Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 145, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1920 — His One Consolation. [ARTICLE]

His One Consolation.

Om of the best of many good stories in "As a Tale That Is TWd," Rev. F. W. Macdonald's book of remtalscencea, concerns a theological argument be once overheard between two Scottish cattle drovers. Ono belonged to the Free Church of Scotland the other to the United neaijjtcriam known for short as the “U. P.’s." From belittling each other’s churches (says the author) they descended to personalities, and finally the U. P. man roundly denounced his opponent and an hla ancestor*, winding up with: “Tour father was a thief, and your mother was a witch." -Maybe they was." replied the oth«r. “Maybe they wan But they Hasn’t U. P.'s!"—Pearson’s Weekly.