Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 68, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 March 1920 — BILLY SUNDAY AND BILLY BRYAN, HOWZAT? [ARTICLE]

BILLY SUNDAY AND BILLY BRYAN, HOWZAT?

The keep the back-biting, grasping, thieving, degenerate bunch of dirty politicians who are trying to double cross the eighteenth amendment from the presidential chair,* Billy Sunday says he will run on a dry platform with William Jennings Bryan. Moreover, here is his cabinet, handpicked and ready for the approval of the public: Secretary of state, Henry Cabot Lodge or “Ma” Sunday (“I don’t know which; both of them are fine in any job.”) Secretary of war, Leonard Wood, (“He had a raw deal and he’s a great soldier.”) Attorney general, Judge K. M. Landis. (“He’d smash the daylight out of the robbers.”) Secretary of the interior, Gov. Henry Allen. (“He’s another good one, believe me.”) Postmaster general, Herbert Hoover (“Oh, boy, there’s a man for you.”) Secretary of agriculture, Prof. Charles Curtis. (“I used to go to school to him when he was dean of the agricultural ' college at Ames.”) Secretary of labor, Police Commissioner Curtis of Boston. (“One of the ablest men in the country.’’) “I don’t know about anybody else except that Pershing will be chief of staff.”