Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1920 — The Distinction. [ARTICLE]

The Distinction.

“Have you a good cook, Mr. Japps?” “Oh. yes, the cock’s very religious, but her cooking’s diabolical.” Logical. .“The second doctor the Smiths had was exactly like the first one.” “Well, why shouldn’t he be the facsimile for a sick family?” . Intruder “Why don’t you take children Jn this apartment house?” “Their crying.” replied the janitor, “is liable to interfere With the phonographs and player pianos.”