Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 73, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1920 — Admonishing Them. [ARTICLE]

Admonishing Them.

“Looky here, now!” sternly said Constable Sam T. Slackputter, the reffoubtable sleuth of Petunia. “This diabolical practice of matching pennies on the sidewalk has got to stop! Why, dod-blast it, every few days when I come along walking my beat, with my head high like an officer of the law ort to carry hls’n,' I fall over a bunch of yo« infernal young cusses and get my uniform all dusty !”-*-Kansas Otty Star. -—- — t.. ...