnley Une Tractors, threshing machines and farming implements; also Western Utility one horse-power tractor and implement*. At the White Front garaga Kubooks and Walter. FOB'" BXCKA2HIB IM acres prairie MOMBT TO LOAM—I have an unlimited supply ot money to loan on good farui lands at •**“* nammiMlon or •% without conunitSm, m desired. Doans will be mads tor s yeara 7 ysard, 19 years or 29 ysm. Bse ms about these various plana John A Dunlao ___________ FOVMD—Pair of spsetnclss Ingntro MOMBt"tOLOAE^— Char les J. Dean off f£ prints .Tu.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

CURE WAS TOO REALISTIC

Physician Had Failed to Allow for Over-Vivid Imagination of Tuberculous Patient. The young doctor was relating to hie relatives some at the surprising cases with which he had to deal. “One patient I had,” he said, “was very weak and ill. Nothing but a holiday in the south of France would have cured him. It was sunshine he wanted, plenty of sun. But he was much too poor to indulge in this kind of cure, so I had to find another way. “What did you do then,” asked his hearers, “some new cure, perhaps?” “Hypnotism,” the medico replied. "I had a large sun painted on the ceiling of his room and by- suggestion made him think It was the real sun pouring down on him. It worked beautifully, and In a very short time he was practically well. Then one day he died.” “Then It really failed after all?” murmured the listeners. “No,” answered the medical man. “It wasn’t a failure. He died es sunstroke !”

MOTTO SHORT AND FITTING

Suggestion Made by Member of Football Club Was Not Complimentary to Team. The secretary of the local football club called a special meeting to discuss the adoption of a motto for the club. 1 “We ought to have one,” he urged. “It would be like a battle cry, you know. What we want is something short and appropriate.” “Well,” suggested one member, what’s wrong with “There’s many a slip ’twlxt the cup and the kick?” While one-half of the meeting roared with laughter the other half wanted to throw him out. Then silence fell as a speaker famed for his cutting humor rose. “You want something appropriate?” he said. “Well, you can’t do better than ‘Nil Desperandum.’ If you think it’s too long, you can drop the ‘desperandum’ and stick to the ‘Nil.’ It’s our usual score.”

The Inside Facts.

An advertisement in an exchange says, “A bolshevik never had a bank account.” That, we believe, was not always the case. Probably he once had a comfortable sum, earned by hard work and* saved by careful skimping and continuous self-denial, in a bank presided over by a smiling gent who rejoiced in the title of “Honest George," and was tireless in the church work, prominent in all the lodges in town, a great favorite with the ladies, full of civic pride, and with a hand shake as clinging, as the clutch of an octopus. The party pouched the scudi and hit the grit betwixt sun and sun for parts unknown. Whereafter the unfortunate depositor, having In sooth no bank account, turned bolshevik and ran about jibberlng.

His Business in Post Office.

The commercial traveler met Sandy, the canny one, emerging from the post office. “Ah, Sandy!” cried the commercial, “it is good to see as prosperous a farmer as yourself —not forgetful of his country! You have been in the post office to purchase war bonds?” “Nay," said Sandy easily. “Oh! Then perhaps you have put a little money in the savings banks, that it may help the country?" “Nay.” “Well.” said the traveler as a last resort, “I suppose that you have bought a postal order to send to some poor acquaintance?” “Nay; I’ve been in to fill my fountain pen.”—London Ideas.

Leap Year Proposals.

The hostess was the only married girl In the crowd, and all the others were giving their requirements, etc., for husbands. “I don’t care who he is If he’ll never make me raise a garden or chickens," said one. “Mother’s peeping little ones now drive me almost craay. Hl just ask him if he ever will keep chickens and —" The hostess broke in: “That’s just what I did." she laughed. “I asked Henry if he intended to keep any chickens, and when he said he did I just said: That’s me,’ and I got him.”

A Little Air Jaunt

By flying to South Australia, and back to Melbourne. Sir Ross Smith has completed his little air jaunt from London to she commonwealth. The famous Vickers Vlmy machine has been presented to the commonwealth government and will be areserved for the nation in the war museum. Although probably no machine has ever undergone such an extraordinary test as this London-to-Adelaide flyer, the giant machine is still in good order and might conceivably undertake ths return trip If called upon.

Film Prints.

“Are von striving to leave footprints In the sands of time?” inquired the constituent. - “Footprints in die sands of time mean nothing nowadays,” replied Senator Sorghum. “The object at present is to do something that will enable posterity to say, That’s the feller.* when they see your face in a moving picture film.**

We. All May Do It.

! “New suit, eh?" “New suit nothing. This is a suit I made my wife bang onto for five years because I told her T thought I might need it to go fishing in.”

At Lastl Castor Oil Made Tasteless Not sweetened, not flavored, but 100% pure castor oil with that disagreeable taste removed. Through a special refining process, chemists of Spencer Kellogg & Sons, Inc., one of the world’s largest manufacturers of castor oil, have removed that nauseating taste from castor oil. Strength and purity remain unchanged. Children take it without knowing it is castor oil. Insist on l&boratory filled bottle, plainly labeled KELLOGG’S Tasteless Castor Oil $ Sold by the Following Druggists X * K —:~~- J . . ■ — - - ~ ~ ' u.-" •- ~ : .— ■ . ' Sold by the Following Druggists LARSH & HOPKINS Rensselaer, Ind. A. F. LONG & SON Rensselaer, Ind. F. FENDIG Rensselaer, Ind. ♦ ’ 7 •Two sizes, 35c and 65c - _ • .: :

JUST MADE HIM HOMESICK

Cookery Book Brought Fond Recollections to Colored Doughboy Serving in France. He was very black, says the Saturday Evening Post, and In his khaki he looked like coffee and chocolate ice cream. After eating a hearty meal in the American Red Cross canteen he sat down with a book near the counter. The kind-hearted worker looked over once or twice in his direction and was surprised to see big tears rolling down his cheeks. * “Why, this will never do,” she said kindly, “is there anything I can do to help you? I’ll be glad to, if I ean.” He dug his knuckles into his eyes and replied: “I sholy am ashamed to make a baby outen myself, ma’am. This yer book done make me so mighty homesick.” She picked up the book he had been reading. It was the canteen cook-book, and it was opened at the section on “How to Fry Chicken.”

BEANS MADE HIT WITH HIM

Confirmed Woman Hater Finally Succumbed to jCulinary Ability That Reminded Him of Home. When I worked on a cattle ranch tn Wyoming I chummed with a cowboy named Hank, who was a genuine woman hater, writes a correspondent. His mother died when he was a; child, and a stepmother, stepsisters and stepaunts had treated the boy so unkindly that he learned to distrust and dislike all women. If by chance any woman stopped at the ranch house Hank would seek other quarters. He often deplored the fact that western cooking did not measure up to eastern standards. Well, Hank became foreman, 'and I was fairly stunned when he announced that he was to marry a girl who cooked in a boarding house in town. “However did It happen?” I asked in amazement. “Simple enough.” he made answer. "I discovered that she cooks baked beans just like they do in Boston.” The Philadelphia baseball clubs are understood to have all the men they need. Their great want is ball-players. —Philadelphia Press.

CASTORIA For Infants ud Children In Un* For Over 30 Yanrs

PERSONAL MENTION.

A. F. Long went to Indianapolis today. Henry Haag went to Kankakee, Hl., today. Omar Wilcox went to Chicago this forenoon. I Mrs. S. M. Guinn of Delphi came today for a visit with relatives. • Mrs. Grant Wynegar and baby ;went to Chicago this morning. i Russell Warren of Indianapolis ' spent Sunday with relatives and ! friends here. । Mary Goetz, who had been in the hospital, was able to return to her home today. Robert Crockett of Detroit, Mich., is here on account of the critical illin ess of his father. I The little child of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Samuels is very critically ill at the hospital. L. E. Harrington of Virgie? the Kniman railroad station agent, was in Rensselaer today. Faustino West and niece, Helen West, spent the day with Mrs. Mann Spitler in Thayer. Mrs. C. A. Ratcliffe and children of Cincinnati are here visiting her j parents, Mrs. E. D. Rhoades. I Mrs. J. U. Diff and daughter, Mary, returned today from a visit with relatives in Neligh, Neb. John Putts and family returned Monday from a visit with relatives at Indianapolis and Kokomo. County Councilman George H. May and son, John, of Carpenter township were in Rensselaer today, j C. A. Tuteur returned to Indianapolis Monday evening after a । week-end visit here with his mother. Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Shotts ol । Chicago came today for a visit with l Mr. and Mrs. Henry Wood and oth-

er relatives. * । Little Alice Bell English, of Lafayette, is visiting here this week {with her grandparents, Dr. and Mrs. E. C. English. i Mr. and Mrs. J. N. Leatherman arrived home from Dayton, 0., Mon--1 day evening. The return trip was ! made by automobile. Mrs. H. W. Beam of Chicago came this afternoon tonpend a part of her vacation herewith her mother, Mrs. Lottie George. Amos Davisson, Clifford Beaver, Don Warren, Dr. E. N. Loy, Dr. and Mrs. A. R. Kresler and children ■ went to Chicago this morning. Lee Richards is visiting with relatives and friends at his former home in Rensselaer. He will be gone about a week. —Frankfort Crescent- | and Mrs. G. D. Larnson and son of Brook were here today, having accompanied Dr. H. A. _ Learitt 'here to take the train for his home •at Palm Beach, Fla. . I Floyd Tanner, who had visited here with his sister, Marie Tanner, 1 who makes her home with Mr. and Mrs. Charles Steward, returned today to his home in Waldron. i Mr. and Mrs. Ray Wood, daughter Ruth and Leona Kolhoff, motored to Bass Lake S&iday. Mr. Wood will*

return Wednesday and the other members of the party Friday. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Stump and children returned, today to their home in Waukegan, 111., after ’ a visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. William Rayher, of Forest.—Frankfor Crescent-News. Mrs. C. G. Newby and Miss Grace Haas returned home Monday evening after a ten days’ visit with her sister, Mrs. P. H. Smith, at Pittsburg, Pa. They were accompanied home by their nephew, Leon Smith. Mrs. David Zerbe and son, Forest Miller, spent. Sunday with her son, L. E. Miller and family, in this city. Mr. Miller is the car- £ enter who had worked on the ong-Bank building. His home is in Logansport, but he and his family are living temporarily in the Barnes apartments on East Washington street.

We Say So—Too.

He was a bashful young man and he wished much to propose to his best girl. Every time he called on her he tried to give expression to Ms desire, but he simply could not do so. Then he decided to And some other fitting way, and just as he was racking his brain most he happened to see In a window a postal card on which there was the picture of a bride and a bridegroom. He bought the card, addressed it to his best girl, and signed his name. Then under the touching scene he wrote: “Eventually—Why not now?” Then he mailed it. And she answered it —satisfactorily, too.

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