Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 110, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 May 1920 — SOME OTHER KIND OF BISCUIT [ARTICLE]

SOME OTHER KIND OF BISCUIT

Mrs. Pomple Satisfied Cows Were Not Fed on Anything That Was Composed of Milk. One after the other, customers had come to the shop and complained about the milk. “What I want to know," said Mrs. Pomple, who looked almost as thin as the milk, “is what you feed yodr cows on?” “Feed them on?" snapped the dairymga. "Why, I reckon we feeds them better than a good many human beings I know feeds themselves” —thia with a chalky stare at the thin customer. “My cows are fed on the fat of the land, and if their fodder ain’t up to the mark, we give ’em the finest biscuits we can buy. And if we can’t buy the biscuits, we make ’em. I stops at nothing when I wish to please my customers.” “I’m not denying it," declared Mrs. Pomple, “but I challenge you to contradict me when I declare that it ain’t milk biscuits you feed ’em on.” —London Tit-Bits.