Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1920 — But One Way is Better. [ARTICLE]

But One Way is Better.

A bluff, hearty old bachelor friend of the family, trying to get on terms with the son of the family, asked him: "Have you practiced any fancy methods of skating, sonny?” “No,” said sonny; “I can skate only two ways as yet" • “Ah, and which are they?" "Staudlug up and Bitting down," said sonny. *