Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 158, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 July 1920 — Off Agin, On Agin STRICKLAND W. GILLILAN [ARTICLE]

Off Agin, On Agin STRICKLAND W. GILLILAN

(Copyright) WOMAN'S FOLLY. "When lovely woman stoops to folly”-* Thus sang some gink, when melancholy. He didn’t know whereof he spoke; This way-back-yonder writing bloke. For half the time when women make You think they’re foolish, it's a fake.. You fall for that, and you just bet A-plenty will be what you get. For woman is a paradox— She is Insane just like a fox. She makes you think she “stoops to folly," But don’t you bite—lt’s just a jolly! ’ / DISADVANTAGES OF IGNORANCE. “And why didn’t you try to '* establish an alibi?" “I couldn’t establish nothin’! ,■ I wasn’t even there when th*, thing was done, an’ I could *a* proved it I*’ « • ♦ • Wise Query. Stranger —Is there any mall here for J. W. Bailey? General Delivery Clerk —No, nothing has come yet. Stranger —All right. General Delivery Clerk—ls any more comes, where shall I sent it? SO NERVOUS! There was once a fidgety urchin Who always was squirmin’ and lurchin He sat on a pin And his chum, with a grin,' ( Said, "Better watch out where you re pe redin’ I” ** * His Jobs. “What does Bonedd do for a living?” “He draws his Spanish war pension and tries to make people notice that he looks like Woodrow Wilson.”