Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 53, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1920 — IT IS TO LAUGH [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

IT IS TO LAUGH

She—Men are such dull creatures. I should simply drop dead if one of them should say something to me PA never heard before. Her Dear

Friend —W ha t a stunner for you * proposal would be. "Bobby, what did you do with your •peanut shells In the carl" "I put 'em In the overcoat pocket of that man I was Bittin' by,” Mind. Maud—ls he has proposed, why don’t you accept him? Mabel—l can't make up my mind whether I would like him when I got. him home. Auto Classification.

“What kind of people are the Grabcoins?” “In what respects?” “In all respects.” “They are seven car people.”

At the Wrong End. Grocer —Now you’ve come hat for a little money, I hope you’ll pajj me what you owe me. Owen Mutch—teth see, your name is Timmerman, isn’t it? Sorry, old man, but Pm paying off an my cred. Itors in alphabetical order. Near Enough. Bacon—Wouldn’t you like to see th* battle fields in Europe? , Egbert—Oh, Tvs seen ’em. Bacon—Why, yqu haven’t been over since the war, have you? Egbert—No; but Pve been.to tbg movies.