Evening Republican, Volume 23, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 February 1920 — Page 2

Weak and Miserable? Dow the least exertion tire yon out? Feel "blue” and worried and hare daily harhaeha, lameness, headache, disrinees, and kidney irregularities! Bick kidneys are often to blame for thia unhappy state. You must act quickly to pre rent more serious trouble. Use Doan't xmmv Pillt, the remedy recommended everywhere by grateful users. Atk your neighbor! AnlllinobCaM . Mi* J. W. Ctopherrson. 1100 St. Louis Ave East Wf St Louis, Hl , says: b -4 off ™ th ' complaint my back gave uL I couldn't do ■fiik.my washing and — fjM«fl|pMthere was a convWMK| llstant pain through lithe small of my stooped though my back kJ were broken and my feet swelled so badly I could hardly wear my shoes. I was nervous and became easily upset I finally used Doan's Kidney Pills and they helped mo right away and several boxes cured me." OctDesw*e«t Any Smew. OOe a Bee DOAN• S K p FOSTDUMHJBURN CO, BUFFALO. A T.

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Limited Wardrobe.

Bix —Isn’t it annoying when yon leave your keys in the pocket of your other suit? Dlx —Don’t know. I have never left my keys in my pajamas.—Boston Transcript. - r*;

/ *' Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will eoj* rect both liver and kidney disorder*. — Adv. Plumbers are not the only pipe fiends. _ You borrow from yourself when you cut down expenses.

WOMEN WHO SUFFER FROM BACKACHE AND DIZZY SPELLS Cairo, Hl.—‘Tor the past ten years I have depended a great deal upon Tavorite Prescription’ whenever I hare been run-down, weak or .ggsSsjtegv nervous, and especially when going through middle life it is simply wonderR A . jy ful the relief ‘FavorA K ite Prescription’ gave me from backaches dizzy spells. “I certainly take ' pleasure in recommending Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prtw"ption tn all women going through this trying period of life.”—Mrs. J. H. Hayden. 517 Tenth St. Young Mothers ■ Rayon*, Hl.—“l found Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription to be a splendid t/wtir during expectancy and it helped to eHwrinato suffering. I would never hesitate to recommend it to other young mothers, nor to use it again.”—Ji B. J. W. Killer, Gilbur St. Quincy. HL—“When I was a girt at home Dr. Pierce’s medicines were in constant use in our family. My mother and sister took the “Favorite Prescription’ with good results and the ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ cured my brother of a very bad cough that had bothered him for some thK/ Since I married I took Tn ▼ante Prescription’ for woman’s weakHSM, also during expectancy when I was aflnm-down, weak and nervous and would be nanseatod all the time. I was ao delieats I could scarcely get around. The twelve pounds. I really could not have gone through what I did only for ‘Favorite Prescription.' ”—Mra fitockdaU, JM Jeffamea ®l» . — , • -—■<

WESTERN CANADA CORN

Wins First Honors at Kansas City. While visiting the Canadian Government Information Bureau at Kansas City, whefe there is on exhibition a very creditable display of Canadian products, my attention, says a writer In the agricultural press, was directed to a few ears of Dent corn, bearing the modest inscription; - “This Northwestern Dent corn teek the first prize at the Soil Products Exposition recently held In Kansas City, Mo., and was grown by John Hamilton of Kelwood, Manitoba.” Kei wood, Manitoba, lies about twelve hundred miles north of Kansas City, and it was quite pardonable that these Canadians should so proudly parade the fact that they had been able to carry off for their corn display the blue ribbon that for years the old "corn-growing” states had looked upon as being practically their own, and for which they were strong contestants in the recent show.-—= — I asked Mr. Hewitt, agent in charge of the Canadian Government office at 2012 Main Street, Kansas City, what the winning of the prize means for Canada. His reply was that It means the “corn belt" is moving northward, and In a few years to the fame that Canada has already achieved as a wheat, barley and oats producing country, will have to be added that of growing the best corn in America. “Why,” he said, “twenty years ago a friend of mine was attracted at the Minnesota State Fair by the number of those who were examining some corn growth north of Crookston. Minnesota. It was not the large ear produced farther south, but it was an even ear and perfect kernel. The interest centered in it was the fact that It had been grown so far north. That was twenty years ago. Today, the traveler on any of the railways in that section of the country may see field after field of com. Tn many portions of Manitoba,” he continued, “out Into Saskatchewan and Alberta, the growing of com Is receiving much attention, at presently mainly for fodder, but within a short time, with accllma-l ted seed a maturing com of good quality may reasonably be expected. Already the number of silos In use in Western Canada indicates that the progressive farmers there look forward to the day when com will be one of their most Important crops. “Coro lands in South Dakota are said to be selling as high as $250 per acre, and If corn has been the means of placing these lands at this price what may be expected of Western Canada lands, when the day comes that corn will be grown as successfully there Y’ It was not In com alone that Western Canada carried off the honors at Hie Soil Products Exposition. The awards won by Western Canada were 40 first, 29 second, and 26 third prizes. These Included Ist. 2nd and 3rd prizes for hard spring wheat: the sweepstakes for wheat and the cup offered by Canadian Pacific Railway for the best half-bushel of hard spring wheat; Ist, 2nd and 3rd prizes and sweepstakes for oats; Ist. 2nd and 3rd prizes for barley; and 2nd and 3rd prizes for oats. It is interesting to note that the sweepstakes for wheat and first prize for hard red spring wheat have been won by Saskatchewan exhibitors seven times in the last eight years, Manitoba winning one year. Potato classes have some interesting successes for Western Canadian exhibitors, who won four firsts, three seconds and three thirds. Exhibitors from these provinces also made fine showing in the vegetable classes, winnfg among other prizes the premium prizes for cabbages, cauliflowers, pumpkins squash and watermelons. —•Adv.

NOTHING IN THAT FOR HIM

Lean Individual Knew Game That Had Service in the Army “Beaten a Block." The recruiting office was having a slow day. Prospect after prospect had been interviewed, but all seemed to have some fundamental objection to joining up. Finally, there appeared a long, lean youth who studied the posters with more than the usual degree of Interest. The recruiting officer perked up. “Like to join the service, buddy?" be Inquired. “Like to see the world r “Sure would.* “Like to get three square meals a day?" _ - “Sure would.” lke to get your clothes and your rent and everything free?" “Sure would.” ”=“ “And have a chance to save your wages?” “Sure would. Say, how much does she pay?" , “Thirty dollars a month.” The lean one shuffled away. “Aw, b ," he grumbled. “I knowed there was a trick In it somewhere. I kin borrow that much.”—Home Sector.

Wanted His Place.

A young man who is painfully bashful called upon my niece who was visiting us. Our little grandson is very fond of attention and climbed upon young man’s knee. He was called, •nd as he ran from the room be looked back and said: “Don’t let any one gat my place.”—Exchange.

The Challenge.

Ha—A Maa Is the language off leva ■to— Dummy.—Boston Transcript.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

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Cruel Intimation.

Fie —I suppose yon think I couldn’t make my wife happy? She —No, but you could your widow.

UP ASINGIN’! Tomorrow will be dear and bright, if you take ‘'Cascarets” tonight

Feeling half-sick, bilious, constipated? Ambition way below zero? Hero is help 1 Take Cascarets tonight fOr your liver and bowels. You’ll wake up clear, rosy, and full of life. Cascarets act without griping or inconvenience. They never sicken you like Calomel, Salts, Oil or nasty, harsh They cost so little' too —Cascarets work while you sleep.—Adv.

A Waggish Witness.

“Did ne look straight at you when he said that to you?” “No, your honor, he bent his gaze on me.”

It You Need a Medicine You Should Have the Best Have yoa ever stopped to reason why it is that so many products that are extensively advertised, all at once drop out of sight and are soon forgotten? The reason is plain—the article did not fulfill the promises of the manufacturer. This applies more particularly to a medicine. A medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost sells itself, as like an endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been benefited, to those who are in need of it. A prominent druggist says “Take for example Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, * preparation I have sold for many years and never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case it shows excellent results, as many of my customers testify. No Other kidney remedy has so large a sale.” According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the success of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root is due to the fact, so many people claim, that it fulfills almost every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments; corrects urinary troubles and neutralizes the uno acid which causes rheumatism. ' You may receive a sample bottle oi Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, .N. x., and enclose ten cents; also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles tor sale at all drug stores.—Adv.

Had Enough.

“Are you fond of fiction?” “I used to be, but my husband hat got me fed up on IL”

Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a local greatly influenced by constitutional conditions. HALL a CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh. It is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of ths System. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE is Composed of some of the best tonics known, combined with some of the best blood purifiers. The perfect of the ingredients in HALL S CATARRH MEDICINE is what produces such wonderful results in catarrhal conditions. Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. F. L Cheney A Co., Props., Toledo. Ohio.

Keeps Them Interested, Anyhow.

A habitual falsifier always seems able to get a number of people interested ir the hope that some day they’ll catch him in the truth.

If not already acquainted, get to know Garfield Tea, the advance agent of Abounding Health.—Adv. The auto that attempts flying is apt to turn turtle.

//w Night ✓ Morning Keep Your E/es

LIFE AT ITS BEST

Advantages of Dwelling in Coun* try Town. City Man Knows Nothing of the Sweet Contentment That Ie the Lot of the Resident of Rural Places. .Observing the inconveniences and sometimes discomforts of city life, some of the brethren of the country press are taking a shot at the city dweller and emphasizing the fortunate position of the citizen who contrives to spend his life in some quiet town of the country, says a writer in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. The country gentleman never cares whether the street cars run or not; he is not concerned with the electric light plant or the water supply, having his reliable kerosene lamps and a good well in working order for emergency use. He is not afraid that 400,000 of his townsmen will run out of coal at once and freeze to death, because the old grove on the east forty is capable Of furnishing his fuel should his supply of five cords of sawed and split wood that he has in his woodshed become depleted. He lives away from the mass, and his small wants are not pushed and crowded by the small wants of hundreds of thousands of othdr people. He feels that if there is anything that he really needs that he does not possess, he can go out and procure it any morning without much trouble, and he is generally quite right about it. " Charles M. Horton, of Hadley, N. Y., cites the cases of the city and the country, citizens in a recent issue of Collier’s Weekly. Writes Mr. Horton: The man who started the back-to-the-farm movement had something! The man who shouted “Back to nature,” said something; The advice was directed at city dwellers, of course, because folks who were living out of the cities already did not need it. He takes up the case of the $25 a week married man, who hardly exists in the city, and shows what he is accomplishing in town: A clerk in here gets $25 a week, owns his own' home and a boat on the lake and a jitney, goes hunting in the north woods in the fall, fishes evenings and days off without nuifiber, picks berries, kills his own beef in the fall, raises his own pigs, has a piano and a library and a silver service and linen, modern pictures on the walls, good rugs on the floors, mission furniture around the rooms, twin beds, a dog, two cats, a bear rus. ceilings, pktin wall paper, electric fixtures —everything, in short, that the city dweller has, or wants, but can’t have —and he is a clerk’in a grocery store at $25 a week. And he had these things when he was getting $18 —six months ago, before he got a raise—had more, in fact, because he owned a trotting horse that could go some; this animal has since died. The writer himself was beguiled from the country to the city under the cmmon belief that the city is the only place for the man of ambition who would go far. He had brains, in a measure; he had money/ in a measure, and then he tossed the whole thing up in the air and made back for the country, where he now exists in contentment. And when one sees city folk bedeviled and harassed and bepinched by every human want, living from hand to mouth, and worrying lest some necessity of existence be cut off by some whim of man or vagary of fate, one is inclined to give the argument of the country citizen large value and credence.

Carnegie Doubly Interested.

One more statue was unveiled, recently, of the immortal Robbie Burns, this time in Boston. Andrew Carnegie spent much of his holiday time in Scotland, and divided it between dedicating free libraries, opening church organs, and unveiling Burns statues. Meeting Mr. Carnegie at a St. Andrew's dinner in New York, a braw Scot but recently come over said, “Mr. Carnegie, I would like to shake you by the hand; you unveiled a statue of Robbie Burns last summer in my home town.” “Aye,” said Mr. Carnegie, after a , pause, *that' would be Montrose, the only place I ever had anything to do with a Burns statue that I didna pay for. On that account Tm doubly pleased to meet you.”—Christian Science Monitor.

Modest Linguist.

; Prof. Robertson of Louisville has published a little book of his own on the Greek of the New Testament, a book weighing niore than eight pounds and containing 1.540 closely printed pages. In the preface Prof. Robertson apologizes for his small linguistic attainments. He is not, he says, a specialist in the Semitic tongues, though he knows Hebrew and Aramaic and can use Coptic and Sanscrit He knows Latin, Greek, French, German and Anglo-Saxon, but beyond those languages only Assyrian, Dutch, Gothic and Italian are to be added to his “modest linguistic equipment” --

Cement's Adhesion to Iron.

The adhesion of cement to iron that gives strength to reinforced concrete is found by Vasilesco Karpen to be unlike the gluing effect of mortar on bricks. The cement does not stick te the iron firmly, if at all, but the adhesion is given by a gripping of enclosed iron as the concrete contract* in setting.

Nasty Colds Get instant relief with “Pape’s Cold Compound”

Don’t stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing and snuffling I A dose of “Pape’s Cold Compound” taken every two hours until three doses are taken usually breaks up a cold and ends all grippe misery. The very first dose opens your dogged-up nostrils and the air passages of the head; stops nose running; relieves the headache, dullness, feverishness, sneezing, soreness and stiffness. “Pape’s Cold Compound” is the quickest, surest relief known and costs only a few cents at drug stores. It acts without assistance. Tastes nice. Contains no quinine. Insist on Pape’s I Ad.

Many Suicides in China.

China has more suicides than any other country in the world. In a single year as many as half a million cases of self-destruction have been recorded.

FLU IS HERE, BUT DON’T BE FRIGHTENED! Be calm! Remember the famous announcement of Commodore Perry after the Lake Erle battle in 1813: “We have met the enemy and they are ours.” It is easy to meet the flu and defeat it victoriously, if you use common sense, exercise the necessary preventive precaution and keep your bowels open by the help of Triner’s American Elixir of Bitter Wine. Trtner’s remedy not only cleans the bowels, it also buijds up the body defenses. Other excellent remedies for these days of flu epidemic: Triner’s Angelica Bitter Tonic which helps to Increase vitality; Triner’s Cough Sedative which gives a quick relief in case of cough, and Triner’s Antlputrln which is the most eflicient gargle and nose douche (for nose douche dilute one part of Antlputrin to four parts of lukewarm water). Every dealer in medicines has Triner’s remedies in stock or can get them for you. only Insist upon Triners! Joseph Triner Company, 1333-43 South Ashland Avenue, Chicago, Hl. —Adv.

Entirely Separate.

Millie —“You. have no business to kiss me.” Billie—“I never combine business with pleasure.”

I CREAM FOR CATARRH OPENS UP NOSTRILS Telle How to Get Quick Relief 1; from Head-Colds. It’s Splendid 1 In one minute your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snuffling, blowing, headache, dryness. No struggling for breath at night; your cold or catarrh will be gone. Get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, healing cream In your nostrils. It penertates through every air passage of the head, soothes the Inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes instantly. It’s Just fine. Don’t stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh—Relief comes so quickly.—AdV. About the only time a woman sees anything adorable In any one of her sex is when she looks in a mirror.

GREEN’S AUGUST FLOWER. Constipation invites other troubles whieh come speedily unless quickly checked and overcome by Green’s August Flower which is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion both in stomach and Intestines, cleans and sweetens the stomach and alimentary canal, stimulates the liver to secrete the bile and impurities from the blood. It is a sovereign remedy used in many thousands of households all over the civilized world for more than half a century by those who have suffered with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia, sluggish liver, coming up of food, palpitation, constipation and other intestinal troubles. Sold by druggists and dealers everywhere. Try a bottle, take no substitute.—Adv. Good advice is the kind you retnember too late that you forgot to take.

A Lady of Distinction. Is recognized by the delicate fascinat* Ing influence of the perfume she uses, A bath with Cutlcura Soap and hot water to thoroughly cleanse the pores, followed by a dusting with Cutlcura Talcum Powder usually means a dear, sweet, healthy skin.—Adv.

Being funny is the most serious kind of work. K cup of Garfield Tea before retiring BriH next day relieve your system gently and thoroughly of all Brains without energy are nonpxw* j - r* ■ A’

Sure, Relief pA IHDiasmfl)) 6 Bell-ans Hot wa * er Sure Relief RE LL-ANS IP FOR INDIGESTION COLD ON CHEST AND SORE THROAT ended overnight You Get Action with Mustarine—lt Drives Out Pain In Half the Timo It Takes other Remedies — It’s the Quickest Pain Killer on Earth. Stops coughing almost Instantly; •ore throat and chest colds over night. Nothing like it for neuralgia, lumbago, neuritis and to speedily drive away rheumatic pains and reduce swollen joints. Mustarine is the original non-bllsterlng {description that takes the place but is 0 times as efficient as Grandmother • oldfashioned mustard plasters Use it for sprains strains, bruises, sore muscles, •tiff neck, swellings, sore, painful or frosted feet and chilblains. Be sure its Begy’s Mustarine in the yellow box. 8. C. Wells & Co., Le Roy. N. Y. 16799 DIED in New York City alone from kidney trouble last year. Don’t allow yourself to become a victim by neglecting pains and aches. Guard against this trouble by taking

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Not True to Life.

Church —Have you seen the new play? Gotham —Oh, yes. “Isn’t that scene of the subway car amusing?” “What’s amusing about it?” “Why, didn’t you notice everybody had « seat!”

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