Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 April 1920 — Page 3

A NATURAL CONSEQUENCE If you are in good health, and no ailment troubles your days and nights, then you are in a good temper, foil, of energy, and everything turns out right. That is a natural consequence. Therefore there la an imperative necessity to make every ailment as short as possible and to choose the right remedy without delay. Triner’s remedies are those you need. Mr. Peter Schwarts from Westchester, N. Y., wrote us two weeks ago: “I have used some of Triner’s remedies and find them great.” Take Triner’s American Elixir of Bitter wine for stomach troubles, constipation, indigestion, headaches and nervousness; take Triner’s Angelica Bitter Tonic to restore your vitality; take Triner’s Cough Sedative in case of colds, relieve your rheumatic and neuralgic pains by Triner’s Liniment, and you will find all these remedies great like Mr. Schwartz. Your druggist or dealer in medicine keeps them all in stock.—Joseph Triner Company, 1333-43 S. Ashland Ave., Chicago, HL— Adv,—Z"

Wild Dogs Devour Sheep.

Depredations by packs of wild dogs are causing Australian sheep owners heavy damage, according to official reports received at Washington. A stockmen recently submitted to the minister of public lands of New South Wales statistics showing a loss of 50,00(7 sheep in that province alone In the course of a few months. The delegation requested government aid in the erection of a “dogproof” fence to isolate a district comprising almost 40,000 square miles.

Wee sma’ hours are the longest when one has insomnia.

AFTER 6 YEARS-STILL WELL Now Strong and Hearty Though Case Looked Hopeless "Six years ago I was in awful condition,” says E. K. Chase, 36 E. Cross St., Ypsilanti, Mich. “My family was told 1 couldn’t live more than two months. I was in constant pain from the uric acid and was so bad 'with <7 aX . rheumatism m y u Ml legs seemed all I]. \ | drawn up. My yAfcA VL back never J stopped hurting. Tk L *)' The kidney secreU tions were held 'A A' back until only a z A few drops cs™®, and I bloated untn I thought my s^’n would burst. My legs were twice HFtheir normal size. ' “T he water ” m. zx seemed to fill my chest and press against the heart. For three months I never joaoved out of the chair and I choked and gasped for breath like a dying man. All the doctoring failed, and my weight went from 185 to 125 pounds. “Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life. Eleven boxes cured me of every complaint. I have been well six years and able to work as hard as any man.” Sworn to before me. FLOYD E. DAGGETT, Notary Public. Get Doan’s at Any Stam, 60c a Box DOAN’S FOSTER-MILBURN CO„ BUFFALO. N. Y.

S?\ < ' D 7 ; Vaseline Reg U. S. Pat. Off. Carbolated PETROLEUM JELLY A convenient, safe antiseptic for home use. Invaluable for dressing cuts and sores. A time-tried remedy. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES CHES™*™ State Street Mew York SLOW DEATH Aches, pains, nervousness, difficulty in urinating, often mean serious disorders. The world’s standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles— MEDAL tawr quick rettaf and often ward 08 deadly diseases. Known as the national remedy at Holland for more than 200 years. All druggists, in th&o aises, Leek for tha aaaM Gold Medal an erwy ken am! w® inutatlMi - Clear Baby’s With Cuticura Soap and Talcum 25c, Obtaoat 25 and 50c, Talcam2sc.

YOU’LL SOON LOOK OLD FROM HERE Up LM “Danderlno” check that nasty dandruff and atop hair falling. * Get a small bottle of “Danderine” at any drug store for a few cents, pour a little into your hand and rub well into the scalp with the finger tips. By morning most, if not all, of this awful scurf will have disappeared. Two or three applications often remove every bit of dandruff and stop falling hair. Every hair on scalp shortly shows more life, vigor, brightness, thickness and cdbr.—Adv.

All the Same.

“Are you wearing your last year’s clothes?” ' . “Yes; -and probably my next year’s clothes, too.”

TAKE ASPIRIN RIGHT Bayer Company, who Introduced Aspirin in 1900, give proper directions. To get quick relief follow carefully the safe and proper directions in each unbroken package of “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin.” This package is plainly stamped with the safety “Bayer Cross.” The “Bayer Cross” means the genuine, world-famous Aspirin, prescribed by physicians for over eighteen years. “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” can be taken safely for Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralglq, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neuritis, and Pain generally. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few cents. Druggists also sell larger “Bayer” packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid.—Adv. Facts are stubborn things, but net as stubborn as the uplifter to whom they are an obstacle.

‘CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP” IS CHILD’S LAXATIVE Look at tongue! Remove poisons from stomach, liver and bowels. T JI K |\ Accept “California” Syrup of Figs on iy_look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harmless laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its delicious fruity taste. Full directions for child’s dose on each bottle. Give it without fear. Mother! You must say “California.” —Adv. _ - Most women would rather be flattered than praised. SIOO Reward, SIOO J. Catarrh la a local disease greatly influenced by constitutional conditions. It therefore requires constitutional .treatment; HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE destroys the foundation of the disease, gives the patient strength by improving the general health and assists nature in doing its work. SIOO.OO for any caw of Catarrh that HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE falls to cure. . Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. F. £ Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio. The first wealth Is health. —Emerson. — If Constipated, Bilious or Headachy, take “Cascarets.” Feel bully! Be efficient! Don’t stay sick, bilious, headachy, constipated. Bemove the liver and bowel poison which is keeping your head dizzy, your tongue coated, your breath bad and stomach sour. Why not spend a few cents for a box of Cascarets and enjoy the nicest, gentlest laxative-ca-thartic you ever experienced? Cascarets never gripe, sicken or inconvenience one like Salts, OU, Calomel or harsh Pills. They work while you sleep.-—Adv. Such things as come to the man who waits are seldom the things he has been waiting for.—lmplement Becocd.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

Drag Stores Five million use it to KILL CASCARA& QUININE Standard cold remedy for 20 years in tablet form—cafe, sure. no «‘Ag Money back if it fail*. The genuine box baa a Red with Mr - Hm ’' vMIHrIv picture. wML At All Arar slww

She —Her car ran into a motorbus. Nothing very serious, only the enamel scraped off. He—Her face or the machine)

Cutlcura for Pimply Faces. To remove plmplps and blackheads smear them with Cutlcura Ointment. Wash off in five minutes with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Once clear keep your skin clear by using them for dally toilet purposes. Don’t fall to include Cutlcura Talcum. —Adv.

Pete —Have you got any mail for me? Postman —What’s your name? Pete —You’ll find it on the envelope.

If You Need a Medicine You Should Have the Best IP - Have you ever stopped to reason why it is that so many products that are extensively advertised, all at once drop out of sight and are soon forgotten? The reason is plain—the article did not fulfill the promises of the manufacturer. Thia applies more particularly to a medicine. A medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost sells itself, as like an endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, to those who are in need of it. A prominent druggist says “Take for example Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, a preparation I have sold for many years and never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case it shows excellent results, as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy has so large a sale.” According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the success of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root is due to the fact, so many people claim, that it fulfills almost every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments; corrects urinary troubles and neutralizes the uric acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle of Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address Dr. Kilmer & C 0.,. Binghamton, N. Y., and enclose ten cents; also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores. —Adv. When Nature takes a vacation it is sometimes one of a million years. She Isn’t making any more mastodons. ANY WOMAN CAN DYE AND KEEP IN STYLE “Diamond .Dyes” Turn Faded, Shabby Apparel into New. Don’t worry about perfect results. Use “Diamond Dyes,” guaranteed to give a new, rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods — dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts, children’s Direction Book in package tells how to diamond dye over any color. To match any material, have dealer show you "Diamond Dye” Color Card.—Adv. British East Africa is in the market for American-made well-drilling machinery.

OPEN NOSTRILS! END COLD OR CATARRH How to Get Relief When Head and Nose Are Stuffed Up. Count fifty. Your cold In head or catarh disappears. Your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more snuffling, hawking, mucous discharge, dryness or headache, no struggling for breath at night. Get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist and apply a little of this fragrant antiseptic cream in your nostrils. It penetrates through every air passage of the head, soothing, and healing the swollen or inflamed a mucous membrane, giving you instant relief. Head colds and catarrh yield like magic. .Don’t stay stuffed-up and miserable!. Belief la sure^—Adv. Some of the stones' that don’t roll don’t gather moss because others use them for stepping stones. Constipation indigestion, sick-head-ache and bilious conditions, are overcome by a course of Garfield Tea. Drink before retiring.—Adv. , 5 - —

Comparisons.

“I am glad to give this opportunity to learn a good business to a returned soldier. But you win have to begin at the bottom.” “That is a lot better than going over the top.” ■<' .

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Rude.

Stupid!

STOMACH TORTURE GONE FIRST SLEEP . IN THREE MONTHS Mr. Hemricks Was Ready to Give Up. Then He Found How to Regain Health. "My first sleep in 3 months was on the second night after I began using MUka Emulsion. I had had a bad case of stomach trouble and constipation for years and was ready to give up. I was troubled with gas, dizziness, bloat after eating, gnawing sensation and cramps In the stomach. Milks Emulsion was a Godsend to me, and I want everyone to know about a medicine that will cure cases like mine.”—C. E. Heinricks, 702 S. Alabama SC, Indianapolis, Ind. Thousands of sufferers from catarrh of the stomach, indigestion and bowel troubles have found that Milks Emulsion gives prompt relief and real lasting benefit. Milks Emulsion is a pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It restores healthy, natural bowel action, doing away with all need of pills and physics. It promotes appetite and quickly puts the filgestive organs In shape to as* similate food. As a builder of flesh and strength Milks Emulsion is strongly recommended to those whom sickness has weakened, and is a powerful aid in resisting and repairing the effects of wasting diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and constipation are promptly relieved—usually in one day. This is the only solid emulsion mp.de, and so palatable that it is eaten with a spoon like ice cream. No matter how severe your case, you are urged to try Milks Emulsion under this guarantee—Take six bottles home with you, use it according to directions, and if not satisfied with the results your money will be promptly refunded. Price BOc and $1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emulsion Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere.—Adv.

Relaxing.

First Mechanic —Working today? Second Mechanlc—Yep. This Is an off day with me.

LESS MEAT IF BACK AND KIDNEYS HURT Take a Glass of Salts to Flush Kidneys 'if Bladder Bothers You. Eating meat regularly eventually produces kidney trouble in some form or other, says a well-known authority, because the uric acid in meat excites the kidneys, they become overworked; get sluggish; clog up and cause all sorts of distress, particularly backache and misery In the kidney region; rheumatic twinges, severe headaches, add stomach, constipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness, - bladder, and urinary irritation. The moment your back hurts or kidneys aren’t acting right, or if bladder bothers yon, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good pharmacy; take a tablespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with llthla, and has been used for generations to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity; also to neutralize the adds in the urine so It no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts cannot Injure anyone; makes a delightful effervescent llthiawater drink which millions of men and women take now and then to keep the kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus avoiding serious kidney disease.—Adv.

The Way to Do It.

“I wish I knew how to kill time.” “Why don’t you join an amateur musical society?”

RUB RHEUMATISM OR SORE, ACHING JOINTS Rub Pain Right Out With Small Trial Bottle of Old “St Jacoba Oil.* I - ' A# Rheumatism is “pain” only. Not one case in fifty requires Internal treatment Stop drugging, soothe Ing, penetrating “St Jacob.s Oli” right Into your sore, stiff, aching joints and! muscles, and relief comes Instantly. “St Jacobs Oli” is a harmless rheumatism cure which never disappoints and cannot burn the skin. Limber up! Quit complaining! Get a -small trial bottle of old, honest “St Jacobs OH” at any drug store, and in just a moment you’ll be free from rheumatic pain, soreness, stiffness and swelling. Don’t suffer! Relief awaits you. “St. Jacobs OH” has cured millions of rheumatism sufferers in the last half century, and is just as good for sciatica, neuralgia, lumbago, backache, sprains.—Adv. ——— —

The Real One.

■"Don’t you think a college education pays?” "No; the man who tries to get his son one, does.” * *

Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of GASTONIA, that famous old remedy for Infanta and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of In Use for Over 30 Years. , Children Cry for Fletcher’s Caston*

His Way.

“Did the doctor you went to fix up that swelling all right?” “Sure; he put It in the bill.”

Garfield Tea, by purifying the blood, eradicates rheumatism, dyspepsia and many chronic ailments.—Adv. £ The American tractor of all American machinery seems to have the largest field in Sweden.

Lift Off Coms! Doesn’t hurt! Lift touchy coms and - xx / calluses right off with fingers y fi/ \ Apnly > few drops of “Freezone” upon thatold. \ bothersome com. Instantly that com stops X, hurting. Then shortly you lift it right off,’ t 3 root and all, without pain or soreness.) Hard corns, soft coma, com* • jX. between the toes, and the Q J • kta “**“*• 00 bottom of feet lift A [ .'Sj right off—ho A / *Z** F X. humbug! Vj O/ \ y m k. * Tiny bottler \ < but a few cents at Storer ©HORSES COUGHING? VBE Spohn’s Distemper Compound vj: tstdiF and Colds, Influenza and Distemper, with their resulting compßcatlone. and all diseases bf the throat nose and lungz Aet. marvelously as a preventive, acts equally well as a cure. SO cents and tl.lS per bottle at drug stores. SPOHN MEDICAL, COMPANY. Goshen. ***■ This is of Interest to Mothers You doubtless have read many, many times about MOTHER GRAY’S SWEET POWDERS FOR CHIURER, tand resolved that you would purchase a package the next time you were at your Druggists. But you perhaps have forgotten or neglected to do so, and as • /“J 1 * h®*® y™* tried this most superior preparation, which to over thirty ▼ears has given entire satisfaction to Mothers in correcthy the little iS* to which children are subject. "We are confident that a trial in your family will convince you that these Powders are deserving of the highest praise, and we now offer you the opportunity of having a regular 300. t>ox delivered to your door absolutely FREE. Simply cut from this paper the above 'trademark Head and mail to us together with name and address of five or more of your friends who have children, and by return maw maU you receive a full-sized package of MOTHER GRAY’S SWEET POWDERS. Address, MotherGrayGo.,Leßoy,H.X. 1 ■ ■ ■ 11 1 " I *»■<—**

COMMON ANCESTOR TO BLAME

Unsightly "Apple” Is a Legacy Bequeathed to His Posterity by Old Father Adam. We all "have It In” for Adam for shotting to our faces the gates of the Garden of Eden. But many of us, though we may not know it, bear a particular resemblance to this' common ancestor that puts another chip on the shouldeZ For It Is generally conceded that an "Adam’s apple” Is no aid to beauty. And besides making of our Paradise a cold, bare world, it Is Adam who Inflicted upon us this additional burden. When our common progenitor took the fatal bite that forever doomed the rest of us to existence by the sweat of our brows, a piece of the fruit Is supposed to have lodged in his throat and stuck there in his children’s children unto the nth generation. And that Is why the slight proturberance that some people have at the front of the throat is called “Adam’s apple!” Speaking of ancestry, some ot us -carry about enour persons unmistakable proof of our ancient lineage. —Chicago Journal.

Mild Coloration.

“Isn’t that parlor socialist likely to become an out-and-out red?” “I think not,” answered Miss Cayenne. “He’ll probably always stay just as he Is, a sort of shrimp pink.” -

It is as easy for you to please everybody as it is for everybody to please

An Invigorating -Eble Beverage —a real part of the meal, y not merely something to ■ drink with your food— », postum Cereal If you feel that something interferes with your health, stop tea and coffee and use this popular drink. "Theresa Reason No raise in price. Kafir Postum Cereal Company Battle CreeK,

W. N. U., CHICAGO, NO. 13-1920.

CITY PEOPLE “EASY MARKS”

Many Bestowed Alms on Beggar for Whom Lusty Youth Was En- , gaged in "Barking" ' Since efficiency is finding its way Into nil business one of the oldest "professions” of all has begun to adopt modern methods. The Innovation la due to a beggar who made his stand opposite one of the subway entrances along the Williamsburg bridge approach on Delancey street, the New York Evening Sun states. Many who passed this spot recently were struck by the appearance of thia beggar, an elderly, long-bearded man, who sat huddled up In a wheel chain. Alongside was a husky youth df nineteen or so, busily engaged in “barking" for the beggar. Secretly the lattes must have thought it a good joke ow the alms-glvlng public, for there wan always a smirk on his face, as his friend shouted so none should neglect to drop a coin in the beggar’s lap. His “spiel” was In Yiddish, which, roughly translated into English, would be; “Stop: Give charity, people." Many who ought to have known bet* ter stopped and gave.

Wise in His Generation.

Irate Parent—What you need, young man, is a sound thrashing. Johnny—Well, pa, my Sunday school teacher says that the Lord will supply our heeds, and I don’t mind waitings Boston Transcript.