Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1920 — SPRING IS RESPONSIBLE [ARTICLE]

SPRING IS RESPONSIBLE

for this Poet Low-Rate stuff under cover from a very dear friend. If I have to read it —so do you. Little girl, you look so small, don’t you wear no clothes at all? Don’t you wear no shimmy-shirt, don’t you wear no petty skirt. Just your corsets and your hose, are those all your underclothes? Little girl what is the cause, all your olothes are made of gauze? Don’t you wear no undervest when you go out fully dressed? With your skirts cut rather high, won’t you catch a cold and die? Little girl your spenders show when the sunlight plays on you. We can see your tinted flesh thru your little gown of mesh. Li title girl; T tell you those ain’t so nice as under clothes. Little girl, now listen here, you would be just twice as dear, if you’d cover up your charms, neck, back, legs and (both your arms. We would take you to the shows if you’d wear some underclothes. Little girl, your mystery, luring charm and modesty, is what makes us fellows keen to possess a little Queen. But no lover —goodnes knows —wants a girl sans underclothes. Let us respectfully call your attention to the fact that. Mr. Leslie Clark purchased our last Hudson Super Six and that the two Welsh brothers, Ben and Lewis, got our last Franklin. We can only get a few. more of these makes and to avoid disappointment you should ask for reservation. _ THOMPSON KIRK.