Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 122, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 May 1920 — Page 2

■••• - •• . 101 111 TfC j ~>• Ik CHll\ f\T ASPIRIN by to PhywcUm in 1900

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Unqualified Indorsement.

‘Arr.jfovi in <i vor of.vDtea for womqnestlbtr tit this la e dayT inquired .Senator In return. “How can a statesman hope * SyS*MttßHfc£Ef ; ! t £' ,r

J t w- \LjrM & &*** io woman would ever quarrel with a Dan If It were not for the pleasure of making It up agate/ #ws jRI || J

\.. XJ ERE 4a mj offer backed by one of your personal friends |>*i3hi 'Wk \ I fl _• man whom you have known for a long time, ana I .2*hj*jJL I . wbose boneety you have implicit confidence. This man i a 1 I ia your local druggist. Hp win tell you that he has been U Hunt's Salve, formarly called Hunt's Cura ever L/\OBTm. hup la bumineaa, under the stnot guarantee Jfl WTW' " t 0 proßiptJ> refund the l >arch * ,ie pnce t 0 diasatißhed ( lii J J He will say ''Take home a ho* of Hurtle taly* X. tj/j an d jf it ig-oefc saccemfot in 75 * km C^Htmt’a^sTl'lve P IS especially compounded for treatment - The General Manager of the Lida Valley Railway Co., fßlflmr Goldfield, Nevada, A. D. Goodenough, writes: At one n iy time I had a very bad case of Eczema, which troubled me seven or eight years, and although 1 tried all kinds of ' jjw medicine and doctors, no relief until I used "Thousands pf aucb letters have been received, testifying a.. ' 4» td the curative merits of this wohderful remedy. druggist About Hunt's 8«lya, formerly c*Ued Hunt's Cura. cv ow hm, this ad. and ask him if the statement# herein made are not correct. ._ . . Soia'W aH reputable druggists everywhere at W eents pear bo*, or sent direct o» receipt of stamps cklftbtf«y broir. AiBtRICH ARDS MEDICINE CO., Sherman, Texas

PERU'S DRIFTING SAND DUNES

Plateau Shelf Hue Oliann# Creecentlenao, Peru, .tfcn. Ib*e. ot the SoqthHA railway, the cllmb to the divide Is broken by two great step*, orskldespreading shelves of desert or pampa. 0»" «h* fl«t' Of these step*, about twd4oi*rY Steep ettwb from the sea, and at an altitude of from four thousantf s tfr ! fivfr'tlWuSandteet, are located miles wlda..tba alr thin and dW «nd no trace of vegetation to be seen, only these gfgwttc .crescent-shaped sand dunes dottlnr the as far as thegHtaßM. Composed of Sue #ray crystal sand, they gleam white against the brown of the desert.--and 8 their home point toward .the prevailing sooth wind of They are fW>tb fifteen to twenty feet ‘ln breadth across the thick part of the oetfufcptjHid sometimes one hundred.-faet-from horn to horme&> &&&£ ** <&* sand packed that thp /eet horse*. or nmles make little Unpretffton on It.

Her Idea.

Edith—l like an -engagement with ■ome snap about It. .. .. X' J i Hand —One thk^reßks ; easily, eh? _ lia&ois i

Coffee Often Disturbs Digestion >-I. has fc-i IS.- is boti-Ci--. , and frequently causes nervousness and sleeplessness. Jt • JL 4h --JffiMkJS*' . If coffee Annoys you in any . way, try —VACiOi — its pleasing its superiority in faeaithli n ra iMUMfi IJ I* i Pb ml§ f| **'j£k Mlf& l. W&tgmmFStT — t?T7— ■. ,„i Ji-i, b»« a«*a» *o 11-’-No rttke in price Made tv POSTOTI CEREAL CO, Inc. vastSsaiyiaiMiiSM* A .ai - _a , :/■<.:•■ c. '. *s—»*i sra*e ** ~rf*wW Mia a

i N«ira.lgta, Lumbago. RheumatUm. Neuritis and fur Pain generally Always eay *»ijvr when buying Aspirin. Then look lor the safety “isysr CramT-aa the package and on the tablet*. Handy tin boss* «T twelve tablet* cost but a few oent*. Drag* I gist* *l*o B*U larger package*.

Of Course Not

Diners at a certain city restaurant are getting much enjoyment out of a earning algn recently pieced Itt a conspicuous place behind the counter and reading, "Not responclble for Wearing or pacag«*'V V

'® , ,J *’" ~' w ' An occasional domestic storm Is necessary to clarify the matrimonial at* here - ~.L:

DEW HAS VITALIZING EFFECT

Abundant-Proof That It Possesses Invigorating Action That Affects Growth of Plants. -'* .; .f 'b!-- —- Dew Is vital Itlng, not entirely because It is water but because it possesses an Invigorating action due partly at any rate..tp the f ft ct that It is saturated with oxygen, and lt has been stated, that during Its formation peroxide, of hydrogen and some osone are developed. It Is not Improbable that the peculiarly attractive and refreshing quality that marks the early-mom-lng alrbas its origin in this way. The difliwiny of Inducing grass to flourish under a tree in full leaf is well known and Is generally explained by saying that the tree absorbs the nourishing, constituents of the soil or that It keeps the sunlight away from the grass and protects It from rain. It is doubtful whether any of these explanations Is rrue, ffie real reason most probably being that the vitalizing dew cannot form upon ■ the grass under a tree, whereas as a rule both rain end light can reach it

An Inducement

“The prices in this fashionable tea-' tanrnnt are very steep.” - “Maybe that la why so many climbers are to be' Seen here.—

One resents being bossed by Ms neighbor, ahcT jukfas much by a thousand of his neighbors. ..... ,-...-'

THE EVENING |IEPUBX<ICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

ALEXA

By DOROTHY O. GRAVES.

(®. ms. .py J^cCim* - Theodora, aged twenty-three, college graduate, six feet two, his near-sighted blue eyes heavily spectacled, and sniv namOslJigAier, u.cqepted the. Injtractorship In botany in an Illinois unlverslty. He arrived, a sun-baked, dust-caked young maa In the town-rtf L* s»Tte oti a torrfd Tlay VTtlfltß Tffld prairie sirocco bluffing as Theodore had never dreamed a wind could blow. -Be was met with a boisterous welcome by his old college chum,-Hick Haskell. “Ted, such good look for you to come! When I heard I nearly spilt my sides. Boston Teddy In Illinois was top ranch for me! But cotne on, there’s a bath and inucb ready at home. After his bath, Theodore sat down to the bountiful lunch and chat with Dick and' Mrs. Dick. Dick kept the conversational ball bounding. “Friday night’s the faculty reception, Ted. Bach man takes a girl, so Molly and I chose Alexa for you.” “Dick did,” laughed Molly. “And we’re having her over to tea this evening, so yon can meet her,” «>ntinued Dick. “Then all you have to do Is to say something about the faculty reception and when her eyes brighten up you’ll say, ‘Won’t you com© a© my guestr That’s easx, and Alexa IS the prettiest girl In La Salle.”

“I really do not care for young ladles, Richard, Ihhavere —er fully outgrown the sex; add my entire concentration I put Into flowers and my work upon them.” “Never mind, Teddy, you'll get Over all of that' We’n make a man of you Jret" . B-- -'i,At tea Theodore fumbled considerably and finally upset the sugar bowl. Mrs. Molly, however, tactfully turned attention away from all his blundering. Alexa, charming as well as beautiful, fingered the teactip daintily and asked Theodore about flowers generally. Theodore answered brusquely and finally ended the conversation with the comment that he. never could get anything out of talking to a girl, anyhow. Alexa was uncertain whether to be amused or miserable. Happily Mrs. Molly came te the rescue. “Alexa, we are going to expect you to help get Ted acquainted here.* “Ideally must go, dear,” Alexa said to Mrs. Molly, “and Tve enjoyed the tea so much, but Isn’t Mr. Thayer rath-er—welh-er —different?” she added In an undertone. “You mustn’t mind Mm, dear. He's really very nice and lots at tm whom you know him. Dick and he were rasramates at college. Let’s you sad I help Dick make a man of him.” i. Alexa responded with an affectionate hug as she left, but called back. “We Is different, though. Molly." Friday came. Theodora broke a lens to his microscope and left his work early because he could not work without It On hlg way homeward he passed the Drew residence. Alexa was on the lawn.

Theodore’s footsteps on the cement walk ceased so suddenly that the silence fairly shrieked and the girl looked up. “Is it you, Mr. Thayer?’ she called gayly. “How are the flowers?” Theodore, the botanist, suddenly became Teddy the young man. He vaulted the picket fence With an assurance of himself and a real boyhood. “Alexa,” he said. “I am so glad to see you.” i '- “Yon- have pretty hair, Alexa," said Teddy. “You have beautiful flowers, Mr. Thayer,” said Alexa, i:; \ “Oh; bht ; the flowers, they are, er his own. “The flowers, my dear Miss Drew, am very beautiful. , Beside them, a man Is butan— —er, imperfect or, attempt at——« “But I learned at the university that flowers are but one form of evolution. “Yea, yes, true. Some do teach that, but in life nothing is beautiful but nature, and plants are nature, flowers are plants; nothtng ls more beautiful Gian the simple little flowers." “Yes, of course.” AICXA agreed, and she tosSed her pretty head- She drew her long fingers through her flowing hair, so the sun might , penetrate the mn<y to the. remotest curl. *T washed my hair,” she stated. .. ~ -b--. And Teddy was ready. If was the hair that did It He stammered; “H—honestly; Was Alexa, 1 do want you to go to the reception tonight" “It’s beautiful, Isn’t it?” Ted asked, his eyes op the hollyhocks.. “The hollyhocks, yes,’’ answered. Alexa. “Grandmother is so fond of thenar" £ . •'•-• •• -■ _ Alexa watched him quizzically. “Your hair,” blurted out Teddy. “My hair!" exclaimed Alexa, “what °* *tfeiKKiA “t mean something ye!#* Twmethln* fairer than-rer, flowers,” Ted stammered, looking at his feet Alexa followed his gaze, and doubtfully asked, *T don’t understand. Just what do yoo tneanr .. J Teddy blushed hbw, and repeated perrot-like, “fairer than flower* fairer than, lowers!”, I, mb < “And Teddy grew brazen. "And met Wtaab——!” — •fiTltrer ttan as the fence. On the other hts courage returned. He called quite like any ' full-blooded youth, *TO rail for you at eight” and to himself added: “She’s ao natursL" Alexa lauded to he«aif, “Ted Is m different" ' e

;:<UFT CORNS OfF&f; IT DOESm HURT With finger?! Corns lift out and tofts orilyTeweehtr 12- cvftr :;t2Si . - <d&y Pain? No, noi. one. bitl Just drop a little Freezone on that touchy corn, instantly It stop*-aehlng, then you Hft that bothersome corn right off. Yes, magic! Costs only a few cents. Try Freezone! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle, sufficient to rid your feet of every hard corn, soft corn, or com between without •one particle of pain, soreness or. irritation. Freezone. is, the mysterious ether discovery of a Cincinnati genius. —Adv. • °v o; *. ; ... • : \ ;W

The Cheerful Optometrist.

Patient—My headache is not any better/ doctor. Doctor—Did you report to the eye clinic, as* I told you? _ ■ v patient—Yes, doctor, I: Wept to the eye clinic and the optimist l .was ail right, although he did not examine my . eyes.---Journal of the American Medical Association. . . . ‘.o ..

Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured only one way to cure Catarrhal CAT y AKKH n ® IC3NB Wtt Smigh the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces es the System. Catarrhal _ Deafness .is Mused by an Inflamed condition of Jtne mucous lining of tne EuittcMan Tul». When- this tube 1s Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed. Deaf ness la the Jesuit Unless the lnflatnmatroncanbereduced and' this tube restored to_ _lts nor, mal condition, hearing! may be .destroyed forever. Many cases . of Deafness are caused by Catarrh, which Ts an Inflamed DODLABstor any sflvsHr l&ass 75c. CJrculars^free. F. J. Cheney * Co.. Toledo, Ohio.

An Unaccommodating Parent.

Mrs. Billups—Why U WUlle crying so? BUtupe—He loot port of his efigine Md now he's yelling because I won't l fr»ee hare my false teeth for -a ststeiMr.—Boston Transcript

KIM FORTY-FIVE TO SIXTY £. C - • JC A Word of Help to Women of Middle Age From Mrs. Raney. Morse, Okie.—‘'When Iwas 45 fears old Lydia E. Knkham’s Vegetable Comcritical liberty^*tow'tty name if Jou wish.’’—Mrs, Axjce Raney, Morse, Oklahoma. Change of. Life is. one of the most critical periods of a woman’s existence. This good old-fashioned root and herb remedy mcy hereliedupon to overcome, the distressing symptoms which accompany it and women everywhere should remember that there is.no other remedy known to carry women so successfully through this trying period as Lydia EPinkham’s Vegetable Compound. . If yott vrani sbecto! advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. fidential), Lyttai; Mass:' Your letter will besopened, read-arid answered by awomanxand held in strict confidence.

Stomach

M £kcs the Body Sour Nine Oat‘of Ten People j v s«ffer Jfc*.' i

It sends its harmful sd<|?*hd g«s over the "body, instead oi health and strength. Day and night this eeaseiess dam age goes oits matter how sfcroh& its victim cannot Isngjprßsp|and tha healthdestroying effects oTi an acid stomach. Good news fpr millions of sufferers. Chemists have found, asmre remedy-one fh.t the add up and carries it out of the course, when the causa is removed, the sufferer gets well. v » Bloating, indigestion, sour, acid, |My muaeries all- removed. ThisiS proves-by over fcalHiJhn&iin ailing folks whohave taken EATONIC with .wonderfa! benefits. It can be obtained fern say. druggist, who wffl dmarfaßy^^fasid^to , fluently the find tablet gives .lutot- > -• _•» * ” ' ' s * '

WHIG LEYS Bright rosy cheeks and red jjjjJ | appetite and digestion.

PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM JastnoTf»P<uidnig^Stop»H^ryaUlng to Gray end Faded Hair

COULDN’T FORGET THE GREEN

Mrs. Flannigan’s Neat Expression of Loyalty to Her Native and Her .t.„ Adopted- Land. Mrs. Flannlgan for years has proudly exhibited from her front window a row ofgeran turns, in pots wrapped in bright, Irish green crepe paper, says the Indianapolis News. But the other day when her neighbor, whose son was in France for several months, pulled back her. window- curtain and revealed hen-flower- pots, deeora+ed In red. white and btue 'paper, Mrs. Flannlgan wag -visibly troubled. '* She worried and worrieSdT It Is quite hard tobe loyal -to two countries at the same time, yet Mrs, Flannlgan dCsTred to be so. • Then one morning her wide Irish smile cam?/. jbacfe .jo/her- face. And passers-by. Baw.to. the. Flannlgan. front window a row of flower pots brave In red, white and blue coverings and every covering wds tied to the pot with h wide bahd-nf gfeea ribbon.

A War Lesson.

“SponeLeigh borrowed S2O from me this morplng, but I didn’t mtod Jetting him have the mopey.” “Why not?" - -- 1 “I noticed, that he jotted down the amount on a scrap of paper.” “I thought It generally .understood that a scrap of paper signlges an. obligation that won’t be met.*’

No Poetry Then.

“Stone walls do not a prison make, nor Iron bars a cage,” said the sympathetic visitor to the convict. “That’s fine poetry, ma’am," replied the prisoner, “but just let ’em.iUCk.ypu. up inside stone walls and behind Iron bars and see if you can get <nrf?* ;

Foodrbat^^^ Tor wi.

GRACE HOTEL .. •' l'~ CHICAGO ===== Juboß Boahrod iM Ouk SMef Rooms with detached bath 11.00 and tt.Ro_belr' Say. Poems. With private bath. Sl’-CO-and /IDO. - Opposite port Office t- Near Ml Theatres sad Store* Stock yards cars run,..direct tc.‘ftatt^door... A clean, comfortable, newly decorated hotelA safe place for your wife, mother 1 bT slater.

Allot Land to Eskimos .

Itie -announced ■ frbiu Ottawa pMt the Canadian goveromeht has -decided to reserve for the remnant of the Eskimos a small part of toe territory otef* which they formerly ranged at will In the varying pursuits of fish-,, ing 'and bunting, Th« reservation to to consist of Banks and Victoria -Islands. ..north jof the..vast region, wide as the continent,-known as the ■Northwest- territory,-; and -fist- north •of the arctic circle, - - '“ “ ' . Fronfr~thto reservation, and apparently toe waters immediately*Adjacent to it,'the white hfittterrstf wccludedt 'and those who have begun operations oh Banks Js&ndsgnDjfc be Pitot-, ed. Thus toe reaqur'cespeeded. to .we* tain .Eskimo life.wlU be reserved for toe Eskimo, sybw' c.

Embarrassing.

was giving a lecture to my juniors on toe life of -Shakespeare, f was sitting OP one of those fbiding cMlfs which a^\oniy':t^:vmito|;to‘.u?©. up to tfee hajne applied to them, and yop can 'lmagine my’ feelings when I Sftfidenly. found... myself seated , on the . other side of the desk.. while I was looking over the top of It. The pupils politely waßeff; to see If • I were injured-before they laughed.— Exchange.

A Clean Sweeper.

Frank A. Mbnsey, wlio has now add*ed tße'TSonlon tfSnnetf’newspapers to his long strins£Jt-a-2f»3r:?^>tM: a, em “ ployer, and many a clean sweep occurs in Jills'various offices. / x It te jfeld-dtat a visitor called at gn e nf Mnnspy’s offices and asked the office boy If Seribbs, the reporter. fi«£|tbe boy. -I ain’t today'i