Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 189, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 August 1920 — Menu, Please. [ARTICLE]

Menu, Please.

Housewife—l never give alms at the door, but If you wish you may have a little dinner. Trump—Madam, would it be considered immodest to inquire what the dinner bill is today? It takes a lot of cold cash to make an impression on a .marble heart. Friends are almost always as scarce as Umbrellas when they are needed. ; A promoter Is a man who enumer- ’ atee Ms poultry before it to Incubated. How the average woman does abU>d her husband—and how he does deserve W Ever notice that when you are on time the other fellow, to invariably late? Tes. Luke, the grass widow knows enbugh to make hw while the sun shines. Even when an actress wears genu- | SLTXe'lt.