Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1920 — MAN IS AFTER INFORMATION [ARTICLE]

MAN IS AFTER INFORMATION

After Listening to Much Sage Advice, BUI Jonee Wants One Master Cleared Up. Our friend Bill Jones is a traveling man and needs rest, but unfortunately he doesn’t sleep well. He has conr suited a number of doctors in the various towns he visits, and being a systematic person has made a sort of digest of the advice he has received. It sums up as follows: Don’t sleep on your left side, as that creates a pressure on the hpart. Don’t sleep on your right side, as it interferes with the action of the right lung. Don’t sleep on your back, as that is bad for the nervous system. Don’t sleep on your stomach, as that causes 'a pressure bad for the digestion. Don’t sleep In a chair, as the body cannot properly relax. Bill wants to know If any one can tell him how to keep from falling over when he sleeps standing up.