Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 96, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 April 1920 — But One Way Is Better. [ARTICLE]

But One Way Is Better.

A bluff, hearty bld bachelor friend of- the family, trying to get on terms with the son ofthe-family,asked him: “Have-you practiced any fancy methods of skating,* sonny?" “No,” said sonny; “I can skate only two ways as yet." “Ah, and which are they?” “Standing up ard sitting down,” said sonny.