Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1920 — Peanut Pietro [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Peanut Pietro

by KAYEM GRIER

EVERYBODY deeaa country am leeva too high now. Before ,dm< prohlblsh ees go to work steady jot* could somatime dreenk leetle bit forfeela good. But now when ees allai dry np only ting can do ees eat too* ■ mooch. -V* I tlnk een few year all da ceetzen* een Dnlteda State ees getta pain een* da belle and dunno wot’s matter. Everytlng go ilka devil too fast andi ftva, seexa time every day people eata somatlng. One gay een da restaurant other day aska for stack of wheat But mebbe he tlnks he was threshing machine, I dunno. I feegure anybody* wot eat stack of wheat no leers ver* long. ~-.rv7' And ees da park ees one place* where sella hot dogs for ten emits. Now wot yon tlnk foe anyone eata bot dog, huh? Ees np Wonder mosta time we no feela good. We gotta hard time reada program* een da restaurant. Een mosta place ees made weeth leetle French, leetle Italia, leetle Uniteda State language Jusa fPr maka you tlnk gonna getta*. square meal, I was een one reshMuant where Wae so moocha music no oonld hears anyone eat And lot of place serva dance weeth da meal, too. Pienta people eat leetle bit, dance leetle bit and den* come back and eata noma more. Datf same people say would no eata But after one trot foxy oc zheewmly dance da whola works eas hash |nMU same. I tlnk tree, four yard of good* spaghett every day , would maka feell better. • w } Wot you tlnk?