Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 179, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1920 — He’d Heard That Before. [ARTICLE]

He’d Heard That Before.

My husband and I were in New York last fall. One day while he went to attend to some business I thought I would take a ride in one of the motor busses. A man sat next to me and, glancing down at his shoes, I absentmindedly put my hand on his knee and said: “Sweetheart, your shoes need . shining.” He smiled and said: “Yes, my wife said so this morning.”—Exchange.