Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 110, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 May 1920 — Not Dead Ones. [ARTICLE]

Not Dead Ones.

I was using my seven passenger touring car to help a friend who was running a bus line, but who was temporarily short of cars. We were mak Ing certain routes and had on our windshields cards giving our places of destination. I was suddenly called from my regular route to take a couple to the minister to be married. As we were going up the street, with the bride adorned with her white veil and the groom in his best suit, both sitting in back, I noticed that many we met were convulsed with laughter. I didn’t realize the cause until I reached the parsonage and found that I had failed to remove from the windshield the sign: “This car to the cemetery.”—Exchange. .