Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1920 — Page 3

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A War Child. "Tommy, shall I never teach you that it isn’t right to throw hand grenades at your elders?” —Sondage Nisse, Stockholm.

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DOING THE BEST HE COULD

Question as to What Joe Was Crying “About" Was Settled In Short Order. I have a small brother, writes a Youth’s Companion subscriber, who 1s three years old. On one occasion he came walking slowly and quietly up to his mother and turned a very wan, pinched little face up to her. She asked him in n sympathetic voice: \ "What is the matter, Joe? You aren’t sick, are you?” “No, ma’am.” "Well, what is the matter?” - ~ “Nothin’, only I just feel so pitiful 1” By noiv his feelings were so ‘‘worked up” that he began to cry. “Well, is that what makes you cry ao easily?” “No, ma’am, that’s what makes me cry ao hard!” “Now, Joseph, what is mamma’s boy crying so hard about?” "Fm cryin’ ’bout as hard as I can.” , And he proceeded to do so.

His Opportunity Gone.

A little friend of mine had been to see “Unde Tom’q Cabin” with her mother. At the dinner table that evening her father remarked that he believed he would go see the play that evening, when little Fay said. “Well, there’s no use in your going, for Lit* tie Eva died this afternoon.” —Exchange.

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In- Finland many women are employed in the sawmills. Use your mind as a storehouse, but not as a junkhouse.

TOOK REBUKE IN GOOD PART

Young Man Probably Right When He Said It-Would Teach Him a Lesson. Years ago when I was teaching in high school, we had considerable trouble with the students slamming the outside doors, and we lectured them often. It was my week for hall duty when one noon a young, man entered t’e school building and banged the door. I was much provoked and said, “Young man, will you please go out again and try and see if you cannot close that door more quetly?” He looked rather surprised and said, “Yes ma’am,” and did as I asked. I said, “That was better.” He then inquired where he would find one of our teachers. To my surprise he was not a student as I thought, but a friend making a caH. I tried to apologize, but he said it would serve as a good lesson. —Exchange. ■

Pessimistic.

“It is all over but the shouting,” said the politician to his friend the night before election, “and, between you and me, our side won’t have to attend to that” —Boston Transcript

The wrong noad never led to the right place—Kardac, Count of Gersay.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

CHIVALRY NATURAL TO HIM

Brave Act of Virginian Soldier In France Had Ite Counterpart In Deed of General Lee. It was not often that the soldier boy would talk at all of those days in France, but one evening he had been telling his uncle and some of the lads who had dropped in of the rescue of Parade Rest Parade Rest was the company’s mascot, a rather nondescript dog. of do marked intelligence but devoted to and beloved by the boys, who had given him this sobriquet because of the position in which he always stqpd, with one foot turned out. One day at Chateau Thierry he had been left behind in a dugout, but had followed the boys, and at a moment when there was a lull in the advance, there, a tempting target for the enemy, silhouetted against the glare, stood Parade Rest. ' "It doesn’t seem much to tell now,” the soldier said, looking over the quiet little group on the home porch, thousands of miles away from that battlefield, “but it was some stunt. My bnddie dashed' out among the falling shrapnel and bursting shells and seized Parade Rest so -quickly we couldn’t tell how it was done.” “Where was your buddle from?” Inquired one of the boys in the group. At the answer “From Virginia,” the soldier boy’s uncle smiled, a reminiscent, comprehending smile. “He was only repeating an act of one of the greatest of Virginians, my lads,” the old man began, and then the little group remembered that here in their midst was a veteran of that war of the Blue and the Gray. “For one day, during the long siege of Petersburg, General Lee, in his effort to encourage his men, took up amost dangerous position on the front Uries. But having been cautioned aqd later besought, he retired to the rear. Only a few minutes later, however, seeing some fledglings fall from their nest to the battlefield, he rode out, jumped from his horse, and restored them to safety. It. was done very quickly but not so quickly but that the general, on his well-known gray horse, was visible to the enemy. But the enemy did not Are upon him in that act.” —Christian Science Monitor.

Running No Risks.

“According to the testimony of the witnesses, you were caught just as you were getting out of the window with the contents of the till In your pocket. Now, what excuse have you got?” said .the judge, fiercely, to the prisoner, who stood, wth a jaunty air, In the dock. “I know it, your honor. I shall always be grateful to the man who caught me. When I have these somnambullstfc fits l am in danger of falling out of windows and hurting myself.” “That never occurred to me,” remarked the judge, pensively. “That being the case, I will direct the officials—” “To turn me loose?” “No; but to have an extra bar put across the window of your cell so that there may be no danger of your falling out.”

Baits for U-Boats.

Captain Campbell and his associates of the British mystery ship Dunraven paid as much attention to details in their ships as in their personal appearance. The ship’s wash did not expose the flannels that are affected by naval men, but the dungarees that are popular with merchant sailors. Sometimes a side of beef would be hung out in plain view ; this not only kept up the fiction that the ship was an innocent tramp, but it served as a tempting bait to the not too well fed crew of die submarine. Particularly tempting cargoes were ocasionally put on deck. One of the ships carried several papier-mache freight cars of the small European type, covered with legends which Indicated that they were loaded with ammunition and bound for Mesopotamia. It is easy to Imagine how eagerly the Hun would wish to sin'r that rargo.—Admiral Sims In the World’s Work.

Mixing Yarns.

By force of Industrial circumstances an odd and Interesting kind of internationalism appears in the report that Hongkong factories are knitting with a mixture of Japanese and American yarns. An estimate for the current year IS that American yarns to the value of about one million gold dollars will come into Hongkong and go out again Mil over the far East in knitted articles, the bulk, of them made of American yarns but a considerable part of American and Japanese yarns mixed. People in North China, the Dutch East Indies, the Philippines, and In smaller number in South America and Europe will thus be going about in what might be called “American-Japanese hosiery “made In China.’ ”

Orator Not Dependent.

John Bright’s notes for. a speech were written on a visiting card. Lord Asquith is the authority for this statement; but it does not appear quite to harmonize with BHght’s recorded practice of using several half-sheets in the case of important speeches. He certainly was not dependent on his notes, however, being always able to repeat verbatim any of the sentences which, owing to the applause which greeted them, had been Inaudible to the hress. On one occasion the wind played havoc with his half-sheets, which he had laid on top of bls hat. But he picked than up, sorted theca unconcernedly, and Went on.

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Good Night Tip.

"Is that your father I hear coming town stairs?” asked the startled young man of the fair young thing by his side on the parlor sofa. “No, George," replied the girl, looking inquiringly at the clock on the mantel; “you won’t hear papa when he does come down.”

RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR. To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and 14 oz. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week until it becomes the desired shade. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and will make harsh hair soft and glossy. It will not co'or the scalp, is pot sticky or greasy, and does not rub off.—Adv.

The Frenchman's Hands.

Patience —What nationality is he? Patrice —He’s French. “Has he any accomplishments?” “Sure thing; he’s ambidextrous.” "Really?” “Sure; he can swear with both hands 1”

IF BACK HURTS USE SALTS FOR KIDNEYS Eat les* meat If Kidneys feel like lead or Bladder bother*. Most folks forget that the kidneys, like the bowels, get sluggish and clogged and need a flushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull misery in the kidney region, severe rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders. You simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain in the kidney region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with Uthia, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulates them to normal activity. It also neutralizes the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent llthiawater drink which everybody should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean, thus avoiding serious complications. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney trouble while It is only trouble. —Adv.

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It Makes a Difference.

The man who tries to reform other* is an inspired missionary. The man who tries to reform you is a hypocritical humbug. —Cincinnati Enquirer.

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