Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 155, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 June 1920 — Page 2

"Even a prof&ssor can learn" | THE PROFESSOR dropped tM. LABT NIGHT and Mid. A fX HE HAO a puzzle. C>i~l s J YOU KNOW he speakt /[ FIFTY SEVEN kinds. . ——i r -—r--— U ’ OP HIQHBROW ■ BUT HE , D hean £ W / • • • *- ~ JLZJBi UB TWO FELLOWS talklaSr-=^^ —- SOMETHING LIKE this. “HERE’S THE real cheese, ON THE kind of butt. • • • FOR STEADY Stuff." ' • • • “SPILL IT,” said the other. • • • 80 THE first one said. “ITS GOT the goods, 1 *< • • • A ANO PEP and all. . JUST TOUCH one off. AND YOU’LL be living. x • • • ■ __ . THE LIFE of Reilly. TTlLLftr!t,&ndge4' I’M JAKE for keeps. J ■ * AND SITTIN’ on the world." /< KMotwT • • • / A ■UmboSI AND THE second one said. ICTpv / "JUBT SLIP us one. 1 H FOR THE double-O." jjikl j£ * AND THAT was all. WWW / ■ ‘ I LAUGHED and pointed. ' OUT THE window. ~ • ♦ • AND THE prof read. THE ELECTRIC sign. , . , 1U • • • rOHERE may be a hundred other ways r AND HE was on. Ito say it. but in good plain United States, it’s *thqf Those fine THE SIGN just .said. Turkish and Domestic tobaccos and that “THEY SATISFY.” ca» y t-becopied Chesterfield blend put • • • Chesterfields where none can touch them for quality and value. Cj« he s terf iclq . CIGARETTES

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Gat your early and late cabbage and tomato plants, Egg Fiants, Mangoes, Celery, Camms, Geraniums and bedding plants at Osborne’s A : ?- , •'. * • MS E- Marrin St. Taksbane 4M.

REPUBLICAN TICKET , | * J NATIONAL TICKET. President- — Warren G. Harding Vice-President-— . vCahnn Coolidge ’ United States Senator.__ James E. Watson I STATE TICKET. Governor ....Warren T. McCray Lieutenant Governor Emmet F. Branch Secretary of State Ed Jackson Auditor of State, William G. Ohyer Treasurer of State. Ora J. Davies 'Attorney General .--- U. S. Lesh . Superintendent of Public Instruction L. N. Hines ' Reporter Supreme Court Will H. Adams Appellate Judge, First District- _ E. A. Dausman Appellate Judge, Second District. ___ x. _ -.lra C. Batman Judge Supreme Court - Julius Travis DISTRICT TICKET. ’ Representative in Congress Will R. Wood I Joint-Representative Jacob D. Rich I Judge Thirtieth Judicial Circuit George A. Williams Prosecuting Attorney , — J. C. Murphey f ' " ..Aste... ■ —- ~ : . ■ • COUNTY TICKET. Treasurer George H. McLain Recorder Warren E. Poole Sheriff __ True D. Woodworth Surveyor —— £ __E. D. Nesbitt Commissioner-—Third District- Fred Banes Commissioner—First District H. W. Marble COUNTY ORGANIZATION. Chairman ______———_ __ _ _ . :_ _ Moses Leopold Vice-Chairman D. Delos Dean Secretary —L, —Cope J. Hanley'; Treasurer George W. Scott PRECINCT CHAIRMEN Barkley, East— :—— -Kenton. Parkison Barkley, West Harty Arnold Carpenter, East .W. R. Geier Carpenter, South r Burdett Porter Carpenter, West ; ---A. A. Full Gillam- —_i Ebner E. Pullin Hanging Grove _—— . Wm. Woodworth Jordan Vernie E. Bice Kankakee.. .-Charles Stalbamn Keener John H. Greve Marion, First — Fred Tyler Marion, Second _ ...Jesse Snyder Marion, Third . < : C. M. Sands Marion, Fourth Russell Van Hook Milroy . John Southard Newton J Oscar Weiss Union, North , i —F. M. Goff Union, South . Leslie Alter Walker— ...J Henry J. Henrich Wheatfield _ 2 -Alex L. Jensen

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

NOTICE. All the suit* contesting the will of the late Benjamin J. Gifford, are now disposed of and I am in • position to sell land. I have yet unsold several hundred acres of good land located in Jasper and Lake counties, which I will sell as executor on reasonable terms, but cannot take any trade. Call at my office or at the office of T. M. Callahan, at Rensselaer, Indiana, for particulars. ‘ GEO. H. GIFFORD, Executor.

TEMPERATURE. The following 1* the temperature for the twenty-four hours ending at 7 a. BL on the date indicated: Max. Min. June 25 84 65 June 26 86 58 June 27 90 61 June 28 90 63

Friends here will be delighted to know that N. S. Bates is recovering nicely at Hahnemann hospital, in Chicago, where he recently underwent an operation.

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AFTERMATH.

The boatswain does not pipe us now, the coxswain does not call; We do not stir at reveille and rise to curse It all. Oone are the watches, ships and crew; the danger, toll and strife; The war Is over now and we ere back —,— Tet shall we, shall we. soon forget that life of yesterday— The ships, the men, the ports, the stars, the seas, the open way? "~ In future years amid the joys of friends and home again Will dreams not come like rising tides to haunt us now and then? Will dreams not come like Channel dawns to tow us from the room? Will ships not rise before our eyes and beckon In the gloom? Shall we not hear as through a fog some, lonely bell buoy ring. And yearn again for ships and men and high adventuring? Ays, memories shall come again like mists above the sea, And all the years ahead shall know and breathe the used-to-be; nie used-to-be of ships, of men, blue water, wind and skies— And who, shipmates, among us now would have It otherwise? —Morrow Mayo In Home Sector-

GUARD HEALTH OF GREENLAND

Elaborate Precautions Against the Introduction of Contagious Diseases Into That Country. • There has not been a case of contagious disease In Greenland since 1825, according to an article In the Wide World magazine by Roger Pocock. the last being one of smallpox 95 years ago. The reason for this Is not, as would at first seem probable, that the severe cold makes the natives Immune, but to a directly opposite cause. The microbes even such mild diseases as measles and Influenza are so deadly'in this northern island, epidemics wiping out entire tribes, that the government of Den* mark, which owns the island, has forbidden all commerce with the natives except by certain accredited agents. So strict is this rule that all who visit Greenland —clergy, doctors, mechanics, tradesmen and marines—have to strip and submit to a medical examination before they are allowed to land. Liquor also has been found to have a serious effect and all persons in the “Royal Trade,” as It Is called, are sworn to give no liquor to the natives. This, says the writer, is perhaps the reason that while the Eskimo tribes of Alaska, Siberia, Canada and Labrador are rapidly dying out, the Greenlanders show a steady Increase In number.

Farm leases lor sale at the Republican office, grain and eash rent. Job printing at the Republican

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ABE MARTIN.

(Indianapolis News.) Some - girls are more liable t’ lose by a neck than they are t’ win. -Some folks git what’s cornin’ i’ ’em by waitin’ an’ others while crossin’ th’ street.

FOR BREAKFAST DINNER SUPPER PLAIN TOASTED SANDWICHES PUDDINGS ANY TIME! ANY JWAYI Eat BREAD! Bread is your Best Food—Eat more of it. ' < You can eat slice after slice of it when it’s really good bread with the tempting quality that comes from all-pure ingredients. That means — Good Bread . The all pure loaf —— A Good Bakery Ralph O’Riley

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