Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 99, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 April 1920 — THE ONLY WAY TO GET A CAR [ARTICLE]

THE ONLY WAY TO GET A CAR

is to deserve it. We get everything in this world we deserve. Then we pass on to the thinly populated district of heaven, if we deserve it. That’s the whole object and sole purpose of creation. We’re here with a desire to live and a chance to work for what we want. Those that work hardest have leisure hours and motor cars. Those that don’t work at all but demand a split of life’s pleasures have lost their purpose and found decay. When they’re too rotten they’re called bolsheviks and the world holds its nose. A bolshevik makes a pretty sight—dangling from a rope. Oats were a dollar. Ick Yates has been a hard, steady worker. His golden rule is “Sell nobody food-that you wouldn’t eat yourself.” He’s got a good record and deserves to sit on top of the world. You’ll see him there on Sundays with an Oldsmobile for a cushion. ~vr— C. C. Jacks, a faithful'Monon employee is another example. He’s got his reward—its an OldsmobiHe, too. Mars wouldn’t answer us—maybe she thinks she’s above us.<, With the Pres, back on the job, all our paper is going to Europe. Cuba is sinking—too much money. Even S3O a quart don’t enforce prohibition. There’s a terrible shortage in skirts. . ' 1 We’ve got a poor line of “bull” but we never gave a bum steer. If you want to buy a car, show signs of life. Step with pep. Cars are getting scarce. Call up when you’re ready. We are ALREADY all ready. THOMPSON & KIRK