Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 150, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 June 1920 — WAS GONE BEYOND RECALL [ARTICLE]
WAS GONE BEYOND RECALL
I . -fl —4 oji Headgear for Which Young Wife Had Pined Adorned Head of Ono More Fortunate. “Every day for a week,” the young wife said wistfully. Tv* gone down to look at a hat in a show window—a wonderful hat Tom; the kind of hat a woman dreams of but sees only once in years. Of course, I knew that I could not hope to buy it as it was far more expensive than we could afford. The price .was—- ' “Perhaps w* could manage it, dear, if youwlakit rupted fondly. “Business has been * little better th* last mouth. I have two new contracts large apartment houses. How much is the hatl“ That is tear of you Tom." toa to* nAm ~ 'V-
The Easiest
"What is the beat way of getting hard cash?” "Working some soft thing."
Consistency.
"That speaker has such a halting delivery." "It matches his lame argument.
With That Voice.
He—l have formed the habit of singing at my work. v Bhe—How you must hate IL
Making Up for It
Mrs. Gabbins—“Do you believe to heredity?"• Her Husband —“Not much! Your grandmother was dumb.**
Equal Distinction.
went to a tea fight the other day." “Well. I’ve seen a coffee mill.**
Couldn't Very Well.
“Did your brother win bls spurs to the army?’ “He couldn’t; he was to the Infantry."
’ A Bear.
Lillian—“ Jack Rapids ta a perfect bear!” Rose r -* , Has he been hugging you, too?’
His Way.
"Did toe doctor you went to fix up that swelling all right?* * « t “Sure, he put It in the bill.”
Expensive Visiting.
Miss Perkins—“ Been making any caUa JaA tb« last call I made cost me $40."
The Difference.
Father—“l like that young fellow's get-up-and-go.” Daughter—*T prefer Ms staying powers." ; 7 “ j The ice men have gone on a strike’ at Lafayette, 'and parties .de-1 siring ice must make their own dehvenes. I - ; I | ratm leasee forearn at too Mopubneah offieo, erain cm east MM. | 'ST r-. V®®?
Literally.
"Was Gabby much perturbed when his machine turned, over?” “Well, he seemed to very much upset” ।
"Come Home With Me Now*
"What ails Mrs. Flubdub F “She’s searching the soda bars for her busband." ,
His Whim.
Waiter—“ Which side of the table do you wish to sit on. sir?” Diner —I prefer to sit on a chair."
Why, Indeed.
“Are you for a vacation for every worker?’ “No. Why should vacations be limited to the few?”
