Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1920 — “He-Rose.” [ARTICLE]

“He-Rose.”

A small boy was asked by the teacher to write an essay on heroes. The boy promptly wrote the following: “I put a tin tack on the chair. Father sat on it and ‘he-rose.’ ” There are no buffet cars on a train of disasters.