Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 96, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 April 1920 — Page 3

-' -—■ ■—• /X: a .> ip 9 to « ? number of E-Tinkhanril VegeH table Compound did - * Wme more good than | anything else. lam regular, do not suffer the pains I used to. keep house and do all my work. I recommend jour medicine to all who suffer as I did and you may use my letter as you like.”—Mrs. Minnie Mitchmany women who suffer aS MrS. Mitchell did and who are being benefited by this great medicine every day. It has helped thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulceration, irregularities, Sown 1 feeling, indigestion, and nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound contains no narcotics or harmful drag*. It is made from extracts of roots and herbs and is; a safe medium for women. ’ If you nted special, adrnce write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confidential), Lynn, Mass.

Brief Encounter.

geem interested to this 'photoplay?” \ '"* “Yes. You might'say that I enjoy '< personal acquaintance with the star.” . “Dear, me! Tell me how you met her.” - “I’ve never met her. but one day when I was crossing the street in Los Angeles she nearly ran over me in her sport- car.” — Birmingham AgbHerald. • ’ ft’

Don't Forget Cuticura Talcum When adding td your Joliet requisites. An'exqulsltely scented face, skin, baby and dusting powder and perfume, rendering other perfumes superfluous. You may rely on It because one of the Cuticura Trio (Soap, Ointment and Talcum). 25c each everywhere.—Adv.

But One Way Is Better.

A bluff, hearty bld bachelor friend of- the family, trying to get on terms with the son ofthe-family,asked him: “Have-you practiced any fancy methods of skating,* sonny?" “No,” said sonny; “I can skate only two ways as yet." “Ah, and which are they?” “Standing up ard sitting down,” said sonny.

Why Daniel Escaped.

The Teacher —When the lion found Daniel in his den why do you think he didn’t eat him up? The Bright Pupil—’Cause he was so glad it wasn’t Mrs. Lion usin’ hie den ..for a sewin’ room.* —Dallas News.

WHAT DOCTOR PIERCE HAS ? DONE FOR HUMANITY! BY DOCTOR CRIPPS It has always seemed to me that Dr. Pierce of Buffalo, N. Y., should be placed near- the top when a- list of America’s great benefactors is written. He studied and conquered human diseases to a degree that few realize. Whenever he founds remedy that overcame disease, he at once announced it in the newspapers and told. where it .could be bought at a small price. He did not follow the usual custom of keeping the ingredients secret, so that , the rich only could afford to buy. Savanna, HI.—"I found the greatest satisfaction in taking Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. It os an excellent medicine to give a woman J strength. « I t have taken the rrescrip- t®*” iKMT tion’ during expec- yAA ’ fancy and afterwards 1 . *r^ v when I was rundown and weak, 77 in both cases proved very 7 cial. I was stronger and healthier after taking this medicine, yr . and I take pleasure in recommending iL” -Mrs. Charles E. Mullin, 1024 N. Main Rockford, 11l .—“Last winter I had a severe bronchial cough, which Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cured. The relief wm «o prompt and permanent that 1 am very enthusiastic in praise of the ‘Golden Medical Discovery.’ .1 also had occasion to use Dr. Pierce’s Extract of Smart-Weed recently. It was recommendedto me very highly to break up a cold, when my friends thought I was coining down with the influenza, and it certainly did break up my cold, so that I feel sure it warded off a sick spell. In all my life I have never known any medicine to break up a cold ao quickly as Dr. Pierce's Extract of Smart-Weed.”—Mrs. L. E. Lake. 813 Montague St. ' : ——»——— i‘ -

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■ fi9l®od .. ~ ■% . ' Tr: -** .v1 "In December, IMS. I had a fearful couch and-mv DhyaiclAn ordered me to San Antonio, Texas, and entered a sanatorium- Left there and came to Oklahoma City in October, 1915. Had no appeSSI whta^the < C had tT bewto urged me totry Milks £mulhas increased 12 pounds, I have no temperature, and my cough is about gone. ,1 can eat heartily, sleep we», and am working at my trade again.”—V. W. Neff? 610 No. Dewey St., Oklahoma City, Okla. Nature does wonders in fighting off disease, if given the chance. Milks Emulsion is a powerful help tn providing strength and flesh. It costs nothing to try. - • -■ • • '’V ■ • . Milks Emulsion' is < pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It restores healthy, natural bowel action, doing away with all need of pflls and physics. It promotes appetite and quickly puts the digestive organs in shape to asstmllate food. Chronic stomach trouble and constipation are promptly- relieved—usually in one day. This is the only solid emulsion made, and so palatable that it is eaten with a spoon like ice cream. . No matter How severe your case, you are urged to try Milks Emulsion under this ■ guarantee—Take six bottles home with you, Use it. according to directions, and if not satisfied with the results your money will be promptly refunded. Pries 60c and 11.20 per bottle. Jhe Milks Emul- , sion Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere.'—Adv. -

Gulls of the Pacific Coast.

Along the pacific coast, there are three common species, the glaucouswinged, the western and the California gulls, which are not Intend in the East, They are white-headed species, not strikingly different Woto the herring gull.—A. A. Allen, in American Forestry. .

Lift off Corns! Ddesn’t hurt a bit and Freefone costs only a -few cents. v _ With your fingers! You can lift Off any hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the hard skin calluses from bottom of feet. A tiny bottle of “Freezone” co-ta little at any drug store'; apply a few drops upon the corn or callous. Instantly it stops hurting, then shortly you lift that bothersome corn or gallons right off, root and all, without one bit of pain or soreness Truly! No humbug!—Adv. ?

Handy Sprayer.

A new pump for spraying flowers or fruits is operated by attaching it to an' ordinary fruit jar, several of which can be provided to hold different spraying solutions.

\ - —*— * — LOOK AT ASPIRIN If the name ♦‘Bayer" la on tablets, you canr, out’relief with- - out fear. • . When the Bayer Company introduced Aspirin over eighteen years ago. physicians soon proved it a marvelous help in relieving Rheumatism, Colds; Headache, Neuralgia, Earache, Toothache, Lumbago, Neuritis, . Aching Joints, and Pain in general. To. get this same genuine, worldfamous Aspirin, you must ask for ‘♦Bayer Tablets of Aspirin,’’ marked with the "Bayer Cross.” You will find safe and proper directions in every unbroken package. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost only a few cents. Druggists also sell larger “Bayer” packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture, of Monoacetieagdester of SalicylicJ

Loan Bank for Trouble.

“So many people want to borrow, trouble,” said the Qld Bettler, w that It’s a wonder,some enterprising cuss doesn't start s bank* to accommodate ’em. J

State of Ohio, City of Toledo. Lucas County—M. J. Cheney make* oath that he la aenior partner of the firm of S'. J. Chaney asmhss said flrm will nay the aam of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENET. Sworn t<J before me and subscribed In this 6th day of December, «rgternany fe-*r< —i— — r?:/;

Insinuating.

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OCEAN CASTS UP OLD SHIP

R9CkaW Bc crate.' 1 ob“2ra and clams, the great tide recently dug an ancient oceanic relle out of the saads Mnd4eft It to bleach In » winteria sun, Hk® vtome skeleton of a departed dinosaur. According to Capt. Joseph Meade of the* Rockaway coast guard station, it is an old sloop o’ war,. Nobody knows its history, r From ail appearances this washed oat corpse in an ocean graveyard was'once a saucy war vessel, mounting nine guns; Including the old time bow chaser that used to bark with ferocity at pursuing vengeance, t The ship is bluff-bowed, .her.spikes are handwrought, her ribs are of stout oak and her bowsprit, broken* short at the cap. i» a mighty headstone on a sandy grave. Z The old salts who are experts on such matters say the buried-’hull Is an pjd British sloot>. During, the war of 4812 privateers manned by advefi-, turous Yankees frequently hung about Jones’ inlet, -towing in their prizes for anchorage and running to- Reiter when British men-obwar, out for revenge, bore down upon them. —- Another tradition unearthed from the old Skippers of clipper ships, now come to -anchor on the Rockaway ahopjs, has tt that Capt Jones, for whom Jones’, inlet was named, at one time just prior to the Revolutionary war, pursued a profitable trade in conthe British customs. The hand wrought spikes and the general shape of the rotting wreck plainly indicate that she wy an oldtimer, very likely of Revolutionary times.

Village Within Exjlflct Volcano,. “Bottom” is .the paradoxical name of a little village perched on tte peulr 1 of mountain which comprises the island of Saba, in the Caribbean sea. No other spot in the world is quite like Saba; of all the inlands of the tropical seas, it is the strangest, the most forbidding. Sheer conical, frowning, this island‘rises .from the waves, its topmost pinnacle veiled-in drifting clouds 3’,000 feet above the sea, fßr coast rock-bound*and precipitous. It is seldom sighted by ships, but those who do pass it would never dream' that it was inhabited. The mountain is an extinct volcano and the town of Bottom rests In its erater. No harbor breaks Saba’*, coast; there is no safe landing place or anchorage, and if one would visit the town one must step ashore from a kmall boat and climb a steep stairway of hundreds of stone steps or toil up fl narrow, difficult trail. Every article brought to Saba from the outside world must be carried up the heights. The inhabitant** are sailors, gs they have been since the earliest times, and though they" sail the seven seas they always return to their island home.

Thrift In Chile.

; The Scots and the French had better look, to their laurels as saving peoples. Chile bids fair to rival them. During the last Ten «yetes savings stitutions have risen considerably in number. In 1910 there existed' In the entire country but a dozen independent institutions carrying the -of some 200,000 persons; their com-" plete savings amounted to only $4.- . 000,000 in American money. In 191 T deposits rose to 110.0Q0.000 Chilean pesos, which would equal atJout fourth as many American dodlara. . To this, in the year 1918, were added 50,000,000 more Chilean pesos. The nation has encouraged savings, through stamps and other substantial inducements. Incidentally it is worth while noting that lotteries are not permitted in Chile; down there they believe in getting-rich slowly and surely.

Sounded Like a Curse.

A spinster of about forty years or a more recently had a house to rent Now her last tenant had three healthy American sons and they had done a great- deal of damage to the house, go Ahe had firmly declared that she would tolerate no children this. time. Bo when a tian responded to her advertisement, she him whether he had any children. “Seven,” he returned and then went on to tell how good they were. , ’’' But the spinster Informed him that she would not rent her house to~ a family in which there were so many children. Angrily the man turned away, but retorted over his shoulder: "I only hope some day you’ll have seven children, lady; and can’t find A house, either.”—lndianApolis News.

Humor in a Bank.

The flrat day I worked in the bank In which ! am employed I was given a sealed package marked “SIO,OOO Id gold." which was in the form of a brick. I presented It to the downtown hank for payment und was sent from one teller to the other, each one keeping his discovery to htmsplf, until I got sore because of the tact that "tf»oy had me going around in a cirele and discovered I was; the goat ± & I might add that it was not a gold brick—it was a red one. 0. B. P. S.—Don’t yon-think a d—a fool

Farther Away.

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What Are They?

“I see the order has gone forth that human beings aretto be enlisted in the army as recruits.” “That’s all right; but how about the drill sergeants and second lieutenant*-?” * \

SHE WEARS NOTHING FADED AND SHABBY t \ 7: But “Diamond Dyes” Her Old, Apparel Fresh and • 7 Don’t worry about perfect results. “Diamond Dyes,” guaranteed to gfve’a new, rich, fadeless color to any it be wool, silk, linen, cotton .»'oc mixed goods,—dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts, children’s Coats, feathers—everything! Direction Book in package tells how dye over any color. To match any material, have dealer show you “Diamond Dye” Color Card.—Adv.

NOT MUCH STUDY INVOLVED

Grandma Evidently Didn’t Think Highly of the Doings at Women’s , Debating Club. Tiny Timothy had to be very quiet on ceriain days in the, week. Sunday mornings were ‘ bad because then ther had to study his lessen for the afternoon Sunday school. Tuesday evenings he had to tiptoe around while brother John studied his lodge ritual. Friday evenings sister Nellie went to a debating club and it was often preceded by the last look at her part in the debates. Then one day mother announced, that she had been .invited to join a. bridge dub. Every one was anxlons for hey tb join but little Timothy, who sighed: “Oh, mother, now will you have to study, tiip. before you go' there? What do they recite at your clubF* - . 7 7 - Everybody smiled but dear old grandmother, whp not approve of bridge clubs. “oh, she won’t have to study much,” "she retorted tartly.. “She can Just listen at the first few meetings until ghe learns how to gossip like the rest of them."

The Cost.

-“Does it cost much to put up a skeleton structure?” “I should think it would cost a lot of ‘bones.’ ”

A-woman can understand everything if she isn’t asked to explain why she does. ■ - " A blind horse is satisfied if he can feel his oats. -,? -' ~ • ■ --- -• ■ ■ 2 4 variety stage transforms an actress into an artlit.? ; ,

FjodO FOR-’t IFI ES . r against exhaustion and f itis the right & Rind Oi foou«i .>i ■. . -jt W T a > w X"V pi |% I■' ■*■ £ - e rw, is easily digested and rreATn or <Joo<i milk is l***q*il v O^^Sw v So^:'-. L-A t- ■ \ balanced nation ■of*body and itdridU’ s’ t.’ J -'‘ Tjnp *7 ini W' T-- ® L|

A Kindly Caddie.

“Oh, yes, sir, there’s worse golf players In the world than you are, air,” the caddie said kindly. “Lots worse!" “Well, that makes me feel better," the duh responded. Then he swung his club, failed to. touch the ball, but lifted a section of turf as large as a dinner plate. “Yes, sir,” the caddie continued, “there’s certainly worse players, but they never let anybody catch ’em on the links!”—Everybody’s Magazine.

FRECKLES Now G.t Rid of There's do longer the slightest need es feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Othine —double strength—is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of Othine—double strength—from your druggist, and apply a little of it sight and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begqn to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce is needed to completely clear the akin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength Othine, as this is sold under guarantee of money, back if it falls tp remove, freckles. *

SOMETHING TO WORK WITH

Young Man Perfectly Willing to Practice Economy If Old Gentleman Would Supply Materials. There la a well-known banker whose only son does not. his father contends, appreciate the value of a dollar by about 99 cents. A short time ago the youth approached the old gen(tieman with a request for a considerable sum in addition to his regular allowance. 1-— -—■ “Look . here, my boy, ’’ the father said Severely. “You do not seem to realize that you spend a great deal of money—throw Itaway, Fn fact Don’t you think it about time that you began to economize a bit?” “Yes, I do, father,” the young man responded “earnestly. “Been thinking just that—fine thing, economy; provide against rainy day, and all that sort of rot. I’d love to start right in economizing, but I can’t, because I haven’t a cent to economize. If you’ll just pass, over that thousand, however, I will begin, right away 1”

Becomes Expert.

“Nothing, succeeds like success.” “That’s so; a widow can almost always catch a second husband.” }

Women, may have poorer memories than men, but they never forget a compliment. " 7 -r A woman Is really in a hurry if she says good-by that way. - He is truly a shiftless man wboUs tod lazy to shift foe himself.

Making a Start.

- I heard an amusfag the other day concerning Sir John Lavery, r famous societyartist. It seems that one' day he was engaged in painting the portrait of a beautiful but very shy little girl; when he chanced to find a threepenny bit in his color box. “Do you collect threepenny bits?” he Inquired of the child, showing— her the coin. x , y "Yeth,” she lisped. "Here’s one for your collection. Now how many have you?” "One,” replied the little sitter. — Lon don Tit-Bits. *

Some people would have to work overtime if they practiced half oC what they preached. . ■ '—r ■ 1 ." ii. .- " A brilliant orator Is one who always uses the right word fa the right place at the right time,, Churchgoing has' cured many a man of Insomnia. ’• \ -

Pneumoniajgs often follows a ijfiy Neglected KILL THE COLD! HILL’S ft* ?® ?—>■> racier torm—aare, sure, na opiates—br»*k» upa cold in 2« w,tft Mr - Hm ’’ At

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