Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1920 — Safety First. [ARTICLE]

Safety First.

The ex-buck found the menu card at the fashionable restaurant almost as baffling as some he’d perused in France. •Finally he' summoned a waiter. J' “Where are pork and beans on here?” he asked. ; The waiter indicated. “Well,” said the Relieved patron, “bring me everything above and beow that line.”—American Legion Weekly. Where-tbere is a.man’s willHhere is a woman's way to break it. • - Look not upon the town when your neighbor is painting It red. — Don’t worry about gtivng his satanic majesty Ms bits’ll get it \ — H you want a thing wen done Mro some one who knows how. : — ■ ... - A woman e.n p> to march tbrt. times a week and enjoy It HovFevei\ tne tn In pin usu&iiy lifts ft. M a* AM AM _ ml*/* ■ ijt- kAwlo ‘ * ten him so ■