Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 179, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1920 — Scared Them Off. [ARTICLE]

Scared Them Off.

“Tomorrow’s mjf birthday,” said the men in the trench coat,” “and I shall get the usual very welcome box of cigars from my wife.” “Welcome?" jeered his friend. “I’ll bet.you throw them away!” “Not much I I give them to my friends. They remember the horror, «id later when I offer them a cigar at’s really good Jhey decline. I tell you, my wife’s girt means dollars in my pocket every year.”—Stray Stories.