Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1920 — Page 3
Take Aspirin With Water
H jour Aspirin tablets have the name "Bayer” stamped on them, they are genuine “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin,” proved safe by millions of people. The name “Bayer” the true world-famous Aspirin prescribed by physicians for over eighteen yean. Always drink one or two glasses of water after taking the" tablets. itaeh unbroken “Bayer package”
Aspirin Is trade sutJi ol Btrsr Miaotacmie Monotceticscldester et dslkjUsacld
It requires some thoughtfulness to even send “best regards’* to other members of the family. OLD CLOTHES DYED MAKE NEW GARMENTS "Diamond Dyes” Turn Faded, Shabby Apparel Into New. Don’t worry about perfect results. Use “Diamond Dyes," guaranteed to give a new, rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods,— dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts, children’s coats, feathers —everything! Direction Book in package tells how to diamond-dye over any color. To match any material, have dealer show you “Diamond Dye” Color Card. —Adv. A girl never forgets the first kiss she gets after reaching the age where kisses count
MPWSIWE POLISH AN O I 3*l MARTIN I Save time and hard work by using E-Z Bmt I Stove Polish; absolutely dustless, smokeless, m| MkK / odorless; gives a durable — ebony-black shine. iptl \ Try a 15c box of E-Z Oil Shoe Polish. All ESTAB. flßffy | colors and white. It saves the leather and 1882 KM I prevents cracking. Don’t risk cheap polish. I CHICAGO I To open box just lift the latch. polish
FAMOUS BOWERY IS NO MORE
Prohibition and General Good Things Responsible for Disappearance of Its Oldtime Characteristics. New York’s old-time Bowery Is no more. No final rites have marked its passage, nor has the last requiem been sung, but of recent months the change has been progressing swiftly and noticeably. Only old-timers can remember the "Tub of Blood” and other famous dives, but now even the modern hangouts are disappearing one by one before the advfent of national prohibition. \' Most potent of the changes In. America's former driftway of human wreckage is the virtual disappearance of the “Bowery bum.” A newspaper feature writer recently sojourned on the street for a time, and he reported that the “bums” are now almost all at least casual workers, and that “cash,"" or a sizable roll of the “long green,” abounds.
“He-Rose.”
A small boy was asked by the teacher to write an essay on heroes. The boy promptly wrote the following: “I put a tin tack on the chair. Father sat on it and ‘he-rose.’ ” There are no buffet cars on a train of disasters.
Health and Comfort Flavor and Economy' Postum Cereal i ■ . gives you every desirable quality in a table beverage) and has none of the harm, of coffee. Tfiis All-American table . beverage must be boiled 20 minutes. Ibr children and grown-ups. “Therels a /Season” . 4 TW Sizes 25* and 15* All grocers. M&de by Postum Cereal Ca Battle Cpgek.Mfch.
contains proper directions for Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neuritis, and for Pain. Always say “Bayer” when buying Aspirin. Then look for the safety “Bayer Cross” on the package and on the tablets. Handy tin boxes of twelve tablets cost pat a few cents. Druggists also sell larger packages.
No woman is a thing of beauty to her maid. SIOO Reward, SIOO Catarrh Is a local disease greatly Influenced by constitutional conditions. it therefore reaulres constitutional treatment HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts tbrough the Blood on the Mucous Surf aces of theSyatem. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE destroys the foundation of the disease, gives the patient strength by Improving the general health and assists nature In doing its work. *IOO.OO for Catarrh that HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE falls to cure. Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. P. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Every human heart Is human.-— Longfellow. Garfield Tea stimulates the liver, corrects constipation, cleanses the system and rids the blood of impurities. All druggists. —Adv. Every census pas disclosed the fact there are more men in the United States than women.
NOT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
After Experience With Truthful Parent, Teacher Got Great Light on Johnny's Case. A teacher who believed In co-operat-ing with the parents of her pupils called at the house of a small boy whom she had caught In a number of falsehoods In order • to take counsel with his mother. “I can’t see how you can say that,” the boy’s-, mother objected. “John never tells me lies. I’m mighty particular about It myself. He’s out In the yard now. Annie,” she said to his small sister, “you go out and tell him to come right to this minute I” Annie went, but in a few minutes she returned without the small prevaricator. “He won’t come," she announced proudly. "He says he won’t” “Did you tell him who was here?” Inquired his mother. Annie shook her head. “All right,” said the truthful parent “Go back and tell his grandmother Is here and has some candy for him. That’ll bring him!”—Youth’s Companion.
No Use.
“Do you question my knowledge?" “Why, no, sir. That wouldn’t answer.” ' Chinese bridesmaids always wear black.
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IF BACK HURTS USE 1 SALTS FOR KIDNEYS 111 lew meat If Kidneys seal Ilk* lead or Bladder bother*. Most folks forget that the kidneys, iiy the bowels, get sluggish and clogged and need a flushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull misery in the kidney region, severe headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders. Ypu simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain In the kidney region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with litbla, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulates them to normal activity. It also neutralizes the acids in the urine so It no longer thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts Is harmless; inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent lithlawater drink which everybody should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean, thus avoiding serious complications. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney trouble while it is only trouble.—Adv.
Life in Death.
It was a death-bed scene, but the art director was not satisfied with the hero’s acting. “Come on!” he cried. “Put more life into'your dying!”
OUCHI LUMBAGO PAIN! RUB BACKACHE AWAY Instant Relief With a Small Trial Bottle of Old “8L Jacobs Oil.” 4 Kidneys cause Backache? No! They have no nerves, therefore can not canse pain. Listen I Your backache Is caused by lumbago, sciatica or a strain, and the quickest relief is soothing, penetrating “St. Jacobs Oil.” Rub it right on your painful back, and Instantly the soreness, stiffness and lameness disappears. Don’t stay crippled! Get a small trial bottle of “St Jacobs Oil” from your druggist and limber up. A moment after It Is applied you’ll wonder what became of the backache or lumbago pain. Rub old, honest “St. Jacobs Oil” whenever you have sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism or sprains, as it is absolutely harmless and doesn’t bum the skin.—Adv.
An Exception.
“They say: Mrs. Bump’s table Is her weak point.” “Not if you Judge it by the butter she puts on it”
LIFT OFF CORNS! V Apply few drops then lift sore* touchy corns off with fingers Doesn’t hurt a bit! Drop a little Freezone on an aching corn, instantly that com stops hurting, then you lift it right out Yes, magic 1 A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but a few cents at any drug store, but Is sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft com, or com between the toes, and the calluses, without soreness or irritation. Freezone is the sensational discovery of a Cincinnati genius. It is wonderful.—Adv.
For a Consideration.
Spratt (gloomily)—“I don’t believe 1 have a friend in the world.” Sponger —“You win make one; I need $5.”
BOSCHEE’S SYRUP. A cold Is probably the most common of all disorders and when neglected is apt to be most dangerous. Statistics show that mere than three times as many people died from influenza last year, as were killed in the greatest war the world has ever known. For the last fifty-three years Boschee’s Syrup has been used for coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat Irritation and especially lung troubles. It gives the patient a good night’s rest, free from coughing, with easy expectoration In .the morning. Made tQ America and used In the homes of thousands of families all over the civilised world. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Nail This, Quick!
"Why has he named hla motor WO ton?" "Because It's his car-pet.”
An m-AMOlng pipe has no eon*
DOCTOR ADVISED CHANGEOF CLIMATE Run Down and Lungs Hurt—Stayed Home and Gained 22 Pounds. “In November, 1911, I had a severs cold and la grippe, which left me with a bad cough. My lungs and shoulder blades hurt so I couldn't sleep and I finally had to give up my Job and was ordered to change climate. In April, 1912, I began taking Milks IJmulslon. On the second bottle I could see a change. My appetite was better and I commenced to gain strength and weight Now (August 23, 1912) I have used 23 bottles, have increased 22 pounds in weight and believe I am permanently cured.”—W. F. Bourland, Route 6, Wqlf City, Texas. Mr. Bourland Was fortunate in commencing to use Milks Emulsion when he did. A run-down system invites disease. Milks Emulsion costs nothing to try. Milks Emulsion is a pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It restores healthy, natural bowel action, doing away with all need of pills and physics. It promotes appetite and quickly puts the digestive organs In shape to assimilate food. As a builder of flesh and strength Milks Emulsion is strongly recommended to those whom sickness has weakened, and is a powerful aid in resisting and repairing the effects of wasting diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and constipation, are promptly relieved—usually in one day. This is the only solid emulsion made, and so palatable that it is eaten with a spoon like ice cream. Truly wonderful for weak, sickly children. No matter how severe your case, you are urged to try Milks Emulsion under this guarantee—Take six bottles home with you, use it according to directions, and if not satisfied with the results your rtoney will bei promptly refunded. Price 60c and $1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emulsion Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere.—Adv.
Little Things That Hurt.
You may think that a bachelor with an Ipenmfl.nftana million, hates to nay an Income tax, but if you want to behold his enthusiasm freeze just watch him groan when the school tax is h’lsted. —Houston Post
WHY DRU66ISTS RECOMMEND SWAMP-ROOT A Pot many years druggists have watched with much interest the remarkable record maintained by Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder medicine. It is a physician’# prescription. Swamp-Root is a strengthening medicine. It helps the kidneys, liver and bladder do the work nature intended they should do. Swamp-Root has stood the test of years. It is sold by all druggists on its merit and it should help you. No other kidney medicine has so many friends. Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start treatment at once. However, if you wish first to teat mis great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmw & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.—Adv.
The Main Thing.
"My daughter, Young Baggs called today to ask me to give him your hand." “Well, father, did you ask him if he had anything to put In It?”
■Health is the fashion. Take Garfield Tea, the herb laxative which purifies the blood and brings good health. —Adv.
No Expense.
Lawyer —What was the Judge’s charge to the jury? Ex-Juryman —Not a cent. In fact, we got paid by the day for our work.
HOMELESS! ♦ ':- ■ . * Constipation, Headache, Colds, Biliousness, driven out with “Cascarets”
Drive away those persistent enemies of happiness—biliousness and constipation. 'Don’t stay headachy, sick, tongue coated, sallow and miserable I Never have colds, indigestion, upset stomach or that misery-making gas. Feel splendid always by taking Cascarets occasionally. Cascarets never gripe, sicken or inconvenience you like Calomel, Salts, Oil or nasty, harsh Pills. They cost so little and work while you sleep.—Adv.
Pessimists live long—like Voltaire and Schopenhauer—in spite of their oesslmlsm about all things. Cole’s CarbolUalve Quickly Relieves and heals burning, itching and torturing skin diseases. It instantly stops the Min of burns. Heals without scars. 25c and 60c. Ask your druggist, or send 25c to The J. |W. Cole Co., Rockford, 111., for a pkg. Adv. \ Some men waste a lot of time trying to convince others that they are truthful. i - .; j
Important to Mothers
I Examine carefully every bottle of [CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that It In Use for Over 80 Years. • ' (Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria
A fiithe* get* some of hla boy** .company if the boy bias to come to him [for pocket money.
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[ Facts for Sick Womenj
Reliable Information All American women know of the great success of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound in restoring to health women who suffered from ailments peculiar to their sex, yet there are some who are skeptical and do not realize that all that is claimed for it is absolutely true —if they did, our laboratory would not be half large enough to supply the demand, though today it is the largest in the country used for the manufacture of one particular medicine. The Facts contained in the following two letters should prove of benefit to many women:
Buffalo, N. Y.—“l suffered with organic inflammation and displacement. When lifting I had such pain and bearing down that I was not able to stand np, and it hurt me to walk or go up or down stairs. I was going to a doctor without any Results and he mid the safest thing would be to have an operation. I met a lady who told me she had three operations and was not well until she took Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound. * I felt relief after taking two bottles of Vegetable Compound and I kept on with it until I was cured. I always use Lydia E. Pinkham’s Liver Fills and they are fine. Everything used to tom soar on my stomach ana the Liver Fills relieved that.”—Mrs. A. Hookes, 693 Fargo Avenue, Buffalo, nTY.
The fact is, the Best Medicine for Women to
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Real Signs.
*ls that a baby squall which Is coming up?” “I guess so from the way the boat Is rocking.”
CREAM FOR CATARRH OPENS UP NOSTRILS Tells How to Get Quick Relief From Head-Colds. It’s Bplendidl In one minute your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snuffling, blowing, .headache, dryness. No struggling for breath at night; your cold or catarrh will be gone. Get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, healing cream In your nostrils. It penertates through every air passage of the head, soothes the Inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes Instantly. It’s Just fine. Don’t stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh—Relief comes so quickly.—Adv.
Couldn’t Be.
“I saw your double on the street today.” “That’s impossible, sir. I am a single man.”
CHEAPLY BOUGHT, DEAR IN END This proverb cannot be applied In any case better than In bnying remedies. If yon, for Instance, suffer from constipation, poor appetite, headaches, Insomnia, or other stomach troubles, Triner’s American Elixir of Bitter Wine Is the best remedy yon cad boy. Now somebody will tell yon that he knows a preparation which Is ten, twenty or thirty cents cheaper. You will follow his hint, you will buy cheaply, but you will seesoon that you have thrown away your money. A reliable remedy Is always worth Its weight In gold. Just as Mr. Joseph Zelesnlk wrote us on February 23: “Star City, W. Va 4 box 158. Triner’s American ffitxtr of Bitter Wine Is more worth than money. I recommend It heartily to all my fellow countrymen. Publish my full name and address.” Ask your druggist or dealer In medicines also for Triner’s Angelica Bitter Tonic.—Joseph Triner Company, 1388-43 S. Ashland Avo, Chicago, HL—Adv. —^- One has to be able to reason somewhat In order to know when he Is unreasonable. For never, new, wicked man was iriaar-FopQ. ,
Sacramento, Calif.—“ I had organie trouble and had sueh terrible pain and swelling in the lower past of my side that I could not stand on my met or even let the bed clothes touch my side. I gave np my work thinking I would not be able to go back for months. My mother advised me to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound as it had saved her life at one time, and it pat me In a wonderful condition in a couple of weeks, so I can keep on working. I work m • department store and have to stand on my feet all day and I do not have any more pains. J surely recommend your Vegetable Compound to all my friends and yon may use these facts as a testimonial.’’—Bkbtha J. Pabub, 5380 M St- Sacramento, Calif.
Extravagant
"She’s extravagant.” "She served her husband beefsteak for dinner last night.” “What of that? The poor man has to eat, doesn’t he?” “Of course, but think of serving beefsteak and no company In the house.”
A doctor who tells yon your symptoms before yon can tell them wins your eternal faith. * Applause has made fools of mors men than criticism. ; ~ jv
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