Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 99, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 April 1920 — FREAKS DISCLOED IN ROUNDUP OF COUNTRY’S NEWS [ARTICLE]

FREAKS DISCLOED IN ROUNDUP OF COUNTRY’S NEWS

Chicago—Bliss lasted two days in the Bliss home here. Most of the Bliss went with Mrs. Bliss. Tony Bliss, the husband, who was blessed with very little bliss was granted a divorce- —grounds, desertion. .. —o—- — Chicago—John Badowicz told his chief clerk, the Anger of keeping money in. banks. “I keep mine in this cigar box,” he said. Radowicz isn’t worrying about getting another clerk, .but now he can’t replace the cigar box. # o— New York—Henry Rose didn’t use' honeyed words when - a sliding ’phone booth door jumped ■ its gwove and trapped him, even if he is a honey dealer. Workmen with a crowbar “jimmied” him free. Batavia, N. Y.—A pig with three eyes, two snouts, two mouths and two tongues was born /'on a farm here. The pig can sqeal out of both mouths at the. same time and see with the three eyes. Chicago—Edward Murphy, janitor, garbed in greasy Overalls, lounged in the morning sun here. A crowd gathered ’round him and praised him for wearing overalls. “Faith, I bin wearing ’em, nine years,” Murphy said, wonderingly. —o— Chicago—George Genovese went to a barber shop bath room here to bathe. He left S3OO on a chair. « wasn’t there when he came back after it Genovese is clean. Next time he’ll stay dirty, he said. Cheapest, he argued.