Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 185, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1920 — Our Coming Chautauqua. [ARTICLE]

Our Coming Chautauqua.

The advance copies of the ChantaS* qua programs which have been received here look especially good that is the array of talent, and the plans far the assembly which is soon to appear, are full of promise and will meet the demands of the moot crftteaL The experience which the Mutual people have gained in their years of service is very evident and a groat feast of good tilings has been paa* pared both In music and lectures. The entertainment features, too, have not been neglected. The Circuit Chautauqua has developed into a wonderful instltutien, which has become so popular that there is scarcely a town which has not now or will not soon be seektag fee special permanent benefits wfifafc fee Chautauuua brings.

Tenancy. Knlcker—Jones lives in the past Bocker—The only piece where there are any vacancies. Credit Not Tight Knlcker—Banks are reducing loans. Bocker—But there is no restriction on borrowing trouble. . L Corresponding Action. “What did do when the holdup man on the road told him to fork over?” “He knifed him.” Great Saving. Adam became “I’m perfectly wlllfiy; to economize by wearing old fig leaves,” he cried. His Cost More; Samson was plainly peeved. “I don’t see why they think a dollar haircut is expensive,” he cried. Small Potatoes. “What can I do for you, madam?” "Can you give me small change for this potato?”—Cartoons Magazine. Curtain. “What do they mean by a curtain lecture?” “It usually follows smoking In the parlor.” The Main Thing. "That little waitress has taking ways.” “I wish she had some fetching ones.” Forget It. Nilly—Who Invented classical music? Willy (gloomily)—What’s the difference; it’s here.”—Musical Courier. His Lack. “Noah would never have made a very successful poker player.” “I suppose he wouldn't when he never held more than two of a kind.” The End. Young Bride —Mother, dear, how long does the honeymoon .last? Mother —Until you ask your husband for money, my child. Joseph Kosta of Union township was in Rensselaer Monday and reports that his nineteen year old daughter, Julian, is very sick.